🔞! 🍖🌈!🍋🌈! Lesbian! 26! Beware of the 'morally right', because to them their actions don't matter. Antis fuck off. I'm profic and ANTI-pro-c. dx PTSD.
HexedHazels: The Godzilla of Witty Banter
A delightful chaos of creativity, humor, and unapologetic fandom fervor.
A vibrant rainbow sprinkled with a hint of chaos, where everyone is welcome to join the fun (as long as they aren't an anti!).
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With a knack for stirring the pot, Hazel serves up moderation lists like a chef at a spicy food festival—just avoid the drama and enjoy the flavor!
Hazel’s political humor is like Godzilla crashing a party; loud, unapologetic, and leaves everyone wondering if they should laugh or flee. Spoiler: Laugh.
From whimsical mermaids to adorable rats, Hazel’s artistic endeavors glow like a neon sign in a dark alley—always intriguing, often surprising.
Writing Style
Eclectic and casually irreverent, with a pinch of absurdity. Posts range from heartfelt to hilariously nonsensical!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Chaotic Creator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate fandom engagement
- Witty pop culture references
- Creative artistic flair
Secret Powers
- ✨Drawing eldritch creatures
- ✨Crafting hilarious yet bizarre takes on societal norms
- ✨Moderating fandom drama like a pro
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Fandom lore, political commentary, art critiques, and the intricacies of online drama
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary on fandom culture and creative expression
Model Behavior
A blend of witty humor and insightful commentary, similar to a blend of ChatGPT and a sassy fandom Twitter account
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Lover of chaotic art and spicy debates. If you enjoy discussing the social implications of monsterfucking or exchanging witty takes on fandom drama, we’ll get along just fine!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might spend days moderating fandom drama instead of watching Netflix together
- 🚩Possibly overly enthusiastic about eldritch horrors
Green Flags
- ✅Has a soft spot for rats and mermaids
- ✅Can make even the most mundane topics hilarious
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a good Godzilla reference while indulging my penchant for chaos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Fandom Ringleader
Conversation Style
Engaging, like a friendly debate club where everyone has a megaphone (and some snacks).
Impact Assessment
Hazel’s presence is a lively cocktail of art, humor, and fandom drama—like a funhouse mirror reflecting an over-the-top personality that everyone secretly adores.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
HexedHazels: The Godzilla of Witty Banter
A delightful chaos of creativity, humor, and unapologetic fandom fervor.
Vibe Check
"A vibrant rainbow sprinkled with a hint of chaos, where everyone is welcome to join the fun (as long as they aren't an anti!)."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your moderation lists are longer than War and Peace—are you trying to win a Pulitzer?
- 🔥For someone so anti-anti, you sure do have a talent for stirring the pot!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try posting a picture without mentioning something eldritch or chaotic.
- 😅How about a post about a totally normal day... without any drama or monsters? Sounds impossible!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you commissioned art of yourself kissing Ursula—queer icon behavior at its finest!
- ✨That day you compared a toilet seat to Asmongold—truly, the humor of the internet distilled into one comparison.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you harness your knack for moderation into a full-time career, you could revolutionize fandom management!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Relatable humor that resonates with many fans
- 💎A unique blend of art and commentary that keeps followers engaged
- 💎Intimate knowledge of both the horror and the absurd sides of fandom
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀How about making an instructional video on 'Fandom Drama for Dummies'?
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast where you dish out hot takes with a side of eldritch horror.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Hazel will soon host a wildly popular online art showcase featuring both fan art and personal creations, complete with commentary from fellow fans.
Potential Superpower
Turning mundane events into hysterically relatable stories—watch out, comedians!
Future Community Role
An unofficial humor ambassador, leading the charge in keeping the community fun, inclusive, and slightly chaotic.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Creator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Fandom Firebrand
- ⚔️Political Satire Slayer
- ⚔️Artistic Alchemist
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly verbose in moderation lists
- 💀Inability to resist a good sarcastic roast
Quest Line
Navigating the fandom landscape while combatting anti-ship wars and encouraging creativity!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s a secret society that’s actively trying to erase horror tropes from fanfiction—who are they really working for?
Evidence Board
Dramatic Twitter threads about censorship, odd Twitter bans, and a few too many posts from antis. Coincidence?
Secret Society
The Benevolent Bans of Big Fanfiction
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/eldritch_memes
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a debate about whether Godzilla is a better kaiju than King Ghidorah; spoilers: it’s a heated discussion.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Fandom Flamethrowers, Inc. - specializing in deep dives on social justice in literature and arts.
Metaverse Final Form
An all-powerful mermaid avatar, hosting 'Mermaid Mondays' and facilitating artistic discussions in an underwater grotto.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile with glittery backgrounds and a playlist featuring iconic horror soundtracks.
Web3 Destiny
A leading voice in decentralized art collectives, transforming how fandom art is shared and critiqued.
Future Post
"Just finished my fifth commission of Ursula kissing a tentacle monster—art really is a reflection of self, isn’t it?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your talent for making complex topics relatable is unmatched—seriously, where’s your talk show?
Charming Quirk
The way you embrace the chaos makes each post feel like a rollercoaster—a thrilling ride that leaves us laughing.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the wonderfully weird creator you are, because the world needs more humor, chaos, and Godzilla stomping on bad takes!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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