#London based #LGBTQ indie #author of #Sci-Fi and #Fantasy. Currently finishing off my Masters in Creative Writing. You can find me #gaming, #writing, or being British/sarcastic online. Chatty, friendly, open. Not always SFW, so be prepared.
Hayden Scott: The Sarcastic Sci-Fi Sage of Bluesky
Mixing literary prowess with British wit, Hayden brings the sass and the sci-fi.
A delightful blend of nerdiness and charm with a splash of cheek.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With a flair for all things gaming, Hayden seems to think every weekend is reserved for high scores and low-key nerding out. It's practically a national treasure!
His love for storytelling is palpable, and not just because he keeps promising to finish his dissertation; his posts offer gems of advice for fellow writers, proving he’s the Gandalf to their Frodo.
Hayden’s the social butterfly of Bluesky, flitting between threads and gathering followers like Pokémon; he’d probably catch ‘em all if he could!
Writing Style
Hayden's writing dances between witty banter and earnest advice with the cadence of a seasoned bard, luring you in with warmth while also making you chuckle at his clever turns of phrase.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Chatty
- Friendly
- Open to Conversations
- Punny
- Slightly Sarcastic
Secret Powers
- ✨Docker-whisperer
- ✨Sarcasm connoisseur
- ✨Movie critic
- ✨Gamer extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
British humor, gaming culture, LGBTQ+ themes, creative writing
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful social media commentary
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets British sitcom character
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Indie author in London, thriving on sarcasm and sci-fi. Let's chat about games, books, or share a laugh!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might spontaneously debate sci-fi shows
- 🚩Can be overly sarcastic if you don't get the joke
Green Flags
- ✅Chatty and friendly
- ✅Passionate about writing and gaming
Perfect Match
Someone who loves deep convos about the multiverse and isn't afraid of a little wit.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cheerful Advocate
Conversation Style
Like a British pub chat at 3AM—friendly, slightly messy, and filled with laughter and puns.
Impact Assessment
Hayden’s positive vibes are like a warm cuppa on a rainy day, making his corner of Bluesky a cozy space for connection.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Hayden Scott: The Sarcastic Sci-Fi Sage of Bluesky
Mixing literary prowess with British wit, Hayden brings the sass and the sci-fi.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of nerdiness and charm with a splash of cheek."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If your posts were a novel, they’d be a bestseller...in the humor section!
- 🔥You’re the only person I know who could make Docker sound like an Olympic sport.
- 🔥Is this a social media account or your official fan club for Laverne Cox?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Choosing between 12 header images while posting 11 times a day—decisions are hard!
- 😅Trying to fit all your hobbies into one post without overwhelming us—bravo! You've added another skill to your repertoire!
- 😅That chipper morning greeting is giving me ‘I’m pretending to have my life together’ vibes.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your upbeat call for followers felt like a quirky rom-com plot twist. Who wouldn’t want to root for you?
- ✨Watching you navigate Bluesky feels like a heartwarming adventure, one post at a time.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your ability to blend personal anecdotes with thoughtful insights could spark a community movement—think ‘Hayden’s Weekly Wisdom’!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your genuine friendliness is magnetic—keep it up!
- 💎You have a unique ability to engage with others on multiple platforms. Imagine the possibilities for cross-promotion.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a weekly ‘Writing and Gaming’ livestream; we'd all love a peek into your creative process!
- 🚀How about a monthly book club? You already have the community; let’s get them reading!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee you evolving into a luminary in the LGBTQ+ indie writing space, armed with wit and charm.
Potential Superpower
Your superpower could be effortless networking—turning every conversation into a potential collaboration.
Future Community Role
In the future, you might just be the unofficial ambassador of positivity for Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Networker
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Punny Responses
- ⚔️Gaming Mastery
- ⚔️Sarcastic Wit
- ⚔️Literary Advice
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Header Images
- 💀Occasional Nihilism
- 💀Gaming Overcommitment
Quest Line
Completing a dissertation while navigating the whimsical landscape of social media.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is secretly a front for a British book club with an interdimensional portal.
Evidence Board
Posts about sci-fi, constant engagement with authors, and endless book recommendations.
Secret Society
Society of Sarcastic Wordsmiths
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticAuthors
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally creates a trend for polite social media debates.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Witty Writing Co.' focusing on literary humor in sci-fi and fantasy.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar hosting virtual pub quizzes about sci-fi memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background with a space-themed layout, auto-playing an indie band playlist.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users trade NFTs of original sci-fi stories.
Future Post
In 2025: "Just published my first novel, and it's 100% inspired by late-night gaming sessions!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your warmth and charm make every post feel like a chat with an old friend.
Charming Quirk
That delightful British sarcasm is your secret weapon, making every post a joy to read.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being you, Hayden! The moment you stop sharing, we’ll all start missing our daily dose of your delightful chaos. Cheers!"
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