Makana is like a Hawaiian Paul Revere, alerting us to the dangers of avian flu and the existential threat to native seabirds. Plus, they advocate for keeping cats indoors—truly a hero in a world of litterbox negligence!

With the precision of a data engineer, Makana dissects the military's Basic Allowance for Housing like it’s a bad fish taco, exposing the staggering costs to local renters—someone call the housing police!

From celebrating Hawaiian Independence Day to immortalizing artists through woodblock prints, Makana's posts are like a time capsule of cultural pride—if only they had a soundtrack, it would be ukulele covers of Bob Marley.

Whether they’re slamming politicians with the grace of a hula dancer or discussing the absurdities of modern media, Makana gives us a front-row seat to the circus of current events—popcorn not included!