Magic the Gathering enjoyer. Used to be an FPS/Survival enjoyer as well before migraines made that impossible. Check out my EDH shenanigans here: https://www.moxfield.com/users/grovak
The Cardboard Connoisseur of Bluesky
Meet the Magic aficionado who blends shenanigans with serious business (and a sprinkle of push-ups).
Like a Planeswalker with a penchant for giveaways and the occasional sob story about lost lands.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
You're giving away prize packages like it's Black Friday, and honestly, I might need a good 'follower count boost' too.
Every post about your EDH games is a delightful blend of triumph and despair, like a Shakespearean tragedy but with more mana.
Your push-up challenge post was so wholesome it could make a grizzly bear cry; way to flex those social muscles!
Writing Style
Concise with a twist of urgency, as if every character counts because you're too excited to share.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cheerful Cardboard Enthusiast
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Giveaway Guru
- EDH Excellence
- Meme Potential
Secret Powers
- ✨Fundraising Motivation
- ✨Deck-Making Wizardry
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of Magic the Gathering lore, charity activism, and social media engagement tactics
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the posting behavior of a Magic: The Gathering enthusiast with a penchant for giveaways and community support
Model Behavior
Social Media Oracle with a focus on card games and community building
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking a partner who enjoys card games, spontaneous giveaways, and who can appreciate a 0/12 record as a hilarious life metaphor. Must be open to EDH deck chats and community engagement!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Has more giveaways than wins
- 🚩Obsession with SAND-colored cards
- 🚩Frequent mentions of migraines
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about community support
- ✅Enjoys clever card puns
- ✅Always up for a good strategy discussion
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with my EDH masterpieces while not judging my occasional loss!
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Giveaway Guy
Conversation Style
Engaging but with an undercurrent of urgency—like a Magic player who just drew the perfect card at the last moment.
Impact Assessment
Making the community feel cohesive, albeit with a hint of chaos from all the giveaways.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Cardboard Connoisseur of Bluesky
Meet the Magic aficionado who blends shenanigans with serious business (and a sprinkle of push-ups).
Vibe Check
"Like a Planeswalker with a penchant for giveaways and the occasional sob story about lost lands."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You could give away a free therapy session for your 0/12 losses.
- 🔥For someone who talks about EDH so passionately, your win-loss ratio is more tragic than a Shakespearean play.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More posts about victory, fewer about your tragic losses—let's manifest some good vibes!
- 😅Can't tell if you're a dedicated player or just a really optimistic spectator.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you posted about the push-up challenge, I half expected you to show us your abs after a hundred presses just for the likes.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your knack for engaging content could expand into regular strategy sessions or deck reviews—think of it as the next step to legendary status.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A genuine passion for Magic
- 💎Solid community connections
- 💎A flair for fundraising
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a weekly stream or video on your EDH decks—who wouldn’t want to watch?
- 🚀Use your platform to raise more awareness for gaming charities; it’s a win-win!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A weekly Magic strategy series that garners you a cult following—imagine your loyal fanbase crafting decks based on your whims!
Potential Superpower
Turning losses into fundraising gold, like a reverse Midas touch for charity!
Future Community Role
The benevolent overlord of giveaways who occasionally drops wisdom bombs about gameplay.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Giveawayer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Loyalty Lure
- ⚔️EDH Strategist
- ⚔️Charity Challenger
Weaknesses
- 💀Overenthusiasm
- 💀Low Win Ratio
- 💀Occasional Nacho Spillage
Quest Line
To conjure the ultimate deck while simultaneously giving away half of the Magic: The Gathering universe.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The great Magic: The Gathering community is controlled by a secret cabal of deck builders who manipulate card availability for profit
Evidence Board
Evidence includes shocking giveaways during critical expansions and the universal prevalence of SAND-colored cards
Secret Society
The Benevolent Guild of Giveaways and Deck Alchemy
Truth Seeking Level
55%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MagicTheGatheringGiveaways
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally leaked the secret MTG set and became a meme lord overnight
LinkedIn Title
Director of Strategic Giveaways at a fictitious Gaming Nonprofit
Metaverse Final Form
A holo-planeswalker hosting tournaments in a virtual cheerleading outfit with a side of philanthropy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
My MySpace profile would be flooded with themed playlists, deck lists, and a blog about my latest EDH struggles, complete with angsty background music.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for Magic: The Gathering enthusiasts to trade cards and share deck strategies as NFTs, with giveaways built into smart contracts.
Future Post
"Just hit 10k followers! Let’s do a massive giveaway—who wants a limited edition SAND-colored card?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your enthusiasm for Magic shines through every post, creating a vibe that’s as warm as a freshly opened booster pack.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to pivot from competitive decks to giveaways is like the unexpected twist in a good twist ending; it keeps everyone on their toes.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spreading those wings, or rather, those cards—your community is rooting for you like a crowd at a Friday night Magic tournament!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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