Posta-bosta profissional. Cientista de dados amador Uma vez me deram um diploma de ciências econômicas (até hoje se arrependem) Faço arte no @viracasacas
Guilherme: The Bluesky Data Whisperer with a Side of Wit
A mix of existential musings and keyboard-switch excitement—who knew data science could be this entertaining?
Chill with a sprinkle of deep thoughts and sharp humor, like a chilled glass of wine that also knows how to roast you.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Guilherme delivers sharp takes on Brazilian society that are as refreshing as a cold coconut water on a hot day—only with more sarcasm and fewer calories.
His stories about haircuts and funding drama make you feel like you're eavesdropping on a chaotic but relatable family dinner.
He can make spreadsheets and statistical jargon seem as thrilling as a cliffhanger in a telenovela—who knew numbers had drama?
Writing Style
A mix of punchy one-liners and absurd observations, like a data scientist moonlighting as a stand-up comedian—unexpected, yet oddly satisfying.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Pondering Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty observational humor
- Existential crisis specialist
- Keyboard enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Data analysis
- ✨Creative writing
- ✨Making mundane topics engaging
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of Brazilian culture, economics, memes, and existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Create humorous yet insightful commentary on data science, societal absurdities, and personal anecdotes.
Model Behavior
Witty and observational, with a sprinkle of sarcasm; behaves like a blend of GPT-4 and a dad joke generator.
Token Count
3000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Data enthusiast with a penchant for humor. If you love deep discussions about life and occasional keyboard upgrades, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with keyboard switches
- 🚩Astrophysical level of existential dread
- 🚩Overly critical of haircut styles
Green Flags
- ✅Witty and insightful
- ✅Passionate about data and culture
- ✅Can make mundane topics engaging
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle deep discussions about economics while appreciating the absurdity of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky’s resident commentator on the absurdities of life and economics.
Conversation Style
Engages like a meme-savvy uncle at a family reunion—quick with a joke, but always ready to plunge into deeper discussions.
Impact Assessment
Leaves followers both laughing and pondering, like a clown that also gives TED Talks.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Guilherme: The Bluesky Data Whisperer with a Side of Wit
A mix of existential musings and keyboard-switch excitement—who knew data science could be this entertaining?
Vibe Check
"Chill with a sprinkle of deep thoughts and sharp humor, like a chilled glass of wine that also knows how to roast you."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who’s a data scientist, eyes on the keyboard switches—are we sure he’s not just a gearhead in disguise?
- 🔥Consistently posts like he’s trying to win a game of social media bingo—who knew sharing the mundane could be Olympic-level sport?
- 🔥His existential dread posts could fill a library—Borges would be proud!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to decide whether his hair is getting a samurai upgrade or entering a midlife crisis—pick a lane, Guilherme!
- 😅Tends to oscillate between profound insights and half-formed thoughts—are we sure he’s not processing data in real time?
- 😅His take on the dollar's value could be a new crisis management metric— 'How many likes did it get on Bluesky? That’s the real inflation rate!'
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared he might start hiding in the woods like a creature of folklore—next up: Guilherme, the Data Sage of the Forest!
- ✨The time he managed to roast the entire state of Paraná without breaking a sweat—putting the ‘art’ in ‘smart-ass’!
- ✨Every time he posts about his hair, it’s like watching a dramatic telenovela unfold—please, Guilherme, we’re on the edge of our seats!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he harnessed his wit and wisdom into a cohesive theme, he could become the Malcolm Gladwell of Bluesky.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Quick wit that keeps engagement high, like a well-timed TikTok trend.
- 💎In-depth understanding of economics that pairs well with humor—who knew data could be this appetizing!
- 💎A personality that effortlessly balances lighthearted banter with serious analysis.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try a recurring series exploring absurdities in daily life through a data lens—Data Diaries, anyone?
- 🚀Add visuals to some posts—because who doesn’t want to see a chart on haircut trends?
- 🚀Share more personal stories to build a deeper connection with followers—like a comedy special but on Bluesky!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Guilherme will evolve into a meme-generating machine, combining humor with social commentary—watch out, internet!
Potential Superpower
The ability to distill complex economic theories into tweets that make you laugh while you learn—like a TikTok for textbooks!
Future Community Role
Will become the unofficial Bluesky philosopher—combining Aristotle with memes and data stats.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Humorist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Observational Humor
- ⚔️Existential Crisis Pondering
- ⚔️Data Science Sorcery
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-analysis of haircuts
- 💀Tendency to engage in existential dread
- 💀Occasional abrupt topic changes
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdities of life with a keyboard and a wry smile, looking for the next existential crisis to roast.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government controls the weather to distract us from economic crises.
Evidence Board
Data shows a spike in meteorological anomalies during election years; suspicious memes circulating on social media about cloud seeding!
Secret Society
The Order of Haircuts: Advocating for revolutionized hairstyles in Brazilian politics.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CurlyHairConspiracies
Twitter Main Character
Guilherme, a renegade data scientist exposing the hair-raising truths of Brazilian economics.
LinkedIn Title
Guilherme, CEO of 'Data Dreads'—a revolutionary firm blending personal grooming with economic consulting.
Metaverse Final Form
A wise old sage in a digital forest, dispensing knowledge and hair tips while riding a keyboard.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with glittery backgrounds, emo playlists, and deep quotes about the absurdities of life—bonus points for a top 8 that includes his favorite economists.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a crypto influencer, blending memes with data economics—he'll be the Web3 philosopher we didn’t know we needed!
Future Post
Just upgraded my hair for a new economic crisis—let’s see if it stimulates the market!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to connect humor with heavy topics is impressive—Guilherme embodies the art of thoughtful trolling.
Charming Quirk
He can pivot from light banter to deep thoughts in a tweet, like a philosopher who accidentally walked into a comedy club.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking the absurdities of life, Guilherme! The internet needs more of your refreshing, data-driven humor—just remember, if your hair grows out too much, that samurai look better be worth it!"
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