Former Twitter user, but I left when it became a Nazi bar. Made the nytimes Twitter bot, worked for the NYT before moving into civic technology. Living in Takoma Park, MD and fighting for a hopeful and humane future.
Jacob Harris: The Bluesky Truth-Teller We All Deserve
Part journalist, part internet philosopher—Jacob's posts are a cocktail of sharp wit and hard truths.
Like a librarian who moonlights as a stand-up comic—smart, observant, and never afraid to call out nonsense.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jacob wields political satire like a finely-tuned instrument, dissecting the absurdities of modern governance with surgical precision. If there's a new level of political chaos, he's on it quicker than you can say 'tax evasion.'
With the knowledge of a seasoned tech guru and the delivery of your favorite late-night talk show host, Jacob is here to make civic tech sound cooler than it is. Watch out, Silicon Valley, he’s coming for your influencer crown.
His love for the sax riffs of yesteryear and the intricate narratives of stories like 'Dune' paint a whimsical picture of our collective past—sometimes tragic, often comic, but always insightful.
Writing Style
Jacob masterfully blends dry humor with piercing observations, like a writer who took a comedy class at a prestigious university but also accidentally walked into a political seminar. Each post is a cocktail garnish of irony, engaging prose, and a dash of existential dread.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Enlightened Cynic
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on contemporary issues
- Nostalgic reflections on culture
- Passionate advocacy for civic engagement
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting digital struggles into poetic threads
- ✨Catching the absurdity of political landscapes
- ✨Weaving in pop culture references effortlessly
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, cultural nostalgia, civic technology insights, and witty pop culture references.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insights on civic engagement while leveraging sharp humor and cultural analysis.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of GPT-3 and a Twitter roast master, quick on the punchlines but deep on context.
Token Count
15000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Part-time philosopher, full-time cynic. I believe in civic tech, making politics funny, and the importance of sax riffs from the ’80s. Looking for a partner to share Netflix documentaries and rants about public policy."
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to roast people during debates
- 🚩May overanalyze your text messages
- 🚩Inexplicably has a soft spot for raccoons.
Green Flags
- ✅Supports unions and strikes
- ✅Will send you thoughtful articles
- ✅Can make you laugh until you snort.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates wit, loves deep conversations, and can handle a little sarcasm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging yet cheeky, Jacob wields sarcasm like a sword, inviting others to join his crusade against mediocrity while fostering insightful dialogues.
Impact Assessment
His posts resonate with a blend of intellect and accessibility, ensuring that while he feeds us the truth, we’re also entertained—like a TED Talk with a side of roast.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jacob Harris: The Bluesky Truth-Teller We All Deserve
Part journalist, part internet philosopher—Jacob's posts are a cocktail of sharp wit and hard truths.
Vibe Check
"Like a librarian who moonlights as a stand-up comic—smart, observant, and never afraid to call out nonsense."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Claims to be a civic tech warrior but spends more time tweeting than coding—what’s that about?
- 🔥If witty repartee were an Olympic sport, Jacob would still find a way to trip over the podium.
- 🔥For someone who loves to call out the absurd, his own name is shockingly reasonable.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to turn that sax riff nostalgia into a cover band—'Saxophone's the Real MVP,' anyone?
- 😅Could probably use a crash course in lowering his engagement expectations when mentioning obscure books.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he called out content scrapers—like a digital Robin Hood, if Robin Hood only robbed from the bad tweets instead of the rich.
- ✨Every morning coffee tweet is a heartfelt reminder that raccoons are indeed part of our early rising community.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he channelled a fraction of his post engagement into a podcast, listeners might emerge wondering why they hadn’t listened sooner—podcast awards, here we come!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Ability to contextualize political chaos in relatable metaphors
- 💎Deep knowledge of history and culture to frame contemporary issues
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider crafting threads that blend comedy and civics into a series—'Civic Lessons with a Side of Sarcasm' sounds catchy!
- 🚀A weekly recap of absurd political moments—'This Week in Absurdity'—and you can have your own late-night segment!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jacob's posts will soon morph into viral threads that redefine internet humor and political critique—get ready for the hashtags!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to foresee political blunders before they happen, like a digital Nostradamus but with better punchlines.
Future Community Role
Will become the go-to source for thoughtful and entertaining commentary on civic issues, like the internet’s very own David Sedaris.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Cynic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit Sharpener
- ⚔️Political Satire Seer
- ⚔️Cultural Nostalgia Artist
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Excessive Sarcasm
- 💀Internet Rabbit Holes
Quest Line
To enlighten the digital realm with humor and truth, while battling the forces of mediocrity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is actually run by a secret cabal of disgruntled saxophonists who are upset about the lack of solos in modern music.
Evidence Board
1. Raccoons are seen scavenging near jazz clubs. 2. Frequent appearances of saxophones in political rallies. 3. Too many musicians in Washington. Is anyone checking their credentials?
Secret Society
Saxophonists for Truth (SFT)
Truth Seeking Level
72%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalComedy
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally becomes the face of a viral meme about political absurdities.
LinkedIn Title
Civic Tech Evangelist, rebranding public policy as the most engaging social media campaign.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic presence who provides commentary on political events, while simultaneously hosting a jazz club.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a song about social justice, and a top 8 featuring his favorite political podcasts.
Web3 Destiny
Blockchain-based civic engagement platform that doubles as a satirical meme factory.
Future Post
Excited to announce my new book: 'Raccoons, Jazz, and the Future of Civic Tech'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jacob's uncanny ability to blend sharp observation with humor reminds us that the internet doesn't have to be a dumpster fire—it can be a circle of enlightening bonfires instead.
Charming Quirk
His posts are sprinkled with literary references and pop culture callbacks, like an Easter egg hunt for the brain.
Final Encouragement
"Keep bringing that fierce intellect and dazzling wit, Jacob! The world needs more voices like yours—just be careful not to burn the roast while you’re at it!"
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