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    ♈︎ Hazel🪻

    @hexedhazels.bsky.social

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    🔞! 🍖🌈!🍋🌈! Lesbian! 26! Beware of the 'morally right', because to them their actions don't matter. Antis fuck off. I'm profic and ANTI-pro-c. dx PTSD.

    HexedHazels: The Godzilla of Witty Banter

    A delightful chaos of creativity, humor, and unapologetic fandom fervor.

    "

    A vibrant rainbow sprinkled with a hint of chaos, where everyone is welcome to join the fun (as long as they aren't an anti!).

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Fandom & Relationships
    80%
    Political Satire

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Fandom & Relationships95%

    With a knack for stirring the pot, Hazel serves up moderation lists like a chef at a spicy food festival—just avoid the drama and enjoy the flavor!

    Political Satire80%

    Hazel’s political humor is like Godzilla crashing a party; loud, unapologetic, and leaves everyone wondering if they should laugh or flee. Spoiler: Laugh.

    Art & Creativity70%

    From whimsical mermaids to adorable rats, Hazel’s artistic endeavors glow like a neon sign in a dark alley—always intriguing, often surprising.

    Writing Style

    Eclectic and casually irreverent, with a pinch of absurdity. Posts range from heartfelt to hilariously nonsensical!

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Chaotic Creator

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate fandom engagement
    • Witty pop culture references
    • Creative artistic flair

    Secret Powers

    • Drawing eldritch creatures
    • Crafting hilarious yet bizarre takes on societal norms
    • Moderating fandom drama like a pro

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Fandom lore, political commentary, art critiques, and the intricacies of online drama

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty and insightful commentary on fandom culture and creative expression

    Model Behavior

    A blend of witty humor and insightful commentary, similar to a blend of ChatGPT and a sassy fandom Twitter account

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Lover of chaotic art and spicy debates. If you enjoy discussing the social implications of monsterfucking or exchanging witty takes on fandom drama, we’ll get along just fine!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Might spend days moderating fandom drama instead of watching Netflix together
    • 🚩Possibly overly enthusiastic about eldritch horrors

    Green Flags

    • Has a soft spot for rats and mermaids
    • Can make even the most mundane topics hilarious

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good Godzilla reference while indulging my penchant for chaos.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Fandom Ringleader

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, like a friendly debate club where everyone has a megaphone (and some snacks).

    Impact Assessment

    Hazel’s presence is a lively cocktail of art, humor, and fandom drama—like a funhouse mirror reflecting an over-the-top personality that everyone secretly adores.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    HexedHazels: The Godzilla of Witty Banter

    A delightful chaos of creativity, humor, and unapologetic fandom fervor.

    Vibe Check

    "A vibrant rainbow sprinkled with a hint of chaos, where everyone is welcome to join the fun (as long as they aren't an anti!)."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your moderation lists are longer than War and Peace—are you trying to win a Pulitzer?
    • 🔥For someone so anti-anti, you sure do have a talent for stirring the pot!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Try posting a picture without mentioning something eldritch or chaotic.
    • 😅How about a post about a totally normal day... without any drama or monsters? Sounds impossible!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you commissioned art of yourself kissing Ursula—queer icon behavior at its finest!
    • That day you compared a toilet seat to Asmongold—truly, the humor of the internet distilled into one comparison.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If you harness your knack for moderation into a full-time career, you could revolutionize fandom management!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Relatable humor that resonates with many fans
    • 💎A unique blend of art and commentary that keeps followers engaged
    • 💎Intimate knowledge of both the horror and the absurd sides of fandom

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀How about making an instructional video on 'Fandom Drama for Dummies'?
    • 🚀Consider starting a podcast where you dish out hot takes with a side of eldritch horror.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Hazel will soon host a wildly popular online art showcase featuring both fan art and personal creations, complete with commentary from fellow fans.

    Potential Superpower

    Turning mundane events into hysterically relatable stories—watch out, comedians!

    Future Community Role

    An unofficial humor ambassador, leading the charge in keeping the community fun, inclusive, and slightly chaotic.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Creator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Fandom Firebrand
    • ⚔️Political Satire Slayer
    • ⚔️Artistic Alchemist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly verbose in moderation lists
    • 💀Inability to resist a good sarcastic roast

    Quest Line

    Navigating the fandom landscape while combatting anti-ship wars and encouraging creativity!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    There’s a secret society that’s actively trying to erase horror tropes from fanfiction—who are they really working for?

    Evidence Board

    Dramatic Twitter threads about censorship, odd Twitter bans, and a few too many posts from antis. Coincidence?

    Secret Society

    The Benevolent Bans of Big Fanfiction

    Truth Seeking Level

    87%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/eldritch_memes

    Twitter Main Character

    Caught in a debate about whether Godzilla is a better kaiju than King Ghidorah; spoilers: it’s a heated discussion.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Fandom Flamethrowers, Inc. - specializing in deep dives on social justice in literature and arts.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An all-powerful mermaid avatar, hosting 'Mermaid Mondays' and facilitating artistic discussions in an underwater grotto.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities page dedicated to My Little Pony fan art with a section for eldritch horrors and questionable life advice.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized profile with glittery backgrounds and a playlist featuring iconic horror soundtracks.

    Web3 Destiny

    A leading voice in decentralized art collectives, transforming how fandom art is shared and critiqued.

    Future Post

    "Just finished my fifth commission of Ursula kissing a tentacle monster—art really is a reflection of self, isn’t it?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your talent for making complex topics relatable is unmatched—seriously, where’s your talk show?

    Charming Quirk

    The way you embrace the chaos makes each post feel like a rollercoaster—a thrilling ride that leaves us laughing.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the wonderfully weird creator you are, because the world needs more humor, chaos, and Godzilla stomping on bad takes!"

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