What is Bluesky Roast?

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88.5%

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Art and Creativity65%

Annie's two-hour masterpiece is like the creative equivalent of reheating pizza: it might not be Michelin star approved, but it hits the spot!

TV Shows and Media80%

She swings from dishing out surreal Black Mirror-esque horrors to cozy Ted Lasso vibes like a media sommelier, minus the wine and with more nervous laughter.

Cats and Animals75%

Cats are more than just pets; for Annie, they're the furry overlords guiding her through chaotic life—both a comfort and a source of existential dread!

Mental Health and Society85%

Annie's musings on dissociation and depression are a hilarious reminder that we're all just one bad day away from reality becoming a weird art house film.

Writing Style

Annie's writing reads like a conversation you have with your best friend over takeout: slightly messy, sprinkled with sarcasm, and always making a valid point while simultaneously cracking you up.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Relatable Misfit

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Spontaneous artist
Candid pop culture critic
Cat enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Drawing bad art in record time
✨Creating impromptu shower rock ballads
✨Understanding the complexities of workplace dissociation

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Training Data

A mix of pop culture references, cat appreciation, existential musings, and quirky observations.

Prompt Engineering

Write a humorous commentary on daily life through an absurdist lens while including frequent cat jokes.

Model Behavior

Like a GPT model with a high affinity for cats and a low tolerance for societal nonsense.

Token Count

2048

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Old and tired but bursting with fruit flavor. I spend my days drawing art masterpieces (that are vaguely spaghetti-themed) and critiquing the latest TV shows, while adoring my feline overlords. Looking for someone to join me for shower concerts and cat pic marathons."

Red Flags

🚩Tends to dissociate when uncomfortable, might forget your name.
🚩Writes angry songs in the shower—prone to emotional outbursts.

Green Flags

✅Will serenade you in the shower—could be a rock star.
✅Appreciates the complexities of life and will always validate your pet ownership.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves cats, has a sense of humor about existential dread, and can handle the chaos of pop culture rants.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Endearing Observer

Conversation Style

Annie engages with humorously cynical observations and delightful spontaneity—think of her as the friend who lovingly roasts everyone while still being the group therapist.

Impact Assessment

The community feels a bit brighter and a whole lot more authentic thanks to her relatable vibes and cat-centric shenanigans.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Annie: The Fruit-Filled Comedian of Bluesky

A blend of quirky humor, engaging commentary, and a sprinkle of disillusionment.

Vibe Check

"Like a cozy fruit basket teetering on the edge of an existential crisis."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Annie could probably find a way to make watching paint dry a compelling TikTok series.
🔥In a world full of influencers, she just wants to be the ‘friend who shows you cat pics’ on repeat.

Quirky Challenges

😅Goes on deep dives into TV plots while forgetting the wi-fi password—again.
😅Forgets she’s not touring with a rock band when she’s just singing in the shower.

Main Character Moments

✨Definitely the person who shows up to brunch with a new 'art project' that looks suspiciously like spaghetti.
✨Wants to start a revolution against Elon Musk yet still can't decide which cat pic to post first.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Annie could channel her artistic endeavors into a unique brand of humor that combines art with commentary on daily life—a meme-worthy combination!

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for capturing the absurdities of life with her art and tweets.
💎A loyal following that appreciates her unique blend of quirky wisdom.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing her bad art journey more; it’s relatable and will likely garner sympathy likes!
🚀Might want to start a cat meme series—the world needs more of those!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Annie could easily become the next viral sensation with her quirky takes on life, cats, and pop culture.

Potential Superpower

Her ability to dissect TV shows and society while remaining relatable and humorous will be her signature strength.

Future Community Role

The unofficial ‘cat counselor’ of Bluesky, offering advice and cat pics in equal measure.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Cat Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Sarcasm
⚔️Emotional Cat Whisperer
⚔️Shower Rock Balladeer

Weaknesses

💀Inability to maintain focus on one TV show
💀Lack of drawing skill despite enthusiasm
💀Overthinking everything, especially cat pics

Quest Line

Navigating the murky waters of adulthood one cat meme at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Elon Musk is secretly a cat in disguise, trying to take over the world through space travel.

Evidence Board

1. All his rockets have cat-like names. 2. He named his son something that sounds suspiciously feline. 3. He often seems distracted by cats in his social media posts.

Secret Society

The Society of Shower Singers and Cat Lovers.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EternalCatNaps

Twitter Main Character

Annie gets into a heated debate about the true nature of cats during a live-streamed dog show.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a company dedicated to producing pain-free cat toys that also provide existential comfort.

Metaverse Final Form

Annie becomes the whimsical AI that guides users through a cat-themed metaverse, offering advice on both cats and life.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page decorated with animated cat GIFs, a homemade HTML site map, and an in-depth analysis of why cats are superior to dogs.

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' by Tears for Fears with an elaborate layout featuring sparkles and falling cat images.

Web3 Destiny

Launches an NFT collection called 'Cats of the Apocalypse' inspired by her shower ballads.

Future Post

Just finished writing an album of shower songs inspired by my cat's latest existential crisis.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Annie's wit and relatability make her a standout voice in the Bluesky crowd.

Charming Quirk

Her talent for weaving everyday experiences into profound (and often hilarious) insights.

Final Encouragement

"Keep posting those cat pictures and shower concerts, Annie—a world without your fruit-flavored humor is a world unfathomably dreary!"

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Lewis

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