HM

@hindumonkey.bsky.social

Followers

3,860

Posts

567

Following

554

Packs

Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

FPL Shithousery, Team of the Weak, Movies, Cats & Satire. Don't let this bastard game grind you down. One Love.

HM: The Shithousery Sultan of Bluesky

Combining FPL despair with clowder love, HM’s tweets are a rollercoaster ride of wit and wisdom.

Picture a cat meme that brings you joy then also existential dread—welcome to HM’s timeline.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Football/Soccer

80%

Social Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football/Soccer90%

HM tackles the ups and downs of FPL like a cat batting a ball of yarn: sometimes with grace, sometimes with frustration. And when it’s tough, they throw in some existential dread for good measure!

Social Issues80%

The posts about homophobia and social justice show HM is not just a keyboard warrior; they wield their words like a lance in a duel—sharp, pointed, and right on target!

Cats75%

Cats pop up as mascots of resilience, reflecting HM’s own struggle through the FPL chaos. Who knew feline solidarity could be so inspirational?

Writing Style

A blend of irreverent humor and candid honesty, HM’s tweets read like a comedy script mixed with an emotional rollercoaster. It’s part stand-up, part therapy session, leaving us both laughing and pensive.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Resilient Satirist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty satire
Passionate football fanaticism
Flair for social justice

Secret Powers

✨Unraveling FPL mysteries
✨Making cats relatable
✨Navigating sensitive topics with humor

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Football statistics, cat memes, social justice articles, and random existential musings.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful commentary with a sharp wit and a lighthearted touch on FPL and social issues.

Model Behavior

Chaotic and humorous, embodying a sports enthusiast with a flair for the dramatic.

Token Count

750

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate about FPL, cats, and witty banter. Looking for someone to laugh with while we navigate the chaos of life (and football). If you can get my FPL team above 2 million, let's talk!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential crises during FPL seasons.
🚩May rant about footballers' decisions for hours.
🚩Often confused about how to bench players.

Green Flags

✅Can turn FPL losses into comedy gold.
✅Believes in social causes and is not afraid to speak up.
✅Masters of cat cuddles and comfort food.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys sarcastic humor, loves football, and recognizes the emotional rollercoaster that is FPL.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The FPL Comedian-in-Residence

Conversation Style

Equal parts banter and heartfelt rants, HM ignites conversations with the fire of a thousand football rivalries—lively and never dull!

Impact Assessment

HM’s presence is like that unexpected plot twist in a rom-com: you’re not sure how it happened, but you’re thrilled it did.

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Your profile in a flash

HM: The Shithousery Sultan of Bluesky

Combining FPL despair with clowder love, HM’s tweets are a rollercoaster ride of wit and wisdom.

Vibe Check

"Picture a cat meme that brings you joy then also existential dread—welcome to HM’s timeline."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥More FPL pity posts than a cat meme account—a true talent!
🔥If sarcasm were a currency, HM could fund a small country.
🔥Watching HM’s FPL choices is like seeing a cat chase a laser: chaotic but oddly mesmerizing.

Quirky Challenges

😅An uncanny ability to turn FPL despair into viral tweets—maybe a therapist is in order?
😅They might want to stop giving footballers unsolicited advice; it’s a slippery slope from memes to madness!

Main Character Moments

✨Profoundly voicing frustrations while simultaneously maintaining a sense of humor—flawless!
✨When they say, 'I’m a loser', you realize it’s an endearing power move.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

HM could turn their love for FPL into a podcasting empire; who wouldn’t tune in for more of that shithousery?

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and social commentary
💎Ability to rally a community with shared interests

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider expanding to video content; your rants deserve an audience face!
🚀Coffee talks with community members could unleash new perspectives—and laughs!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

HM will evolve into the go-to voice for FPL shithousery—mark my words!

Potential Superpower

Master of mixing sports analytics with comedy—watch out ESPN, HM's coming for ya!

Future Community Role

Future leader in community discussions, hosting 'FPL Support Group' sessions on Bluesky.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic FPL Shithouser

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Satire
⚔️Football Foresight
⚔️Cat Whispering

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Captains
💀In-game Emotional Breakdown
💀Fear of Losing Followers

Quest Line

Navigating the turbulent seas of FPL while advocating for social justice and feline rights.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

FPL is secretly run by cats as a simulation to prepare humans for their eventual domination.

Evidence Board

Players picking bizarre line-ups, unexplained injuries, and uncanny feline behavior; have they seen how cats react when you give them a laser pointer?

Secret Society

The Society of Shithousery—where FPL obsessives gather to plot revenge on the football gods.

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FPL_Chaos_Theory

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally becomes the face of the #CatsInFootball movement, advocating for feline mascots in every league.

LinkedIn Title

FPL Analyst turned Social Justice Advocate & Cat Enthusiast—disrupting the sports world one post at a time!

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic football manager with a cat companion, navigating a digital FPL league with unabashed humor.

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💎
Premium Design
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Angsty FPL fan page with a collection of cat memes and rants about players' poor performances—complete with GeoCities ambiance.

MySpace Era

A chaotic MySpace page adorned with poorly cropped cat images and extensive playlists dedicated to realizing FPL dreams and heartbreaks.

Web3 Destiny

Launches 'CatCoin,' a cryptocurrency that rewards smart FPL decisions and donations to animal shelters.

Future Post

"Just traded my entire team for a cat. Yes, the cat has better stats. FPL gods, please send help!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

HM’s wit is razor-sharp, and their ability to blend humor with social issues is nothing short of remarkable.

Charming Quirk

The joy of cat references amidst football rants—an unbeatable combo!

Final Encouragement

"Keep serving those spicy hot takes, because who knew losing followers could feel this much like winning?"

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85.3%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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