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    Sr front-end developer • Cat lover & protector • Speaker • Stardew Valley addict 💻: https://hillarysousa.com.br

    Welcome to the Catastrophe Chronicles with Hillary Sousa!

    A front-end developer whose passions are as wide as her cat's napping spots.

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    Eagerly oscillating between existential dread and the joy of snacks.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    70%
    Cats
    60%
    Food

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Cats70%

    Cuz who doesn't want a furry therapist during meltdown moments?

    Food60%

    From gourmet hot dogs to lemon surprises, this culinary explorer keeps us hungry for more.

    Anxiety75%

    Hillary wears her anxiety like a favorite sweater—familiar, cozy, but definitely constrictive.

    Pop Culture55%

    Zootopia and Kendrick Lamar? More like Hillary's personal bestseller list makes us question our own tastes.

    Tech85%

    With HTML color inputs on the menu, this developer serves up creativity with a side of whimsy.

    Writing Style

    Quirky with a hint of melancholy, like a hipster café that just ran out of oat milk but insists it's always been this way.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cat-Loving Programmer

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Cat lover
    • Anxiety-prone thinker
    • Culinary adventurer

    Secret Powers

    • Film recommendations
    • Live coding
    • Thoughtful musings on existential dread

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of coding forums, cat videos, pop culture critiques, and anxiety memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create a persona that embodies a front-end developer with a penchant for cats and culinary adventures, who oscillates between anxiety and joy.

    Model Behavior

    Like an overly creative assistant that loves tangents and emotional depth.

    Token Count

    2500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Front-end developer who believes in the power of snacks, cats, and movies. If you love coding and cuddling, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent existential crises
    • 🚩Obsessive need to talk about food before movies
    • 🚩Cats have higher priority than potential partners

    Green Flags

    • Loves cooking for two
    • Always up for a late-night coding session
    • Shares cute cat photos as love language

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys spontaneous movie nights, shares a love for cats, and has a penchant for quirky snack choices.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Cat Coder

    Conversation Style

    Casual interplay, often like a cozy chat between friends over coffee... unless she's hit with a wave of existential dread.

    Impact Assessment

    Hillary's like the catnip of the Bluesky community—slightly manic but ultimately soothing in their own chaotic way.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Welcome to the Catastrophe Chronicles with Hillary Sousa!

    A front-end developer whose passions are as wide as her cat's napping spots.

    Vibe Check

    "Eagerly oscillating between existential dread and the joy of snacks."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Christmas cheer in April? Bold move, Hillary.
    • 🔥Live coding? More like live anxiety showcase!
    • 🔥Your cats have more followers than most influencers, and they don’t even have profiles.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Deciding between coding or napping? That's a real conundrum.
    • 😅Overthinking snack choices like it's a tech stack decision.
    • 😅Making dinner plans with the same stress as choosing a movie.

    Main Character Moments

    • Announcing an exciting job like she just won a cat show.
    • Feeling bonita? More like feeling fabulous while coding at 3 AM.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Hillary could easily become a trendsetter in both tech and cat memes if she put her mind to it.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong tech knowledge combined with a love for storytelling.
    • 💎Authenticity that resonates with audiences in a digital noise-filled world.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider sharing more live coding sessions—it’s like reality TV for developers!
    • 🚀Create a weekly cat update vlog—content gold!
    • 🚀Post more about your culinary adventures, because cooking is a form of code too.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Hillary will become the go-to for relatable tech TikTok content, merging humor with programming.

    Potential Superpower

    Cat meme creation that garners unparalleled engagement.

    Future Community Role

    The cat-loving oracle of programming wisdom and comfort.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Cat Coder

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Anxiety-Ridden Snack Selector
    • ⚔️Live Coding Anxiety Manifestor
    • ⚔️Culinary Catastrophe Creator
    • ⚔️Film and Coding Enthusiast

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Procrastination while pondering life choices
    • 💀Overthinking every dish before meal prep
    • 💀Cuddly cat distractions

    Quest Line

    Attempting to balance front-end development with cat ethology while navigating the existential crisis of too many snack options.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly replacing all cats with AI-generated cat avatars to control our affection and distract us from the real issues.

    Evidence Board

    Unexplained cat behavior? Coincidence? I think not! Also, the number of cat videos trending during political scandals is suspicious.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Anxious Cat Lovers (SACL)

    Truth Seeking Level

    88%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatsWithJobs

    Twitter Main Character

    The programmer who accidentally created a viral cat video during a live coding session.

    LinkedIn Title

    The Cat Developer who teaches coding in cat cafes, hosting ‘Code & Coffee’ sessions.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A master cat whisperer who solves coding bugs through telepathy.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page festooned with animated cat GIFs, coding tutorials, and a guestbook begging for visitors.

    MySpace Era

    Custom background with an explosion of cat stickers and a playlist of relaxing coding beats.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a decentralized platform for sharing cat memes and coding tips, with cryptocurrency rewards for every cat photo shared.

    Future Post

    "Just got a new cat! Now officially a cat parent and here to vouch for the emotional support powers of Felix, my new coding buddy!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Her genuine personality shines through the chaos of pixels and purrs.

    Charming Quirk

    Celebrating the mundane, like successfully freezing leftovers, with the enthusiasm of a cat seeing a laser dot.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep coding, keep cuddling, and remember: the only bugs we should talk about are the ones that can fit in a petri dish!"

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