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    Freelance web developer por las mañanas. Entrenador de voley por las tardes. Consumidor compulsivo de Youtube el resto del tiempo ;)

    Harold Dennison: The CSS Demigod in Training

    Freelance web developer by day, volleyball coach by night, and YouTube connoisseur in every hour in between.

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    A mix of nostalgia for the web past and excitement for the digital future—like a kid in a candy store who also happens to be a volleyball coach.

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    80%
    Authenticity
    30%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    60%
    Web Development
    40%
    Paid Newsletters

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Web Development60%

    Harold's posts are like a time capsule for CSS enthusiasts—bringing back memories while anxiously glancing at modern design.

    Paid Newsletters40%

    A reluctant monetization enthusiast, Harold's still figuring out whether to pay for knowledge or keep Googling.

    Internet Culture50%

    With a sprinkle of existential dread, he reminds us that the web reflects our desires—be careful what you wish for!

    Writing Style

    Concise and contemplative, with just enough self-mockery to keep us chuckling. Think of it like Hemingway meets a disillusioned web guru.

    Thought Leader Score

    30%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Resilient Developer

    Keeping It Real Score

    80%

    Main Character Energy

    • Nostalgic for the early web
    • Witty but self-deprecating humor
    • Unapologetic YouTube addict

    Secret Powers

    • Ability to explain complex UI concepts simply
    • Tactical volleyball strategies
    • Making CSS look easy (at least in theory)

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of nostalgic web design tutorials, volleyball coaching techniques, and an endless loop of YouTube recommendations.

    Prompt Engineering

    Tell me about the thoughts of a web developer who is also a volleyball coach and watches too much YouTube.

    Model Behavior

    Like a hybrid of ChatGPT and an intermittent motivational speaker, but with frequent existential crises.

    Token Count

    132

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Web developer who knows the difference between box-shadow and a real shadow. Coach by evening, YouTube detective by night. Seeking someone who understands the allure of internet memes and can tolerate my coding puns!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too many unpaid newsletter subscriptions.
    • 🚩Compulsive YouTube binge-watching history.

    Green Flags

    • Great at explaining complex ideas simply.
    • Can serve a volleyball if the Wi-Fi goes down.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who balances work and play like I balance my love for coding and volleyball coaching.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Friendly Neighborhood Developer

    Conversation Style

    Engaging but ready to dive into the rabbit hole of web quirks—like a cat chasing a laser pointer, but the laser is a CSS property.

    Impact Assessment

    Like that one friend who shows up with pizza at the brainstorming session—unexpected, but also greatly appreciated.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Harold Dennison: The CSS Demigod in Training

    Freelance web developer by day, volleyball coach by night, and YouTube connoisseur in every hour in between.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of nostalgia for the web past and excitement for the digital future—like a kid in a candy store who also happens to be a volleyball coach."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You sound like the web's version of Walter Mitty, dreaming of gradients while trapped in admin panels.
    • 🔥Your posts are like unsent drafts from a web developer's diary: emotional yet oddly relatable.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Consider posting more than four times—you're not on a social media diet!
    • 😅Try adding some cat memes to balance out the web dev seriousness.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you proudly mention being a CSS demigod, but it's more like CSS apprentice at this point.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You have the potential to become a web wizard, conjuring up insights that even the most seasoned developers would envy.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique bilingual perspective that enriches your posts.
    • 💎Your dual life as a coach and developer gives you tales worth sharing.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Experiment with video content—combine your YouTube obsession with developer tips!
    • 🚀Engage more with other developers, share your struggles, and maybe even host some live coding sessions.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Harold to evolve into a renowned online educator, blending humor and expertise seamlessly.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to break down coding concepts using volleyball strategies—because who doesn’t love a good analogy?

    Future Community Role

    A guiding light for aspiring developers on Bluesky, like a lighthouse but with better design.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Nostalgic Developer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Self-Deprecation
    • ⚔️Nostalgia-Induced CSS Mastery
    • ⚔️YouTube Rabbit Hole Expertise

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Paid Newsletters
    • 💀Fear of Modern Web Trends
    • 💀Limited Post Frequency

    Quest Line

    Master modern UI while embracing the ghosts of web development past.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The web is secretly controlled by cats who want to monetize every click.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of cat memes, YouTube videos featuring cats, and an ongoing tally of cat blog visits.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Code-Obsessed Cat Enthusiasts (SOCOCE)

    Truth Seeking Level

    42%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ProgrammingHumor, where every post is about CSS fails and volleyball mishaps.

    Twitter Main Character

    Needlessly defending the merits of gradients in an endless thread.

    LinkedIn Title

    A LinkedIn influencer promoting a course on how volleyball strategies can improve your coding efficiency.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A VR world where web designs are judged by flying volleyballs that critique your CSS.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An HTML page filled with dancing GIFs and a counter that says 'You've visited this page 1,000 times!'

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized profile with glittery backgrounds, MP3s of 'Eye of the Tiger', and a playlist titled 'My Coding Journey' featuring all the cringey tracks.

    Web3 Destiny

    Founding a Web3 startup that combines coding skills with volleyball analytics—because it's all about the numbers!

    Future Post

    "Just finished my first live coding session! My volleyball strategy worked—sank the competition and all the bugs in my code!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your enthusiasm for web development shines brightly, even through the posts' succinctness.

    Charming Quirk

    Your self-deprecating humor is a delightful charm that makes your profile feel like a warm cup of coffee on a Monday morning.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep posting, keep coding, and remember: the web is your playground—just don’t forget to bring the volleyball!"

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