Hairypigcub

@hairypigcub.bsky.social

Followers

2,104

Posts

926

Following

459

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Joined

Aug 5, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

California Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. I write dark erotic fiction on the side. Otherwise I'm usually gaming in some way. DMs open. NSFW 🔞

A Pork Roast with a Side of Saucy Commentary

Meet Hairypigcub: the spicy bard of Bluesky, serving up servings of kink and humor.

A delightful mix of cheeky and brash, like a sassy piglet with a penchant for slapstick and sensuality.

88.5%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Thanksgiving Madness

90%

Kink Enthusiasm

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Thanksgiving Madness95%

Hairypigcub is the Thanksgiving chef we didn’t know we needed but absolutely deserve. With a knack for turning turkey time into a saucy soirée, it’s like the Food Network meets an adult film set. Passionate? 110%

Kink Enthusiasm90%

When it comes to kinks, Hairypigcub has the enthusiasm of a kid at a candy store - and that candy is a lube-flavored gummy. Their open-mindedness is the cherry on top of this delectable sundae of pleasure! Passionate? 90%

Chastity Chronicles92%

Their ongoing saga of chastity is a gripping tale that could give 'Fifty Shades of Grey' a run for its money. It’s like a Shakespearean play, but instead of star-crossed lovers, it’s a battle against one’s own urges. Passionate? 92%

Writing Style

A blend of humor and eroticism with a dash of absurdity, like reading the script of a late-night sketch show written by someone who’s just had too much coffee and not enough sleep.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Saucy Satirist

Keeping It Real Score

88.5%

Main Character Energy

Witty wordplay
Fearless eroticism
Inappropriate humor

Secret Powers

✨Writing dark erotic fiction
✨Creating engaging conversations about kinks
✨Mastering post-Thanksgiving food puns

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Dark erotic fiction, humorous food puns, kink culture, social media engagement strategies

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and entertain based on unique erotic humor and culinary passion

Model Behavior

Ebenezer Scrooge but with a penchant for playfulness and a side of kink

Token Count

512

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Pork roast enthusiast with a flair for spicy humor and a love for dark erotic fiction. Always down to share stories over dinner (or dessert first). Looking for someone who can keep pace with my shenanigans and appreciate both the naughty and the nice."

Red Flags

🚩Too much talk about Thanksgiving
🚩Obsessed with meat puns
🚩May try to roast you (figuratively)

Green Flags

✅Open-minded about kinks
✅Appreciates dark humor
✅Loves a good foodie adventure

Perfect Match

A fellow foodie who loves to explore the quirky side of life, enjoys playful banter, and isn’t afraid to get a little naughty.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's Risqué Comedian

Conversation Style

In a blend of flirtation and frankness, they keep it both spicy and sassy without crossing into cringe territory - a true balancing act!

Impact Assessment

Hairypigcub brings a playful chaos to the community, like a jester at a royal court, inviting everyone to laugh along while questioning societal norms.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

A Pork Roast with a Side of Saucy Commentary

Meet Hairypigcub: the spicy bard of Bluesky, serving up servings of kink and humor.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of cheeky and brash, like a sassy piglet with a penchant for slapstick and sensuality."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for food and naughtiness makes me wonder if you’re a chef or just running a very specialized buffet.
🔥You could probably teach a masterclass on how to turn ‘let’s eat’ into ‘let’s feast on my desires’.
🔥You have more Thanksgiving puns than a turkey has feathers!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe take a break from the lewds and explore your culinary side a bit more?
😅Try to post something wholesome without mentioning stuffing or hams - I dare you!
😅Ever thought about furries that love, I don’t know, knitting? Just a thought!

Main Character Moments

✨Your Thanksgiving post hit harder than my grandma’s stuffing!
✨The way you intertwine humor and kink is like watching a magician pulling rabbits out of hats but with... different kinds of surprises.
✨You turning a simple 'I love Thanksgiving' into a full-fledged kink fest is truly awe-inspiring.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Maybe mix in a few more wholesome posts between the naughtiness to keep things balanced? A ‘What I had for breakfast’ segment could be amusing!

Unique Advantages

💎A dedicated follower base that loves your unabashed honesty and humor.
💎Natural ability to make almost any topic spicy and engaging.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider posting some of your dark erotic fiction snippets - you might just start a reading revolution!
🚀How about sharing your favorite recipes alongside your lewd commentary? ‘Pork roast with a side of kink’ has a nice ring to it!
🚀Expand your community involvement. Host an online kink cooking class – combining your passions might just be the solstice of spicy fun.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Hairypigcub could start a podcast, discussing food, kink, and everything in between. Expect giggles and blushing tips galore!

Potential Superpower

Turning everyday conversations into a symphony of puns and passionate innuendos.

Future Community Role

The go-to for both culinary and kink advice on Bluesky, where followers tune in for the roast and stay for the pleasure.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Kinkster

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Food Puns
⚔️Chastity Storyteller
⚔️Kink Advocate

Weaknesses

💀Overindulgence in Thanksgiving themes
💀Frequent self-sabotage with naughtiness
💀Easily distracted by shiny things (or butts)

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous waters of culinary delights and sexual escapades, seeking out the ultimate stuffing recipe while maintaining a balance of wit and desire.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Thanksgiving is a front for a secret society of foodies and kinksters banding together to overthrow bland cuisines across America.

Evidence Board

1. Annual Turkey Trots are just training for future domination. 2. Every Thanksgiving, a new kink trend emerges. Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

The Order of Lusty Chefs

Truth Seeking Level

89.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FoodKinkIntersections

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a Thanksgiving debacle where all the food is also kink-themed, leading to a social media frenzy.

LinkedIn Title

The Culinary Kink Consultant, revolutionizing sensitive discussion about pleasure in food and relationships.

Metaverse Final Form

A grand banquet in the Metaverse where every bite has a spicy backstory, and the dishes serve as both nourishment and naughty fun.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML 1.0 with a background of rotating turkey GIFs and lewd animated GIFs, documenting the evolution of roasts and kinks.

MySpace Era

Angsty profile filled with MySpace songs that would set the mood for an erotic cooking show, alongside glittery food porn.

Web3 Destiny

Leader of the Kinky Culinary Web3.0 movement, connecting chefs and kinksters in immersive virtual dining experiences.

Future Post

"Just discovered the perfect Thanksgiving stuffing recipe – with a side of kink! Who’s hungry?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to weave humor and eroticism seamlessly is second to none.

Charming Quirk

You treat every day like it’s the best Thanksgiving feast - stuffing both your face and followers with outrageous joy!

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the delightful little Ham you are, and remember: life is too short for bland posts!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!