loam wizard, dressing up enthusiast & shiny rectangle fan - she/her
A Goblin’s Guide to Bluesky Stardom 🌟
Meet the Golgari enchantress with a penchant for charm and chaos!
A delightful mix of quirky, heartfelt magic and just the right amount of swampy absurdity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A true Golgari enthusiast, our friend channels their inner Yawgmoth with posts that resonate as deeply as a swamp’s heartbeat.
Navigating personal joys and tribulations, their reflections feel like a sentimental card game—no one knows when they’ll drop a bombshell!
Asking for pub suggestions like it’s a quest for the most legendary watering hole—where’s my ‘Questing Beast’ card?
Writing Style
An enchanting blend of whimsy and wit, their posts read like a bard’s ballad—full of unexpected twists and catchy hooks.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Enigmatic Loam Wizard
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Eclectic music taste
- Natural charisma
- Passionate about tabletop games
Secret Powers
- ✨Makeup artistry
- ✨Sarcasm wizardry
- ✨Crafting epic tabletop characters
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Witty banter, tabletop gaming discourse, heartfelt personal reflections, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media posts with a focus on gaming culture, personal experiences, and humor.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT, but with a penchant for casting spells of sarcasm and charm.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"✨ Loam wizard on a quest for fun and good vibes. My hobbies include dressing up, gaming, and eating decent meals. Swipe right if you love quirky humor and tabletop adventures!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to over-analyze every board game situation
- 🚩Might get a little too attached to Magic cards
- 🚩Constantly laments on Twitter, like a bard in search of an audience.
Green Flags
- ✅Kind-hearted and appreciates local communities
- ✅Passionate and engaged with their interests
- ✅Great sense of style and loves glitzy things.
Perfect Match
A fellow adventurer who enjoys tabletop gaming, understands the importance of a well-timed meme, and loves exploring new pubs and card shops.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heart of the Local Scene
Conversation Style
Engages with a warmth that’s intoxicating, like a well-mixed potion of camaraderie and chaos.
Impact Assessment
They sprinkle joy like glitter at a crafting party—irreplaceable and a touch sticky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A Goblin’s Guide to Bluesky Stardom 🌟
Meet the Golgari enchantress with a penchant for charm and chaos!
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of quirky, heartfelt magic and just the right amount of swampy absurdity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts about feelings are longer than a Magic game—get that therapy spell ready!
- 🔥Can’t tell if they’re talking about a card or their dating life; both seem equally complicated!
- 🔥Every time they mention the word 'retro,' a hipster somewhere weeps.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to post about something other than Magic cards... like, what's your stance on cats, or are they just your board game pieces?
- 😅Could write a novel about being excited for new clothes, but can’t decide if they’ll actually wear them!
- 😅Struggles to contain the spell of over-sharing; some posts could use a good 'Counterspell!'
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time they posted about their hair dye like it was the final boss in a role-playing game—very dramatic energy!
- ✨When they brought up kissing in Urborg—truly, a tale for the ages; it’s the modern bard’s epic!
- ✨Practicing makeup for a Netrunner event, like, are you ready to slay or play?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a passion for the game and community, they could easily become the next charismatic influencer of the tabletop realm!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique sense of humor that draws people in
- 💎Strong community ties that could be leveraged for brand collaborations
- 💎Passion for diverse gaming experiences that resonate with many
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try sharing more about non-gaming hobbies—who knew their fashion sense was a potential fairy tale waiting to happen?
- 🚀Consider starting a vlog or a podcast about tabletop games, mixing in those delightful life anecdotes!
- 🚀Engage with a broader audience by promoting local events—be the Golgari diplomat they were destined to be!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an explosion of fan art showcasing their creative escapades—it’s a magical mystery tour waiting to happen!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn a casual game night into an all-out festival of fun; crowd control—easy!
Future Community Role
From local LGS-renowned to social media sorceress, they’ll be the go-to for all things quirky and gaming.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Golgari Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Loam Wizardry
- ⚔️Charming LARP Narratives
- ⚔️Swampy Wit
Weaknesses
- 💀Impulse Spending on Shiny Rectangles
- 💀Over-Sharing Emotional Spells
- 💀Fear of Non-Magic Activities
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate pub for queer gamers while navigating the treacherous waters of tabletop games.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Secret Cabal of Wizards is controlling LGS prices to keep good cards out of reach of the masses!
Evidence Board
1. Increased prices of retro frame cards 2. Frequent sightings of wizards in local LGS 3. Ominous messages in Magic rulings
Secret Society
The Order of the Eternal Spellslingers, dedicated to maintaining the balance of tabletop games and cocktails.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MTGFashionTrends—where card sleeves meet catwalks!
Twitter Main Character
Became embroiled in a heated debate over the best frog characters in tabletop games.
LinkedIn Title
Part-time LGS owner, full-time advocate for queer gaming spaces.
Metaverse Final Form
A vibrant, user-customizable swamp planet where all the creatures speak in memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with retro Magic card images, a top 8 playlist of indie music, and a bold ask for your favorite tabletop RPG.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a digital trading card game that allows users to create avatars from their favorite tabletop experiences.
Future Post
Just got back from a time-traveling campaign session where we defeated the Great Goblin King—AND I dyed my hair again!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to blend humor and heart is truly enchanting; a rare gem in the social media swamp!
Charming Quirk
The way they intertwine gaming jargon with everyday life is like watching a spell cast perfectly; just enough chaos!
Final Encouragement
"Keep casting your spells, enchanting your followers, and don’t forget: every great wizard has their day in the spotlight—yours is just around the corner!"
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