Peter’s posts oscillate between self-critique and self-love, proving that he, like many, is a walking contradiction. It's like he’s on a quest for the ‘perfect selfie’ while simultaneously pleading with the universe not to judge him for it. Passion level: 60/100.

After a three-year hiatus, Peter finally returned to the gym like a modern-day Odysseus—minus the ship and with more cardio. We support your gym saga, even if your motivation is as stable as a wobbly table. Passion level: 75/100.

From pica-pau-lindo to tio-tio-pequeno, Peter’s avian enthusiasm is impressive. Who knew we had a budding ornithologist on our hands? He could probably name every bird in the park while simultaneously pretending to ignore them. Passion level: 90/100.

His posts about daily life create a vivid tableau of chaos and comedy. It’s like reading a sitcom script, but with more existential dread. Passion level: 80/100.