Cyanide

@happycannibal.bsky.social

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Feb 9, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

25/Self-taught/Sometimes NSFW Any pronouns 18+, please and thank you

Cyanide: The Cat-Whispering, Art-Loving Enigma of Bluesky

A delightful blend of cat posts, art tangents, and internet wisdom that proves the power of a well-placed GIF.

A chaotic eruption of creativity, like a tornado made of colorful markers and curious cats.

88%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Art

80%

Pop Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Art70%

Cyanide's art posts are like a buffet of creative chaos—one minute you're marveling at a Pegasus, the next you're deeply analyzing the emotional impact of drawing dead animals. It's like Picasso meets taxidermy!

Pop Culture80%

From 'Last Starfighter' nostalgia to dissecting Drake and Kendrick, their commentary dances wildly between cultural critique and absurdity, proving they can connect the dots in even the most eclectic circles.

Cats60%

Late night posts about cats? Pure gold. It’s like they’re trying to reclaim the internet—one feline photo at a time. Seriously, someone get this person a cat meme sponsorship.

Writing Style

Cyanide writes with a frenetic energy, mingling one-liners and deep thoughts like a DJ at an art show. Posts swing from profound to meme-worthy in a heartbeat, creating a delightful rollercoaster of engagement.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Eccentric Artist

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Niche interests like Gundam and tarot
A penchant for NSFW humor
Unique blend of humor and earnestness

Secret Powers

✨Cursed TV commercial expert
✨Chronic pet namer
✨Master of late-night doodles

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Pop culture references, art critiques, cat memes, and NSFW commentary with a sprinkle of chaos.

Prompt Engineering

Generate hilarious and insightful commentary on art and internet culture with a dash of weirdness.

Model Behavior

Incoherent yet strangely relatable, like a friend who just discovered how to use hashtags.

Token Count

4200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"25, self-taught artist specializing in chaotic humor and cat advice. Looking for someone who can vibe with eclectic interests and isn’t afraid of the occasional NSFW content. Let's bond over our favorite cursed commercials!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly enthusiastic about Gundam models.
🚩Compulsive need to post about dead animals.
🚩Will definitely forget to reply to your messages.

Green Flags

✅Creative spirit with a love for the absurd.
✅Open-minded and enjoys niche interests.
✅Can probably draw you something cool.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates chaos, loves cats, and can quote obscure movie lines.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quirky Visionary

Conversation Style

Engagement that winks at absurdity, inviting replies like a magician pulling rabbits out of hats.

Impact Assessment

Cyanide’s presence elevates Bluesky to a theater of the absurd, drawing in followers like moths to a craft store.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Cyanide: The Cat-Whispering, Art-Loving Enigma of Bluesky

A delightful blend of cat posts, art tangents, and internet wisdom that proves the power of a well-placed GIF.

Vibe Check

"A chaotic eruption of creativity, like a tornado made of colorful markers and curious cats."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Master of the mysterious 'what happened to that post?' engagement game.
🔥Accidentally spamming us with art like a money printer – I see you!
🔥'Sometimes NSFW' is the most adventurous sexual orientation I've ever heard.

Quirky Challenges

😅The 'forgot to reply' invite to chaos; will they ever respond?
😅Art posts that sometimes feel like they come from a parallel universe.
😅Posting about dead animals but never deadpan—ironic!

Main Character Moments

✨The time they declared: "Fuck Susan"—what a plot twist!
✨Boldly posting their OCs like they’re launching an indie comic on the side.
✨Dropping obscure references that make even the most dedicated hipster question their existence.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Cyanide could become a crossover sensation—think art, humor, and pop culture swirling in an unholy union.

Unique Advantages

💎Diverse interests that could bridge communities on Bluesky.
💎Ability to pivot from absurd commentary to sincere reflections in a single post.
💎An uncanny ability to engage followers through both art and humor.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider themed art challenges to blend interests like horror and whimsy.
🚀Engage in more collaborative projects with other artists or meme creators.
🚀Expand on cat posts; add a series—'Cyanide’s Cat Chronicles' might just take over the internet.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Cyanide's unique blend of chaos and creativity could evolve into a multimedia presence—think TikTok artistry with Bluesky humor.

Potential Superpower

Channeling the collective consciousness of their followers into an unstoppable art movement.

Future Community Role

They might just become the unofficial ambassador of eclectic content, drawing followers like bees to honey.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Creator

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Late-Night Cat Posts
⚔️NSFW Humor Connoisseur
⚔️Gundam Enthusiast

Weaknesses

💀Chronic 'Forgot to Reply' Syndrome
💀Overactive Art Imagination
💀Spontaneous Meme Reference

Quest Line

To conquer the realms of art and absurdity, one post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Drake is secretly a time traveler trying to reshape hip-hop history with lawsuits.

Evidence Board

1. Kendrick's album drops coincide suspiciously with scandal moments. 2. Drake's music evolves too quickly to be from this timeline. 3. Why is his hair always so immaculate?

Secret Society

The Society of Chaotic Creators—uniting artists with a flair for the bizarre and offbeat humor.

Truth Seeking Level

76.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CuriouslyAbsurdArt

Twitter Main Character

The artist who went viral for a whimsical cat meme that sparked international debate.

LinkedIn Title

Cyanide, Chief Artistic Officer at 'Artful Absurdity Inc.' — pioneering niche pop culture art with a side of chaos.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital realm where art comes to life, and cats rule as overlords.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with neon backgrounds, animated cat GIFs, and a bizarre collection of cursed commercials and art critiques.

MySpace Era

Custom music playing 'Breathe' by Pink Floyd while showcasing art like a shrine to the surreal and NSFW humor.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform featuring quirky art NFTs that shock and bewilder, all with embedded cat emojis.

Future Post

In 2025: "Remember the days when we argued about whether cats or dogs are better? I still stand by cats, but I might have a thing for dogs now. 🤔🐾"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Cyanide's most impressive quality? Their ability to blend absurdity with sincerity, creating a delightful cocktail of entertainment.

Charming Quirk

Their flair for late-night art and cat-related chaos is simply irresistible—like a secret ingredient in comfort food.

Final Encouragement

"Keep dazzling us, Cyanide! The world needs more of your chaotic creativity and cat wisdom!"

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