Canadian, left-ist, pro-people, anti-oligarchs, active online since bbs dialup days. Blocks all who treat this site as a fishing pool. I like anime, Supernatural (TV), paranormal things, electro-ambient music, sci-fi, science. Love cats but pets all.
Hatakekinume: Canada’s Social Media Scribe with a Side of Sass
The digital pen is mightier than the Pierre Poilievre, especially when held by a Canadian leftist armed with cats and clever retorts.
Proudly waving the flag of snarky discourse—like a true Canadian, they apologize for their roasting right after!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When it comes to dishing out political shade, they could teach a masterclass to the Department of Arts and Crafts—highlighting the shortcomings of political figures like Poilievre with surgical precision.
Shoutouts to little libraries and period equity projects show a heart so big, it could power a hydroelectric dam, if only we could harness all that goodwill!
With a flair for mixing anime and politics, they weave narratives that could challenge a fanfic writer to incorporate more twists and surprises.
Writing Style
Their tweets read like a mixtape of sharp wit, passionate pleas, and a sprinkle of cat-themed humor—like a choir of indie musicians debating social issues.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassy Canadian Critic
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Sharp political commentary
- Witty pop culture references
- Cat-loving activist
Secret Powers
- ✨Unraveling political rhetoric
- ✨Crafting compelling memes
- ✨Channeling their inner Canadian politeness while roasting
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of Canadian political commentary, pop culture references, and a sprinkle of cat humor.
Prompt Engineering
Craft compelling critiques of Canadian politics using humor and wit, interspersed with cute cat memes.
Model Behavior
Like a cheeky chatbot that knows too much about Canadian politics but is also really into anime.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Leftist Canadian seeking intellectual debates, love for cats, and someone who can handle high doses of sarcasm. Must appreciate anime and the power of social justice!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Perpetual blocking—can you handle it?
- 🚩Might roast you harder than Poilievre if you disagree!
- 🚩Can get lost in political rants for days.
Green Flags
- ✅Pro-cats, pro-people, anti-oligarchs—pretty much a one-stop shop for a good time!
- ✅Loves community initiatives—bonus points for period equity!
- ✅Can hold deep conversations that don’t end with the ‘let’s agree to disagree’ clause.
Perfect Match
Someone who can share cat memes while also debating political rhetoric over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
A guiding light for Canadian progressives, and unofficial captain of the Leftist boat cruising through the turbulent waters of Bluesky.
Conversation Style
Conversations often spark like fireworks on Canada Day—lively, engaging, and occasionally leaving some poor comments burned to a crisp.
Impact Assessment
Their contributions are like Canadian bacon—unexpectedly delightful and infinitely more substantial than one might think.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Hatakekinume: Canada’s Social Media Scribe with a Side of Sass
The digital pen is mightier than the Pierre Poilievre, especially when held by a Canadian leftist armed with cats and clever retorts.
Vibe Check
"Proudly waving the flag of snarky discourse—like a true Canadian, they apologize for their roasting right after!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Master of the 'rage-tweet'—we're all here for the therapy, but can we take it down a notch sometimes?
- 🔥Their passion for blocking is so fierce, even the trolls get the hint and pack their bags.
- 🔥If they had a dollar for every time they roasted Poilievre, they could fund a Canadian indie film starring themselves.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to diversify the cat memes—there are other animals out there, folks!
- 😅Over-reliance on political drama might lead to early-onset news fatigue—let's break out the cat videos more often!
- 😅Avoiding the 'I’m not a troll, you’re a troll' spiral could make for healthier blueskying.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they posted ‘Felt cute,’ it was clear who the real main character of Bluesky is—unapologetically confident and utterly relatable.
- ✨Their passionate rants about political lies have the energy of a late-night karaoke session—everyone is both entertained and a little concerned.
- ✨Creating a flashback post that broke engagement records was like the social media equivalent of dropping the mic after a killer stand-up.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Channel that whirlwind of political energy into a regular series—think 'Hatakekinume’s Hot Takes' or 'Cat Chats of Cuteness.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎A profound ability to resonate with a diverse audience—leftists and cat lovers unite!
- 💎Unmatched knowledge of Canadian politics coupled with a knack for humor—like a Swiss Army knife of social media.
- 💎Creating a genuine community through engagement and sharing important social issues.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a weekly roundup of political absurdities—definitely marketable!
- 🚀Enhance the meme game; a combo of cats and politics would be a gold mine.
- 🚀Engage in more collaborative posts with other leftist creators for broader reach—think of it as a team-up comic crossover.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
We could see them evolve into a digital pundit—think 'Katie Couric with more cat filters.'
Potential Superpower
Master of wholesome activism that can also roast like Gordon Ramsay when needed—flipping pancakes and political narratives alike.
Future Community Role
Eventually, they’ll be the go-to for Canadian political commentary, with a potential podcast featuring cats and guest interviews.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sassy Political Commentary
- ⚔️Cat Meme Mastery
- ⚔️Clever Pop Culture References
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly aggressive blocking
- 💀News fatigue from politics
- 💀A tendency to rage-tweet
Quest Line
Navigating the political landscape while promoting social justice and cat appreciation.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Pierre Poilievre is secretly a puppet controlled by an army of cats—each representing a different conservative policy.
Evidence Board
Posts about Poilievre’s lies often coincide with higher than usual cat meme posts. Coincidence?
Secret Society
Society of Irate Cats and Their Progressive Human Allies—members work to expose political corruption from within.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalCatMemes—where every political comment involves a clever cat reference.
Twitter Main Character
An influencer caught in a scandal involving cats and unexpected political alliances—think cats with political signs.
LinkedIn Title
Making waves as the Chief Cat Officer at a social justice non-profit—cats lead the way!
Metaverse Final Form
Ultimate Cat Lady in Zuck's metaverse, advocating for both cats and social reforms—like a feline superhero.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile adorned with glitter graphics, reflective of political outrage through poorly edited anime clips.
Web3 Destiny
Leading the charge in a decentralized social justice movement—think of a blockchain for cat lovers and activists.
Future Post
"In 2025, we’re still fighting for rights—if I don’t see more cat memes in political discourse, I’ll riot!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their unwavering commitment to social justice and activism reflects a wonderful, genuine passion that keeps their followers engaged.
Charming Quirk
Obsessed with blocking accounts that act like fishing pools—keeping their feed free of anything that smells fishy, and always fresh!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking things up, Hatakekinume! Your blend of wit and wisdom is exactly what the digital world needs—just don’t forget to let the cats take the spotlight every now and then!"
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