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@hetaira.bsky.social

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Oct 29, 2024

Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

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The Existential Musings of a Digital Poet

A blend of modern angst and poetic whimsy, all wrapped in a digital package.

Like a modern-day Rimbaud eating avocado toast while contemplating the futility of existence.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Existentialism and Work

60%

Food and Taste

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existentialism and Work80%

Navigating the absurdity of modern life, this user's posts are like Kafka's Metamorphosis, but with fewer insects and more dog beds.

Food and Taste60%

A love-hate relationship with tamarind illustrates a culinary struggle that speaks to every person battling their taste buds.

Literary References70%

Their posts read like a literary zine: Hideo Kojima in the same breath as tamarind and heartwarming dog anecdotes—who else could pull that off?

Writing Style

Stream-of-consciousness meets dark humor, with a sprinkle of casual self-sabotage. They could write a grocery list and make it sound like a tragic poem.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Intellectual Misfit

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty philosopher
Poetic musings
Candid vulnerability

Secret Powers

✨Incense selection
✨Convection oven expertise
✨Unintentional humor

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Training Data

Philosophical texts, absurdist literature, and food blogs featuring tamarind recipes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate poignant yet humorous existential musings and reflections on daily life struggles.

Model Behavior

Like a hybrid of GPT-4 and a slightly depressed poet; excels in humor but sometimes misses the mark on optimism.

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🌌 Existential thinker with a penchant for poetic musings and a complicated relationship with tamarind. Seeking depth and stability in the chaos of life. Dog bed enthusiast. 🍃"

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to spiral into existential rants
🚩Occasional preference for dog beds over human connection

Green Flags

✅Loves deep conversations
✅Appreciates the absurdity of life
✅Great poetic wit

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good dog bed story as much as a heavy philosophical debate.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Thoughtful Observer

Conversation Style

Eloquent yet relatable, as if they were whispering philosophical insights over a cup of tea while still scrolling through memes.

Impact Assessment

A calming presence in the chaos of social media, like a Zen garden in the middle of a Twitter storm.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Existential Musings of a Digital Poet

A blend of modern angst and poetic whimsy, all wrapped in a digital package.

Vibe Check

"Like a modern-day Rimbaud eating avocado toast while contemplating the futility of existence."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts deeper than a philosopher's notebooks but probably more confused.
🔥Their relationship with work is like a bad rom-com: a lot of effort for minimal results.
🔥Can we talk about how they find more joy in dog beds than job offers?

Quirky Challenges

😅The struggle of choosing between tamarind and stability—a true millennial dilemma.
😅Navigating existential crises while maintaining a healthy sleep schedule is truly a feat.
😅Could we get a warning before each poetic post? My heart can't take it.

Main Character Moments

✨When they turned a simple dog bed comment into a heartwarming reflection on life.
✨That time they contemplated their relationship status while staring into the void.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little more focus on community engagement, they could become a voice to rally others facing similar struggles.

Unique Advantages

💎A poetic voice that resonates with the lost souls of the internet.
💎Ability to blend humor with deep philosophical musings—an enviable skill.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe throw in a meme every once in a while? Balance that heavy existentialism!
🚀Engage more with your followers; they need your unique blend of poetry and humor in their lives.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

This user could transition into a lifestyle guru for existential angst, complete with a book titled 'How to Live While Questioning Everything.'

Potential Superpower

Their ability to weave humor into dark topics will make them a favorite among those who appreciate depth alongside a punchline.

Future Community Role

The go-to person for relatable reflections on the absurdity of adulting.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Existential Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Philosophical Commentary
⚔️Master of Poetic Reflection
⚔️Dog Bed Chronicles

Weaknesses

💀Tendencies to Overthink
💀Uneasy Relationship with Work
💀Conflicted Taste Buds

Quest Line

Seeking stability in a chaotic world while uncovering the beauty in the mundane.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly replacing tamarind with impostor fruit to control taste buds and thus, society.

Evidence Board

1. Incidents of tamarind shortages in his area. 2. Increased prices of gourmet tamarind products. 3. Twitter posts from tamarind farmers claiming ‘unusual activity’ in the fields.

Secret Society

Society of the Lost Taste Buds

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCrises

Twitter Main Character

The person who tweeted their breakup with capitalism and then got a viral thread going about metaphysical dog beds.

LinkedIn Title

A freelance poet giving TED talks on existential angst in the modern workplace.

Metaverse Final Form

An ethereal presence, guiding avatars through intricate philosophical landscapes while dispensing advice on incense.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities site with animated gifs of sad dogs and deep quotes about existence and the search for stability.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized page featuring melancholic playlists and bulletins about the struggles of adulting in a digital age.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized existential talk platform where users can share their deep thoughts while trading digital tamarind tokens.

Future Post

"Just realized my entire life has been a series of poorly executed plans, but at least my dog bed is soft! #ExistentialCrisis"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their profound yet accessible insights create a unique space in the community.

Charming Quirk

A knack for making mundane details feel philosophically significant—seriously, who thinks deeply about convection ovens?

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your thoughts; you're a breath of fresh air (or at least a light waft of incense) in this digital whirlwind!"

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