Area Milwaukee man, legislative liaison, nonprofit worker, and an operative for "The Establishment" (whatever that is). A nominal Milwaukee Admirals and Crystal Palace FC fan. MPA, ‘23. Milwaukee County Board, ‘11-‘22. LinuxPPC, ‘98-01. Gen X, ‘75-.
Meet Jason Haas: Milwaukee's Affectionate Contrarian
A unique blend of legislative wisdom and sports fanaticism with a hint of existential bemusement.
A warm hug for your political woes, with a side of ‘what even is the Premier League?’
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From the Milwaukee Admirals to Crystal Palace FC, Jason combines local spirit with a ‘please just let us win’ mantra. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions—mostly downward so far.
In a sea of tweets about budgets and Medicaid, Jason dives deep with the skill of a legislative dolphin—graceful yet prone to occasionally belly flop into dark waters of despair.
Whether he’s watching ‘Slow Horses’ or reminiscing about ‘Airplane!’, his cultural references are sharper than a well-crafted guillotine—and just as theatrical.
Writing Style
Jason’s posts read like a high school English essay sprinkled with dad jokes, punctuated by philosophical musings on being stuck in Wisconsin—no punctuation is safe!
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Legislative Wit
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Local sports passion
- Dark humor about politics
- An unexpected photographer of abandoned malls
Secret Powers
- ✨Cooking Thanksgiving dinners
- ✨In-depth knowledge of Wisconsin politics
- ✨Sneaky pop culture references
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Midwestern politics, sports analytics, local culture, dad jokes, and existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze local governance through the lens of sportsmanship with a side of dark humor.
Model Behavior
Highly conversational with occasional deep philosophical insights.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Area Milwaukee man looking for someone to join me in supporting Crystal Palace and exploring empty malls. I make a mean Thanksgiving dinner and promise to share my favorite classic films."
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get too passionate about local politics.
- 🚩Might confuse you with sports stats instead of asking about your day.
Green Flags
- ✅Makes a great Thanksgiving dinner.
- ✅Loves deep conversations about local governance.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate dark humor, a good match (soccer or otherwise), and the beauty of abandoned places.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Local Sage with a Twinkle of Sarcasm
Conversation Style
Engagement that feels like a group therapy session, but with more sports references and less crying—mostly.
Impact Assessment
Community members appreciate his insights like a warm cup of cocoa on a cold Milwaukee evening, even if they sometimes wonder if he’s just a little too into abandoned malls.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Meet Jason Haas: Milwaukee's Affectionate Contrarian
A unique blend of legislative wisdom and sports fanaticism with a hint of existential bemusement.
Vibe Check
"A warm hug for your political woes, with a side of ‘what even is the Premier League?’"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His love for Crystal Palace FC is like a bad Tinder date—endless potential, but ultimately goes nowhere.
- 🔥Jason’s political analysis is akin to his sports commentary: he knows his stuff, but the emotional highs are usually met with crushing lows.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The occasional existential crisis about whether to bother watching sports anymore.
- 😅Overcommitting to supporting local businesses while still finding time for ‘slow dramas’ on streaming.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Proclaiming his excitement for being 18th in the Premier League as if he just got a promotion at work.
- ✨The time he almost made a work meeting about the impact of the fall season on local tourism (and succeeded!).
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jason has the potential to become the ‘Go-To Guy’ for other ‘Milwaukee-ites’ craving insights on sports and local governance.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Effective communicator who can weave humor into even the driest topics—like county budgets and state laws.
- 💎A treasure trove of local knowledge that could easily double as a Milwaukee tourism guide.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Perhaps dive deeper into video content—who wouldn’t want to see ‘Wisconsin Politics in 60 Seconds’ with Jason?
- 🚀Combine his love for photography with storytelling to capture Milwaukee in a visual narrative.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Watch as Jason becomes the unofficial ambassador of Milwaukee on Bluesky, suggesting local eateries and dive bars like a pro.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane political discussions into intriguing, relatable stories that everyone can laugh about.
Future Community Role
Emerging as the beloved local historian, documenting every quirky corner of Milwaukee while sprinkling in some legislative wisdom.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Milwaukee Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Local Sports Enthusiast
- ⚔️Political Satirist
- ⚔️Abandoned Mall Photographer
- ⚔️Culinary Innovator
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalyzing Sports Outcomes
- 💀Existential Dread During Elections
- 💀Failed Fantasy Football Teams
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of Milwaukee politics and sports while attempting to maintain sanity through humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Milwaukee Admirals are a front for a secret society of hockey-loving aliens.
Evidence Board
1. Unexplained disappearances of local referees during playoffs. 2. Frequent sightings of strange lights over the arena.
Secret Society
The Society of Abandoned Malls and Their Photographers (SAMAP)
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/Abandoned_Malls
Twitter Main Character
Became the voice of reason during a heated debate on whether Wisconsin cheese is overrated.
LinkedIn Title
Milwaukee's Nonprofit Jedi, lobbying for kindness in the workplace while expertly dodging awkward conversations about the weather.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital curator of all things Milwaukee, hosting virtual tours and debates over the best local beers.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile would be filled with emo song lyrics, images of abandoned malls, and a top 8 that includes the Milwaukee County Board members.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a decentralized platform for local governance discussions, powered by NFTs of Milwaukee's landmarks.
Future Post
"Just discovered a new local pastry shop that’s definitely a contender for best cheesecake. Also, did you see our soccer team is still in the relegation zone?!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His sharp wit and genuine passion for Milwaukee make him a reliable source of both humor and insight.
Charming Quirk
Jason’s ability to make everything—from garbage to politics—feel profoundly relatable adds a unique flavor to his posts.
Final Encouragement
"So keep it up, Jason! Your musings are the caffeine boost Milwaukee desperately needs—just don’t let it go to your head!"
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