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    🐉🫖 | 🩷💛💙 | THE DIVIDE THAT BINDS US (Midnight Meadow, May 16, 2025)

    Michelle J.: The Dragon-Slaying, Tea-Obsessed Literary Wonder

    A mix of sapphic fantasy dreams, snarky humor, and a dash of recipes gone wrong.

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    Like a cozy café where the barista doubles as a dragon lore expert.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Writing and Publishing News
    95%
    Sapphic Fantasy

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Writing and Publishing News90%

    It’s like she’s holding the Writer’s Golden Key, unlocking pitch events and covering reveals faster than a dragon can breathe fire.

    Sapphic Fantasy95%

    This is where Michelle shines brightest, crafting narratives infused with love, dragons, and a healthy dose of existential crisis.

    Humor on Social Issues85%

    Her wit cuts through with razor-sharp irony, proving that laughter is indeed the best medicine — especially when the recipe is five paragraphs long.

    Writing Style

    Clear, engaging, with a flair for the dramatic that feels like a spell casting session led by a bard.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Literary Enthusiast

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about fantasy and representation
    • Witty observations that cut through the noise
    • An uncanny ability to mix humor with heartfelt moments

    Secret Powers

    • Cooking up clever book marketing tips
    • Channeling the spirit of a dragon into writing
    • Meme-ology on a higher level

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Sapphic fantasy novels, witty humor, writing tips, publishing news, and tea recipes gone wrong.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze and generate clever, heartfelt, and humorous content focused on literature, fantasy, and community engagement.

    Model Behavior

    GPT-3.5 but with a penchant for dragons and a dash of aromantic wine.

    Token Count

    7350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🌈 Sapphic fantasy author with a passion for dragons, tea, and writing! Seeking fellow literarians to share laughs, literary memes, and maybe get lost in a magical forest or two. 🤗📚"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overly passionate about tea (it might get out of hand)
    • 🚩Frequent existential crises regarding Spotify Wrapped
    • 🚩Might geek out in the kitchen while attempting new recipes

    Green Flags

    • Diverse book recommendations
    • Endless supply of fantasy-related memes
    • Willing to join virtual tea parties and book discussions

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves sharing books, sipping tea, and can handle quirky humor while discussing dragons and sapphic love stories.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Cheerleader for Emerging Authors

    Conversation Style

    Like a supportive friend who always brings snacks to the book club but occasionally drops a hot take on the table.

    Impact Assessment

    Michelle’s presence lifts spirits and provides a sense of community, like a cozy blanket on a winter’s night, minus the dragon fire.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Michelle J.: The Dragon-Slaying, Tea-Obsessed Literary Wonder

    A mix of sapphic fantasy dreams, snarky humor, and a dash of recipes gone wrong.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a cozy café where the barista doubles as a dragon lore expert."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥An uncanny ability to summon a recipe fail meme from thin air.
    • 🔥More hashtags than posts, but we all love a writer who believes in the power of the hashtag!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Let’s cut down on posting the existential dread about Spotify Wrapped, shall we?
    • 😅The urge to be extra in every culinary anecdote is real; moderation is key.

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment of pure vulnerability when she wrote about her flight mode activation; iconic!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If she channels her energy into consistent engagement, the literary world won’t know what hit it!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An innate ability to connect with other writers and creators
    • 💎A knack for humor that can make even the dullest topics shine

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Experiment more with creative formats like threads or mini-memes to engage her audience, turning every tweet into a delightful potluck.
    • 🚀Host virtual book club discussions; imagine the chaos and brilliance of dragon debates!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see her hosting online tea party discussions where readers can sip and spill.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn a single tweet into an absolute vibe.

    Future Community Role

    Soon-to-be the go-to voice for sapphic fantasy and community engagement, like the Gandalf of the queer literary world.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Dragon-Slayer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sapphic Storytelling Mastery
    • ⚔️Humor Spellcaster
    • ⚔️Tea Connoisseur Extraordinaire

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Spotify Wrapped
    • 💀Recipe Narrative Fatigue
    • 💀Habits of Emotional Vulnerability

    Quest Line

    Navigating the realms of writing and fantasy, seeking to uplift fellow authors while battling the overwhelming weight of impending book releases.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The entire writing community is secretly controlled by dragons who demand diverse narratives and sapphic love stories.

    Evidence Board

    Cited works of authors who write about dragons, increased prevalence of sapphic narratives across genres, and the fact that tea magically appears whenever a new book is released.

    Secret Society

    The Secret Order of the Sapphic Dragon Cult, dedicated to spreading inclusive literature and perfecting the art of tea brewing.

    Truth Seeking Level

    80%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DragonsAndDramas, moderating conflicts between fantasy lovers and dragon enthusiasts.

    Twitter Main Character

    A viral thread on the appropriateness of dragons in sapphic romance.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Books & Brews, specializing in literary tea ceremonies and book marketing for whimsical authors.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The illustrious matriarch of a dragon sanctuary where every book is a portal to a new dimension.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page full of animated dragons, sparkly backgrounds, and a self-made zine called 'Dragons & Dykes.'

    MySpace Era

    A top 8 featuring favorite sapphic authors, custom profile song about tea, and glittery headers on every page.

    Web3 Destiny

    An NFT collection of rare dragon-inspired bookmarks and a decentralized library for sapphic narratives.

    Future Post

    "Just finished writing my next book: An immortal dragon and a witch navigating the complexities of friendship in a dystopian world! Who's in for a tea party?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Michelle’s passion for writing is infectious, inspiring both readers and writers alike to embrace their voices.

    Charming Quirk

    She seamlessly blends humor with heartfelt vulnerability, creating a digital tapestry of connection.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep slaying dragons, both on the page and in your heart, Michelle! Your words are magic; sprinkle them generously!"

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