With a username like Hairless in Gaza, you can't help but think this account is a reflection on the human condition—or a cracking joke at its expense. This individuality shines through in the constant roundabout of deep thoughts and quirky nostalgia.

From Infinite Jest mugs to wisdom literature, it's clear their bookshelf is more eclectic than a hipster café's menu. Add a dash of humor, and you've got a literary bard for Bluesky who could teach us all a thing or two about the importance of footnotes (and bookmarks).

Sarcastically aware of how Bluesky is a safer haven, they position themselves as a guardian of online civility, probably while drinking tea from that elusive Infinite Jest mug.