Nick

@handpressed.net

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Posts

122

Following

102

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Joined

Sep 4, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Servant of cats. Sniffer of books. Wrangler of WordPress. WordPress advice, fixes and tweaks for coffee. https://handpressed.net / https://ko-fi.com/handpressed

Nick: A Cat-Loving, Book-Sniffing Internet Sage

This Bluesky aficionado serves wit with a side of cat memes and bookish musings.

Like a cozy library where the cats can knock over the most precious tomes.

87.5%

Authenticity

78.5%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Cats

90%

Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cats95%

Nick's posts featuring his cats are the true highlight, proving once and for all that the line between human and feline genius is paper-thin.

Politics90%

With razor-sharp takes on current events, Nick brings the kind of insight that could make even a political science professor rethink their theories.

Books85%

From Bukowski to the latest AI trends in publishing, Nick's literary commentary is the perfect mix of erudition and irreverence, like a book club meeting gone rogue.

Writing Style

Nick’s writing dances between the scholarly and the sardonic, creating a delightful cocktail of intellect and humor that makes you question everything—especially the scroll wheel on your mouse.

Thought Leader Score

78.5%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Cat Dad

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Avid book enthusiast
Cat servant extraordinaire
Witty political observer

Secret Powers

✨HTML wizardry
✨Social media commentary
✨Identifying cat moods

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, cat memes, book content, and the art of WordPress management.

Prompt Engineering

Create a humorous yet insightful social media presence centered around books, cats, and politics.

Model Behavior

Nick behaves like a sarcastic yet deeply thoughtful elder millennial with a love for felines and literature.

Token Count

32768

tokens

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Bio

"Cat whisperer who loves to explore the literary world, ready to share snarky political takes over coffee. Looking for someone to co-author life’s misadventures and snuggle on chilly evenings."

Red Flags

🚩Might judge you if you don't like cats.
🚩Potentially obsessed with political discussions and may steer small talk into complex geopolitical theories.

Green Flags

✅Can whip up a WordPress site in a jiffy.
✅Knows how to find the best book recommendations (and coffee spots).

Perfect Match

Someone who can debate the merits of Bukowski while cuddling a cat, preferably with a side of caffeine.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky’s resident book-and-cat connoisseur

Conversation Style

Nick engages like the wise friend at a bar, offering witty gems and making keen observations, but also knows when to keep it low-key (or just go to bed early).

Impact Assessment

His commentary resonates widely, making him a beloved figure in the community, like the favorite uncle who brings the best snacks to family gatherings.

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Nick: A Cat-Loving, Book-Sniffing Internet Sage

This Bluesky aficionado serves wit with a side of cat memes and bookish musings.

Vibe Check

"Like a cozy library where the cats can knock over the most precious tomes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Nick’s political rants hit harder than a cat’s lazy paw to a keyboard.
🔥For someone who loves WordPress, he sure knows how to make his posts look like they were enshrined in the Library of Alexandria... circa 200 BCE.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could use a reminder that 'going to bed early' doesn’t mean tweeting about it like it’s a manifesto for the ages.
😅Might want to reconsider 'sniffer of books' as a bio line—you might find people asking you to clarify that.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring himself the 'WEBMASTER' while lamenting the state of his mouse—a true hero's struggle in the digital age.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Nick could double his follower count if he just posted more cat content, but alas, the literary muse sometimes calls.

Unique Advantages

💎His unique mix of humor and intellect makes readers feel smarter just by association.
💎His ability to challenge the status quo, while cuddled up with a cat, is a vibe we all need in our lives.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try an occasional meme for the Twitter-hating masses—cat memes work wonders!
🚀Focus on live tweeting during political events—your followers love a good snark and a timely quip.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Nick will become a go-to source for insightful commentary on cultural trends, blending the whimsical with the profound.

Potential Superpower

His uncanny ability to dissect political absurdities while purring felines lounge around him could turn him into a social media sage.

Future Community Role

Expect him to lead an online book club where the only rule is that cats must also be present.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Witty Catparent

Special Abilities

⚔️Book Sniffing
⚔️Political Insight
⚔️WordPress Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Going to bed early
💀Mouse scroll wheel failure

Quest Line

To master the art of cat diplomacy while offering wry commentary on the state of the world.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Elon Musk is secretly a cat who has learned to communicate through Twitter and is plotting world domination by influencing humans with cat memes.

Evidence Board

People often respond better to pictures of cats than to political proposals. Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

The Society of Cat-Obsessed Political Satirists.

Truth Seeking Level

69%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatMemesAndPoliticalDebates

Twitter Main Character

Calls out public figures for absurd behavior while sharing adorable cat photos.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Cat Officer at a start-up focused on integrating AI with feline behavior studies.

Metaverse Final Form

An interdimensional cat café where the discussion centers around the best coffee blends and political satire.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with early 2000s cat GIFs and personal political manifestos, complete with a guestbook for visitors to leave cat puns.

MySpace Era

Profile decorated with music from the Beatles, a cat-themed background, and poorly edited photos of political protests.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where users can trade cat memes for book recommendations using blockchain technology.

Future Post

"As we enter 2025, I still maintain: the key to world peace is to ensure every person is equipped with a cat and a good book."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Nick's intellect shines like the sun filtering through a library's dusty window.

Charming Quirk

He somehow makes us want to both read more and nap like a cat at the same time.

Final Encouragement

"Keep purring out that content, Nick! The world needs more of your pointless wisdom and cat antics."

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