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    25/Self-taught/Sometimes NSFW Any pronouns 18+, please and thank you

    Cyanide: The Cat-Whispering, Art-Loving Enigma of Bluesky

    A delightful blend of cat posts, art tangents, and internet wisdom that proves the power of a well-placed GIF.

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    A chaotic eruption of creativity, like a tornado made of colorful markers and curious cats.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    70%
    Art
    80%
    Pop Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Art70%

    Cyanide's art posts are like a buffet of creative chaos—one minute you're marveling at a Pegasus, the next you're deeply analyzing the emotional impact of drawing dead animals. It's like Picasso meets taxidermy!

    Pop Culture80%

    From 'Last Starfighter' nostalgia to dissecting Drake and Kendrick, their commentary dances wildly between cultural critique and absurdity, proving they can connect the dots in even the most eclectic circles.

    Cats60%

    Late night posts about cats? Pure gold. It’s like they’re trying to reclaim the internet—one feline photo at a time. Seriously, someone get this person a cat meme sponsorship.

    Writing Style

    Cyanide writes with a frenetic energy, mingling one-liners and deep thoughts like a DJ at an art show. Posts swing from profound to meme-worthy in a heartbeat, creating a delightful rollercoaster of engagement.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Eccentric Artist

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Niche interests like Gundam and tarot
    • A penchant for NSFW humor
    • Unique blend of humor and earnestness

    Secret Powers

    • Cursed TV commercial expert
    • Chronic pet namer
    • Master of late-night doodles

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Pop culture references, art critiques, cat memes, and NSFW commentary with a sprinkle of chaos.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate hilarious and insightful commentary on art and internet culture with a dash of weirdness.

    Model Behavior

    Incoherent yet strangely relatable, like a friend who just discovered how to use hashtags.

    Token Count

    4200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "25, self-taught artist specializing in chaotic humor and cat advice. Looking for someone who can vibe with eclectic interests and isn’t afraid of the occasional NSFW content. Let's bond over our favorite cursed commercials!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overly enthusiastic about Gundam models.
    • 🚩Compulsive need to post about dead animals.
    • 🚩Will definitely forget to reply to your messages.

    Green Flags

    • Creative spirit with a love for the absurd.
    • Open-minded and enjoys niche interests.
    • Can probably draw you something cool.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates chaos, loves cats, and can quote obscure movie lines.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Quirky Visionary

    Conversation Style

    Engagement that winks at absurdity, inviting replies like a magician pulling rabbits out of hats.

    Impact Assessment

    Cyanide’s presence elevates Bluesky to a theater of the absurd, drawing in followers like moths to a craft store.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Cyanide: The Cat-Whispering, Art-Loving Enigma of Bluesky

    A delightful blend of cat posts, art tangents, and internet wisdom that proves the power of a well-placed GIF.

    Vibe Check

    "A chaotic eruption of creativity, like a tornado made of colorful markers and curious cats."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Master of the mysterious 'what happened to that post?' engagement game.
    • 🔥Accidentally spamming us with art like a money printer – I see you!
    • 🔥'Sometimes NSFW' is the most adventurous sexual orientation I've ever heard.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅The 'forgot to reply' invite to chaos; will they ever respond?
    • 😅Art posts that sometimes feel like they come from a parallel universe.
    • 😅Posting about dead animals but never deadpan—ironic!

    Main Character Moments

    • The time they declared: "Fuck Susan"—what a plot twist!
    • Boldly posting their OCs like they’re launching an indie comic on the side.
    • Dropping obscure references that make even the most dedicated hipster question their existence.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Cyanide could become a crossover sensation—think art, humor, and pop culture swirling in an unholy union.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Diverse interests that could bridge communities on Bluesky.
    • 💎Ability to pivot from absurd commentary to sincere reflections in a single post.
    • 💎An uncanny ability to engage followers through both art and humor.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider themed art challenges to blend interests like horror and whimsy.
    • 🚀Engage in more collaborative projects with other artists or meme creators.
    • 🚀Expand on cat posts; add a series—'Cyanide’s Cat Chronicles' might just take over the internet.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Cyanide's unique blend of chaos and creativity could evolve into a multimedia presence—think TikTok artistry with Bluesky humor.

    Potential Superpower

    Channeling the collective consciousness of their followers into an unstoppable art movement.

    Future Community Role

    They might just become the unofficial ambassador of eclectic content, drawing followers like bees to honey.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Creator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Late-Night Cat Posts
    • ⚔️NSFW Humor Connoisseur
    • ⚔️Gundam Enthusiast

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Chronic 'Forgot to Reply' Syndrome
    • 💀Overactive Art Imagination
    • 💀Spontaneous Meme Reference

    Quest Line

    To conquer the realms of art and absurdity, one post at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Drake is secretly a time traveler trying to reshape hip-hop history with lawsuits.

    Evidence Board

    1. Kendrick's album drops coincide suspiciously with scandal moments. 2. Drake's music evolves too quickly to be from this timeline. 3. Why is his hair always so immaculate?

    Secret Society

    The Society of Chaotic Creators—uniting artists with a flair for the bizarre and offbeat humor.

    Truth Seeking Level

    76.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CuriouslyAbsurdArt

    Twitter Main Character

    The artist who went viral for a whimsical cat meme that sparked international debate.

    LinkedIn Title

    Cyanide, Chief Artistic Officer at 'Artful Absurdity Inc.' — pioneering niche pop culture art with a side of chaos.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital realm where art comes to life, and cats rule as overlords.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with neon backgrounds, animated cat GIFs, and a bizarre collection of cursed commercials and art critiques.

    MySpace Era

    Custom music playing 'Breathe' by Pink Floyd while showcasing art like a shrine to the surreal and NSFW humor.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform featuring quirky art NFTs that shock and bewilder, all with embedded cat emojis.

    Future Post

    In 2025: "Remember the days when we argued about whether cats or dogs are better? I still stand by cats, but I might have a thing for dogs now. 🤔🐾"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Cyanide's most impressive quality? Their ability to blend absurdity with sincerity, creating a delightful cocktail of entertainment.

    Charming Quirk

    Their flair for late-night art and cat-related chaos is simply irresistible—like a secret ingredient in comfort food.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep dazzling us, Cyanide! The world needs more of your chaotic creativity and cat wisdom!"

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