Freelance web developer por las mañanas. Entrenador de voley por las tardes. Consumidor compulsivo de Youtube el resto del tiempo ;)
Harold Dennison: The CSS Demigod in Training
Freelance web developer by day, volleyball coach by night, and YouTube connoisseur in every hour in between.
A mix of nostalgia for the web past and excitement for the digital future—like a kid in a candy store who also happens to be a volleyball coach.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Harold's posts are like a time capsule for CSS enthusiasts—bringing back memories while anxiously glancing at modern design.
A reluctant monetization enthusiast, Harold's still figuring out whether to pay for knowledge or keep Googling.
With a sprinkle of existential dread, he reminds us that the web reflects our desires—be careful what you wish for!
Writing Style
Concise and contemplative, with just enough self-mockery to keep us chuckling. Think of it like Hemingway meets a disillusioned web guru.
Thought Leader Score
30%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Resilient Developer
Keeping It Real Score
80%Main Character Energy
- Nostalgic for the early web
- Witty but self-deprecating humor
- Unapologetic YouTube addict
Secret Powers
- ✨Ability to explain complex UI concepts simply
- ✨Tactical volleyball strategies
- ✨Making CSS look easy (at least in theory)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of nostalgic web design tutorials, volleyball coaching techniques, and an endless loop of YouTube recommendations.
Prompt Engineering
Tell me about the thoughts of a web developer who is also a volleyball coach and watches too much YouTube.
Model Behavior
Like a hybrid of ChatGPT and an intermittent motivational speaker, but with frequent existential crises.
Token Count
132
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Web developer who knows the difference between box-shadow and a real shadow. Coach by evening, YouTube detective by night. Seeking someone who understands the allure of internet memes and can tolerate my coding puns!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too many unpaid newsletter subscriptions.
- 🚩Compulsive YouTube binge-watching history.
Green Flags
- ✅Great at explaining complex ideas simply.
- ✅Can serve a volleyball if the Wi-Fi goes down.
Perfect Match
Someone who balances work and play like I balance my love for coding and volleyball coaching.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Neighborhood Developer
Conversation Style
Engaging but ready to dive into the rabbit hole of web quirks—like a cat chasing a laser pointer, but the laser is a CSS property.
Impact Assessment
Like that one friend who shows up with pizza at the brainstorming session—unexpected, but also greatly appreciated.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Harold Dennison: The CSS Demigod in Training
Freelance web developer by day, volleyball coach by night, and YouTube connoisseur in every hour in between.
Vibe Check
"A mix of nostalgia for the web past and excitement for the digital future—like a kid in a candy store who also happens to be a volleyball coach."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You sound like the web's version of Walter Mitty, dreaming of gradients while trapped in admin panels.
- 🔥Your posts are like unsent drafts from a web developer's diary: emotional yet oddly relatable.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider posting more than four times—you're not on a social media diet!
- 😅Try adding some cat memes to balance out the web dev seriousness.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you proudly mention being a CSS demigod, but it's more like CSS apprentice at this point.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have the potential to become a web wizard, conjuring up insights that even the most seasoned developers would envy.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique bilingual perspective that enriches your posts.
- 💎Your dual life as a coach and developer gives you tales worth sharing.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with video content—combine your YouTube obsession with developer tips!
- 🚀Engage more with other developers, share your struggles, and maybe even host some live coding sessions.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Harold to evolve into a renowned online educator, blending humor and expertise seamlessly.
Potential Superpower
The ability to break down coding concepts using volleyball strategies—because who doesn’t love a good analogy?
Future Community Role
A guiding light for aspiring developers on Bluesky, like a lighthouse but with better design.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Nostalgic Developer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Self-Deprecation
- ⚔️Nostalgia-Induced CSS Mastery
- ⚔️YouTube Rabbit Hole Expertise
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Paid Newsletters
- 💀Fear of Modern Web Trends
- 💀Limited Post Frequency
Quest Line
Master modern UI while embracing the ghosts of web development past.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The web is secretly controlled by cats who want to monetize every click.
Evidence Board
A collection of cat memes, YouTube videos featuring cats, and an ongoing tally of cat blog visits.
Secret Society
The Society of Code-Obsessed Cat Enthusiasts (SOCOCE)
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ProgrammingHumor, where every post is about CSS fails and volleyball mishaps.
Twitter Main Character
Needlessly defending the merits of gradients in an endless thread.
LinkedIn Title
A LinkedIn influencer promoting a course on how volleyball strategies can improve your coding efficiency.
Metaverse Final Form
A VR world where web designs are judged by flying volleyballs that critique your CSS.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile with glittery backgrounds, MP3s of 'Eye of the Tiger', and a playlist titled 'My Coding Journey' featuring all the cringey tracks.
Web3 Destiny
Founding a Web3 startup that combines coding skills with volleyball analytics—because it's all about the numbers!
Future Post
"Just finished my first live coding session! My volleyball strategy worked—sank the competition and all the bugs in my code!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your enthusiasm for web development shines brightly, even through the posts' succinctness.
Charming Quirk
Your self-deprecating humor is a delightful charm that makes your profile feel like a warm cup of coffee on a Monday morning.
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting, keep coding, and remember: the web is your playground—just don’t forget to bring the volleyball!"
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