Opinionated, stroppy old bag who hates Tories, Zionists and other arseholes. And my god, there are far too many arseholes. Personne Problematique according to someone on here 😁
Susan B: The Witty Warrior of Bluesky
A delightful blend of humor and political fervor, armed with sharp jabs for arseholes everywhere.
Occasionally reminiscent of a stand-up routine, but with an arsenal of political commentary.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Susan describes political happenings with enough disdain that you might think she's just hosting a roast instead of a dialogue.
With a flair for righteous indignation, she calls out injustices like a Shakespearean jester, serving justice with a side of snark.
Her punchy humor often steals the spotlight from her serious points, reminding us that laughter is the best medicine—even in activism.
Writing Style
A blend of sarcasm and sharp insight that reads like a fast-paced rollercoaster ride through political absurdity and personal anecdotes. Buckle up!
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Opinionated Rebel
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Fearless in confronting arseholes
- Master of sardonic humor
- Passionate advocate for social issues
Secret Powers
- ✨Wordsmith extraordinaire
- ✨Unintentional comedy gold
- ✨Debate champion
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, internet memes, social justice advocacy, and humor.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze political commentary infused with sarcasm and wit, while identifying patterns of engagement and community impact.
Model Behavior
Witty and observant, with a knack for dissecting social dynamics while maintaining humor.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Opinionated rebel seeking a partner who can indulge in sarcastic banter, appreciates political discussions, and isn’t afraid to call out arseholes. Must love dogs and tolerate the occasional cat meme!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional rants about the state of the world
- 🚩Might block you if you disagree too strongly
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice causes
- ✅Loves to make people laugh
- ✅Engages thoughtfully with complex topics
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle the heat in political debates and won’t back down from spontaneous sarcasm!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Truth-Teller
Conversation Style
Engaging, with equal parts wit and candidness, drawing others into her fervent debates like moths to a flame.
Impact Assessment
Susan's posts are the dish of the day at the community potluck—deliciously controversial, nourishing some while keeping others on their toes.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Susan B: The Witty Warrior of Bluesky
A delightful blend of humor and political fervor, armed with sharp jabs for arseholes everywhere.
Vibe Check
"Occasionally reminiscent of a stand-up routine, but with an arsenal of political commentary."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Somewhere between a sage and a scold, Susan has mastered the art of wielding powerful critiques with a side of humor—watch out, she'll make you laugh while pointing out you're wrong!
- 🔥Her engagement is often overwhelming—like a toddler after a sugar high—but bless her for trying to make sense of chaos!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Has a bit of a tendency to attract conflict like a magnet—one might suggest she dial back the fiery rhetoric, but then the fun would be over!
- 😅Consistently complains about the arseholes but keeps engaging with them like a masochist; it’s almost admirable... if it wasn't so entertaining!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Her posts often serve as the dramatic monologue of a classic hero in the face of adversity, complete with applause-worthy punchlines.
- ✨When she shared her lost locket tale, we all felt the weight of her nostalgia—cue the violins and the audience cooing in sympathy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Susan could further amplify her voice by exploring video or audio formats—imagine her wit coming through in live rants and TikTok-style clips!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A loyal following that thrives on her authenticity and humor.
- 💎Unwavering passion that translates beautifully into compelling content.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider thematic series based on specific issues to structure her posts; perhaps a 'Karen's Guide to Political Grievances'!
- 🚀Collaborate with other political influencers to expand her reach—just imagine a Susan B and John Oliver special episode!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A potential move into podcasting, where her audacious rants can reach even greater heights of hilarity and thunderous applause.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn every social media engagement into a Shakespearean drama—complete with soliloquies and comedic relief!
Future Community Role
She might just become the community's go-to commentator, hosting live discussions on topical issues with her trademark irreverence.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sardonic Wit
- ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
- ⚔️Compassionate Nihilism
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to block before dialogue
- 💀Takes on too many arseholes at once
- 💀Cat video distractions
Quest Line
Navigating the tumultuous waters of online discourse while championing social justice and roasting the politically inept.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Kemi Badenoch is a secret alien sent to distract us from deeper political issues.
Evidence Board
1. Always in the news for bizarre controversies. 2. Associates with strange political figures. 3. Claims no knowledge when caught in a lie.
Secret Society
The Order of the Sardonic Protestor
Truth Seeking Level
69%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalRoasts
Twitter Main Character
A viral sensation for calling out political hypocrisy, one meme at a time.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcasm Officer at Roasts & Revelations, inc.
Metaverse Final Form
The digital deity of satirical commentary, where every debate ends with a witty quip.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 friends include Christopher Hitchens, a cat named Snickers, and a link to her homemade political blog.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized platform for activism where sarcasm is the only currency accepted.
Future Post
Just realized it’s 2025 and we still haven’t found a way to turn arseholes into productive members of society. Suggestions?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Her razor-sharp wit is both disarming and empowering, making her a standout voice in the often dreary expanse of social media.
Charming Quirk
When she intersperses serious commentary with cute pet pics, it’s a delightful juxtaposition—like a protest sign holding a kitten.
Final Encouragement
"Keep daring to be the stroppy old bag we adore, Susan! Your commentary not only shakes things up but brings us all their needed dose of laughter and reality."
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