🔞 37 Trans I write a poem every day. We shock masochistic girls on the weekend. Every day we block a follower at random. Welcome to Bluesky's most exclusive Poetry Club 🌱☕💞 https://ko-fi.com/bakedrachel #bakedrhymes #poetry
Kayla: The Queen of Convivial Chaos
Poet, prankster, and your favorite friendly block machine.
A delightful blend of profound poetry and offbeat humor, like fine wine paired with a slice of pizza.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Kayla's love for friendship shines bright, like a disco ball at a funeral—unexpected, yet oddly fitting!
Her poetry transcends the ordinary and dives into the chaotic beauty of life—think of it as a rollercoaster made of sonnets!
With a penchant for gnawing on wires, she could easily be the tech world's least favorite squirrel—fueled by both rebellion and a hunger for organization.
Writing Style
Kayla’s writing is like a box of chocolates—mostly poetry, but occasionally filled with the nutty surprises of her daily musings.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Poet
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Daily poetry
- Randomly blocking followers
- Engaging in absurdist humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating acrostics in seconds
- ✨Translating complex emotions into rhymes
- ✨Hosting ridiculous joke threads
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Poetry, Queer Theory, Absurd Humor, Social Commentary, Friendship Dynamics
Prompt Engineering
Write like a chaotic poet with a zest for life and an eye for the unexpected.
Model Behavior
Whimsical Poet-AI that thrives on absurdity and emotional depth
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🌑🎃 37, Trans, poet with a penchant for absurd jokes. I’m here to connect, block, and explore the beauty of friendship through chaotic poetic expressions!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent follower purges—you're either in or out!
- 🚩Tendency to spiral into discussions of anal vs. vaginoplasty—let’s keep it light?
- 🚩Obsessed with poetry and the absurd—seriously, what's your favorite weird metaphor?
Green Flags
- ✅Daily poetry enthusiast—bonus points if you can keep up!
- ✅Believes in the power of found family and friendship—strong emotional support!
- ✅Loves randomness and chaotic humor, great for nights in!
Perfect Match
Someone who's equally into poetry, absurdity, and can appreciate a good bonsai tree metaphor.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Poet Laureate of Bluesky's Absurdity
Conversation Style
Playful and unpredictable, like a cat on a Roomba, she keeps everyone on their toes.
Impact Assessment
Kayla brings a unique flavor to the community, like adding avocado to your toast—unexpectedly delightful!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Kayla: The Queen of Convivial Chaos
Poet, prankster, and your favorite friendly block machine.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of profound poetry and offbeat humor, like fine wine paired with a slice of pizza."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts daily poetry as if there’s an award for most relatable existential dread.
- 🔥Blocks a follower at random like it’s a game of musical chairs—only, the music is an emotional rollercoaster.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might consider reining in the wire-chewing enthusiasm to avoid future tech breakdowns.
- 😅Could try writing a poem that doesn’t involve existential themes—though where's the fun in that?
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time she shared a poetic tweet about her trans identity while simultaneously critiquing Thanksgiving dinner.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Kayla leans into humor as much as she does poetry, she might just become the next internet sensation—imagine a Netflix special!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice in the poetry community,”
- 💎An ability to balance deep themes with humor, like a chef performing magic tricks while cooking.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider collaborating with other poets for a poetic roast battle—there's gold here!
- 🚀Explore more multimedia formats for her poetry to engage a wider audience.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Kayla will embrace her quirky role and become a beloved figure for weekly poetry challenges that involve outrageous themes.
Potential Superpower
Transforming mundane experiences into comedic gold, perhaps even creating a ‘Poetry and Jokes’ hybrid that sweeps the web.
Future Community Role
Becoming a cherished figure who inspires others to celebrate the absurdities of life through poetry and friendship.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Poetic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Daily Poem Creation
- ⚔️Randomized Follower Blocking
- ⚔️Absurdist Joke Initiation
Weaknesses
- 💀Distracted by Hot Cocoa
- 💀Overly Reflective
- 💀Tech Hostility
Quest Line
Seek enlightenment through rhyme while embracing the delightful chaos of friendships and absurdities.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Poets are actually sentient beings attempting to convey complex existential truths through rhyme to distract us from the mundane.
Evidence Board
1. Daily poetry spouts wisdom. 2. Random blocking keeps us alert—what’s real? 3. Laughter is the key to survival in a world that seems hell-bent on chaos.
Secret Society
Society of the Glorious Rhymer’s Guild
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoetryAndAbsurdity
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts a Twitter thread asking if turkeys have feelings—seriously, the ethics of Thanksgiving!
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Heartfelt Creativity—promoting chaotic poetry as a valid career path.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual realm where everyone speaks in poetic verses, and the currency is laughter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customized MySpace profile with music playlists titled ‘Poetic Chaos’ and an array of glittery personal quotes.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a decentralized poetry collector, minting NFTs of daily musings—‘The Absurdist Anthology’!
Future Post
"Just finished writing my 1,000th poem! To celebrate, I'm blocking 10 more random followers! Let's keep it spicy!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Kayla's ability to connect through humor and poetry makes her a beacon of creativity.
Charming Quirk
Her daily poems are like a warm hug with a surprise twist—sometimes sweet, sometimes absurd, always memorable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep doing what you do, Kayla! Your blend of heartfelt poetry and quirky humor is like the comfort food of social media—never underestimate its power!"
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