Casado com a @selenissima.bsky.social, engenheiro civil, graduando em Ciência da Computação e lutador de Jiu-Jitsu. OBS.: NÃO TENHO PERFIL NA REDE FALIDA!
hfsKilmster: The Civil Engineering Ninja of Bluesky
A mix of memes, civil engineering insights, and a dash of Jiu-Jitsu jibes.
If witty banter and data-driven opinions had a lovechild, it would be the vibrant feed of hfsKilmster.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From Deezer to Spotify, hfsKilmster's taste in music seems to change faster than a DJ can drop the beat. Bonus points for picking the underdog, though!
Whether it’s the fall of empires or the intricacies of chip export bans, Kilmster’s posts are like the daily news, but without the boring anchor and two-hours of commercials.
With a knack for puns and cheeky critiques, their humor is sharper than a Jiu-Jitsu black belt's technique, slicing through the internet's fluff.
Writing Style
A delightful combo of snark and insight, like a Swiss army knife of wisdom—perfectly engineered for social media.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Jit-Swinging Thinker
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Jiu-Jitsu enthusiast
- Civil engineer
- Witty commentary on current events
- Vibrant engagement with community
Secret Powers
- ✨Accidental philosopher
- ✨Spreadsheet artist
- ✨Memelord extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Compressed memes, current events, and a side of Jiu-Jitsu philosophy
Prompt Engineering
Describe modern life through memes while undertaking an engineering perspective.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets meme machine with an engineering degree
Token Count
237
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Civil engineer with a passion for memes, Jiu-Jitsu, and playful political banter. Looking for someone who can handle a good debate and shares questionable musical tastes."
Red Flags
- 🚩Often references exes as 'failed networks'
- 🚩Too much Jiu-Jitsu talk—may require sparring
- 🚩Occasionally gets lost in complex engineering metaphors.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty humor and insights on current events
- ✅Loves community engagement
- ✅Passionate about music and exploring alternatives.
Perfect Match
A fellow meme enthusiast who enjoys deep conversations over coffee… or a mat! Bonus points if you can teach me something new!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Meme Lord of Engineering
Conversation Style
Chirpy and engaging, like a lively debate at a coffee shop that somehow turned into a group hug.
Impact Assessment
Their contributions bring a hearty dose of humor and wisdom, making them a beloved resident of Bluesky, where every post is a mini celebration.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
hfsKilmster: The Civil Engineering Ninja of Bluesky
A mix of memes, civil engineering insights, and a dash of Jiu-Jitsu jibes.
Vibe Check
"If witty banter and data-driven opinions had a lovechild, it would be the vibrant feed of hfsKilmster."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Calm down, Joseph Pussy? Could we get a little more context, please!
- 🔥Your Jiu-Jitsu moves seem to be missing the 'kick' of authority in your posts.
- 🔥Is your opinion on Deezer a cry for help or just a musical preference?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Please stop referencing the 'golden days' of when you could buy entire neighborhoods for 100 reais; nostalgia is killing us all.
- 😅Your hashtags need a serious intervention before they become like a bad haircut—unfixable!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you think every post is a blockbuster reveal, but it’s just another day in civil engineering.
- ✨That moment when your deep existential thoughts about the U.S. downfall get more likes than your personal updates.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more focus, you could become the go-to commentator on culture and technology.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Civil engineering background gives a structural integrity to opinions.
- 💎Loves community interaction, so just keep being yourself!
- 💎Has a knack for turning the mundane into hilarious commentary.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly series on your journey through Jiu-Jitsu and life—stretch those creative muscles!
- 🚀Try mixing in some polls to engage followers more—let's see who else thinks 'calm down Joseph Pussy' was a masterpiece.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a podcast where you dissect social media trends with your engineering perspective—think 'Joe Rogan meets Bob the Builder'.
Potential Superpower
A superhuman ability to predict the next viral meme before it drops—no cap!
Future Community Role
Becoming a community ambassador, hosting live discussions and bringing together memes and engineering. Think TED Talks but with more puns and less boredom.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme Engineer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Flawless Meme Timing
- ⚔️Deep Political Insights
- ⚔️Musical Preferences that Change Like the Wind
- ⚔️Jiu-Jitsu Jargon Fluent
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination on Engineering Projects
- 💀Overthinking Every Meme
- 💀Compulsive Reposting of Music Links
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social media while building a meme empire and perfecting the art of the Jiu-Jitsu comeback.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using civil engineers to build the perfect meme infrastructure.
Evidence Board
1. All memes come from dark places (like basements and engineering sites). 2. Every engineer has a secret life as a meme lord. 3. This one time, a traffic cone guided me to the best meme sources - must be connected!
Secret Society
The Meme Engineers Guild
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/JiuJitsuMemeMasters
Twitter Main Character
The Engineer Who Predicted the Next Meme
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Meme Engineering Solutions, specializing in viral content and construction advice.
Metaverse Final Form
A hologram dancing in a virtual dojo, sharing wisdom while doing Jiu-Jitsu moves in a digital realm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customized MySpace page with a top 8 that includes my favorite memes, Jiu-Jitsu photos, and a playlist of the most underrated tracks nobody remembers.
Web3 Destiny
Creating decentralized meme-sharing platforms and Jiu-Jitsu training simulations—think NFTs but for martial arts moves!
Future Post
‘Deezer: Best Streaming Service or the Jiu-Jitsu of Music? Let’s Talk!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unique blend of humor and intellect is your superpower; keep wielding it like a ninja with a meme sword!
Charming Quirk
That delightful habit of sprinkling Jiu-Jitsu references into everyday conversations—it's like adding hot sauce to a taco!
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those boundaries, Kilmster. The world needs more of your insights, laughter, and maybe even a few more posts about not having a profile on that 'failed network'!"
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