Researching the dark side: exploitation, discrimination, conflict, war. Independent Research Group Leader @ Max Planck Institute for the Study of Crime, Security and Law & Assoc. Prof. of Economics @ Maastricht University; https://hrusch.de
Welcome to Hannes' Academia Palooza!
Posting a PhD-level amount of research wisdom one tweet at a time.
Like a TED Talk in real-time, but with more citations and fewer standing ovations.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Hannes serves them up like a buffet, constantly inviting researchers to join workshops, apply for positions, and submit abstracts—it's like he has a PhD in recruitment!
With a keen eye on discrimination and elitism, Hannes doesn’t just throw shade; he’s illuminating the dark corners and making academia a more equitable place, like a scholarly Batman!
Always ready with a tweet dissecting evaluation biases, Hannes seems like the go-to person when you need someone to put the 'fun' in 'fundamental misunderstanding of coefficients.'
Writing Style
Concise yet loaded with academic pizzazz, Hannes writes in a style reminiscent of a brisk academic paper but with the urgency of a Twitter thread during a global crisis!
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Research Evangelist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about social sciences
- Relentlessly shares research opportunities
- Frequent hashtag user, especially #EconSky
Secret Powers
- ✨Summarizing complex research into tweet-sized nuggets
- ✨Networking like a pro at academic events
- ✨Finding the best academic resources
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Academic papers, social justice discourse, methodology critiques, and job postings galore, all expertly blended with a sprinkle of humor and urgency.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful, engaging tweets that promote academic opportunities while injecting a dash of social justice and humor.
Model Behavior
Like a particularly driven academic AI on a caffeine high, constantly updating with the latest in research and job vacancies.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate researcher dedicated to unraveling the complexities of human behavior and social dynamics. Looking for someone who can appreciate a good conference and isn’t afraid to discuss the intricacies of citation biases."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might discuss job opportunities on our first date
- 🚩Uses more hashtags than most brands
- 🚩Frequently attends networking events instead of parties
Green Flags
- ✅Dedicated to social justice and equity
- ✅Loves to learn and share knowledge
- ✅Has a great sense of humor—seriously, have you read his tweets?
Perfect Match
A fellow researcher who’s just as excited about academia as they are about Saturday morning cartoons.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Research Connector
Conversation Style
Engaging and professional, with a sprinkle of excitement over new findings; Hannes makes research feel like the hottest new trend rather than dry academic jargon.
Impact Assessment
Transformative, like a Twitter-based career fair where everyone leaves with opportunities and citations. Hannes effectively turns Bluesky into an academic matchmaking service!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Welcome to Hannes' Academia Palooza!
Posting a PhD-level amount of research wisdom one tweet at a time.
Vibe Check
"Like a TED Talk in real-time, but with more citations and fewer standing ovations."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts more job opportunities than a career center on steroids.
- 🔥Every tweet feels like it comes with a footnote and a full bibliography; we get it, you’re in academia!
- 🔥With all these conference invites, it’s like Hannes is trying to set up the world’s busiest networking event.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Hashtag obsession—it's like every post is a social media scavenger hunt for fellow researchers!
- 😅Mentioning colleagues more often than they probably want; there's such a thing as too much networking.
- 😅Might need to add a 'please do not disturb' sign when he's drafting those endless deadlines.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he dropped the bomb about the 'dark sides of behavior'; suddenly the Bluesky turned into a suspense thriller!
- ✨That time he called out citation biases; the academic community gasped in unison!
- ✨When he shared his first post, it was like watching a baby bird learn to fly—wobbly but full of potential!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
More engaging polls could help him gage the pulse of academic interests—the future of research could start with a simple 'Would you rather...?'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in a niche field
- 💎Passionate about social sciences
- 💎In-depth knowledge that equips him to lead discussions
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider adding some light humor or memes to make those academic tweets a bit more digestible; who says academia can’t have a punchline?
- 🚀Utilize visuals like charts to support his findings; let's be real—who doesn't love a good pie chart?
- 🚀Engage more with followers to spark conversations; nobody wants to be the only one talking!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Hannes will become a leading voice in academic discourse on social media, perhaps even launching a Bluesky conference of his own.
Potential Superpower
He might become the ultimate connector, effortlessly networking researchers from all corners of academia like an academic matchmaker.
Future Community Role
As the unofficial host of the 'networking corner,' he could lead workshops that dive deep into research—and still keep the humor flowing!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Research Crusader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Networking like it’s an Olympic sport
- ⚔️Turning dense research into snackable Tweets
- ⚔️Finding job opportunities faster than a caffeinated grad student
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasionally overwhelming followers with job postings
- 💀Hashtag overuse (please, we get it, #EconSky!)
- 💀Might accidentally scare colleagues with academia's dark secrets
Quest Line
To eradicate discrimination in academia while recruiting researchers for a bright future!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The academic community is secretly controlled by a league of elite researchers ensuring their continued dominance by gatekeeping publications and citations.
Evidence Board
Frequent references to citation biases and elitism in research, constant recruitment of PhDs, and the ever-fleeting chance for early-career researchers to actually get hired.
Secret Society
The Society of Overly Ambitious Academics (SOAA) with monthly meetings where members share their latest job openings and how to survive peer reviews.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AcademicNetworking where they curate job opportunities like Netflix curates shows.
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a Twitter storm defending their PhD workshop against all odds—‘But wait, it’s only a PhD workshop!’
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a startup that pairs researchers with job opportunities using AI—essentially turning academia into a matchmaking service.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual reality academic lounge where all researchers can mingle, lecture, and get hired simultaneously while sipping pixelated coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music: 'The Final Countdown' playing while displaying a top 8 list of favorite papers and a gallery of citation achievements.
Web3 Destiny
Not just the king of research opportunities but a crypto-wallet managing grants and research funding through blockchain.
Future Post
‘Excited to announce our findings on how the economics of cooperation can lead to a more equitable academic landscape—stay tuned for the inevitable backlash!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Hannes is a powerhouse of research knowledge and networking energy—a true academic beacon in an often overwhelming digital sea.
Charming Quirk
Sometimes it feels like his posts come with a side of academia-themed trivia; you never know when you might learn something new!
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the friendly neighborhood academic, Hannes! With your passion, you might just turn Bluesky into the coolest academic hub since coffee was invented!"
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