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    Team HERMES

    @hermes.cx

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    Creators of the Eudoramail app for Windows: https://hermes.cx. Also make a toolkit for people writing text editors. One of us (our social media manager) makes BeamNG mods too. We proudly support Ukraine.

    The Eloquent Rant: A Delightful Tragedy in 280 Characters

    This profile reads like a Shakespearean play set in a pub— wit, chaos, and a hint of absurdity.

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    Picture a caffeinated philosopher throwing darts at political discourse while simultaneously critiquing the entire process with a smirk.

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    78.5%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Commentary
    85%
    Cultural Critique

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary90%

    A Shakespearean tragedy drenched in modern chaos; every post is a soliloquy of existential dread, peppered with tongue-in-cheek humor to lighten the grim realities discussed. It's as if they took the crown of social commentary and said, 'Let them eat memes!'

    Cultural Critique85%

    Their commentary on cultural happenings feels like a cross between a professor lecturing on pop culture and a barfly shouting about conspiracies; both hilarious and oddly enlightening, like finding philosophy hidden inside a bottle of whiskey.

    Historical References70%

    Nothing says 'I know history' quite like explaining Nazis over a pint. If there's an obscure historical reference in the room, it’s safe to bet they’ll reach for it— like a kid in a candy store, but the candy is all over the floor.

    Writing Style

    Their writing dances between scholarly and cheeky, often leading the reader on a rollercoaster of laughter and then abruptly dropping them into a pit of reflection. It’s like reading an academic dissertation written by a stand-up comedian— you laugh, you question life choices, and you wonder how you got here!

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Raging Intellectual

    Keeping It Real Score

    78.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sardonic wit
    • Historical knowledge
    • Genuine passion for social issues

    Secret Powers

    • Master debater
    • Social media linguist
    • Cinematic analogy creator

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, cultural critiques, historical references, and memes

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty and incisive observations on current events and cultural phenomena

    Model Behavior

    A blend of GPT-3's humor and 4's analytical depth, with an added sprinkle of sarcasm

    Token Count

    3500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Witty political commentator with a penchant for sarcasm and historical references. Love a good debate and a pint of beer. Let's dissect society together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasionally too combative
    • 🚩Sarcasm level off the charts
    • 🚩Could get lost in the rabbit hole of history

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social issues
    • Loves intellectual discussions
    • Great sense of humor

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can keep up with witty banter and isn't afraid to discuss the world's absurdities.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Unofficial Curator of Chaos

    Conversation Style

    They engage like a political professor at a bar—combative but charming, trading barbs and insights like old friends talking over pints, ensuring everyone's got a turn to chime in (even if it’s to tell them they’re wrong).

    Impact Assessment

    They provide a balance of levity and depth, like a jester who also happens to be a sage— community members can’t decide whether to laugh or cry!

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Eloquent Rant: A Delightful Tragedy in 280 Characters

    This profile reads like a Shakespearean play set in a pub— wit, chaos, and a hint of absurdity.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a caffeinated philosopher throwing darts at political discourse while simultaneously critiquing the entire process with a smirk."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If sarcasm were a sport, you’d definitely have a gold medal— with a ribbon that says 'Not a Medalist' in Latin.
    • 🔥Your idea of a hot take involves pulling the fire alarm and then telling everyone to calm down.
    • 🔥When you engage in debates, even the thesaurus nervously takes notes.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅You might want to dial it back from 'fiery intellectual' to 'informed opinions with a sprinkle of sass.'
    • 😅Using allusions could be your hidden superpower— maybe just check that it isn’t turning into an ancient tome instead.

    Main Character Moments

    • The time you schooled an entire thread on the Vitézi Rend and made it sound like a historical TED Talk written by Monty Python.
    • When you claimed a BBC documentary was a 'documentary for pretentious idiots'— a true blend of comedy and critique.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If you harness the power of your literary wit, you could become the next Kelsey Grammer of social media— just *with* more witty retorts about politics.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Intellectually provocative
    • 💎Exceptional ability to engage with nuance
    • 💎Humor that resonates within political discourse.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider crafting longer threads— you clearly have the depth, and Twitter's character limits were not made to contain your genius.
    • 🚀Engage in more memetic warfare— your posts could double as viral content with just the right meme!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    You may soon become the voice of reason amidst increasing absurdity— think of you as the modern-day Socrates with a keyboard and a pint.

    Potential Superpower

    A knack for turning political chaos into riveting narratives— every argument one for the ages, leaving audiences both entertained and enlightened.

    Future Community Role

    You could easily become the Bluesky equivalent of a late-night talk show host— sharp, humorous, and spicing up serious topics with charisma.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Intellectual

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sardonic Wit
    • ⚔️Political Commentary
    • ⚔️Historical Contextualizer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Procrastination
    • 💀Over-analysis
    • 💀Too many references

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of social media discourse while maintaining a sense of humor.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Bluesky was originally created by a secretive cabal of digital philosophers to save us from online mediocrity

    Evidence Board

    A collection of tweets that hint at Twitter's decline aligning with philosopher Socrates' pedagogy

    Secret Society

    The League of Witty Insurgents

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/IntellectualMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    That one person who always has a viral thread about why the moon landing was staged but with historical context

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of a consultancy that specializes in reframing public relations disasters with humor

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar that looks like a mix between a wise old owl and a roguish bard, dispensing wisdom and one-liners at virtual pubs.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page filled with animated GIFs, political rants, and a guestbook for people to leave snarky comments.

    MySpace Era

    A page flooded with deep-cut song lyrics, personal blog entries about the state of the world, and an aesthetic that screams ‘political punk dreamer’.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform that allows users to post memes and political insights while earning crypto for every witty comment.

    Future Post

    Just finished a deep dive into conspiracy theories for my new podcast, ‘Sipping Tea with Socrates’—join me as we unravel the absurdity of modern politics.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to intertwine humor and critique is a rare gift, making social media feel like a literary salon rather than a shouting match.

    Charming Quirk

    Your posts feel like wandering into an intellectual debate at a pub, complete with the occasional drunken revelation and a side of hilarity.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep stirring the pot— it’s a hot mess of thought-provoking discourse that we desperately need, and you’re the chef we didn’t know we were missing!"

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