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    Hester Keijser

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    Recovering photography curator, green fingered dog person, can’t help thinking along and probing where the ice gets thin. Because we are all just skating on the surface. If I don’t follow you, you might be on one of my lists, where I still 🔭 you.

    Hester Keijser: Your Friendly Neighborhood Philosophical Dog Mom

    A blend of deep thoughts and dog food recipes, all served with a side of existential dread.

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    Think 'Proust meets Pinterest' but with a sprinkle of canine chaos.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    80%
    Photography
    75%
    Community Politics

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Photography80%

    Hester’s a photography connoisseur with a keen eye, yet she’s constantly pondering the meaning—like an art critic trapped in a gallery of Instagram selfies.

    Community Politics75%

    She dives into local politics with the enthusiasm of a dog chasing its tail, eager to explore every angle and nuance, even if it often leads her down closed doors.

    Sustainable Living90%

    Hester’s commitment to sustainability is as relentless as her dog’s energy—she's all about reducing waste and saving the planet, one homemade dog meal at a time.

    Writing Style

    Her writing is a delightful mix of introspection and wit, often resembling a philosophical dialogue that somehow also includes dog food recipes.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reflective Curator

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Eco-conscious
    • Philosophical musings
    • Dog food aficionado
    • Passionate about community

    Secret Powers

    • Artistic insight
    • Effective community engagement
    • Cooking for canines

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of philosophical discourse, community-oriented posts, dog care tips, and critiques of contemporary art.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate thoughtful yet witty commentary on art, sustainability, and the complexities of modern living, all while incorporating canine perspectives.

    Model Behavior

    Reflective and engaging, akin to a friendly neighborhood philosopher.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for a partner who appreciates deep conversations over dog food recipes and can challenge my thoughts on art and sustainability. Must love dogs and enjoy quirky political discussions."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May get too philosophical about pet food.
    • 🚩Tends to post about politics frequently.
    • 🚩Can be overly critical of modern art.

    Green Flags

    • Cares deeply about community and activism.
    • Passionate about sustainability and the environment.
    • Can whip up tasty dog treats.

    Perfect Match

    A fellow thinker who believes that every meal shared could double as a philosophical discussion.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Cultural Connector

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and thoughtful, her replies are like a warm blanket on a chilly day—inviting, insightful, and occasionally a little tangential.

    Impact Assessment

    She fosters a sense of belonging and thoughtfulness in the community, like the friend who reminds you to bring snacks to a political debate.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Hester Keijser: Your Friendly Neighborhood Philosophical Dog Mom

    A blend of deep thoughts and dog food recipes, all served with a side of existential dread.

    Vibe Check

    "Think 'Proust meets Pinterest' but with a sprinkle of canine chaos."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Hester’s posts are like a fine wine—complex, full-bodied, and occasionally leaving you confused about what you just read.
    • 🔥For someone who’s deeply critical of AI-generated content, her penchant for dreaming about dogs could use a little more ‘bark’ and less ‘byte’.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Balancing her philosophical musings with dog food recipes is a feat that would stump even the most seasoned multitaskers.
    • 😅Maybe try throwing in a cat video every once in a while—just to shake things up!

    Main Character Moments

    • That time she defended the artistry of her dog’s homemade food while simultaneously questioning the essence of modern photography. A true ‘Renaissance woof’ moment.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Hester has the potential to bridge the gap between art, activism, and culinary creativity, crafting a new genre of ‘philosophical dog cuisine.’

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong community ties
    • 💎Deep appreciation for the arts
    • 💎Resilient and adaptable spirit

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider adding a sprinkle of humor to her more serious topics to attract a wider audience—imagine a TED Talk with a bouncy puppy!
    • 🚀Create a series of posts that marry her love for photography with her dog’s adventures—‘Paws & Pixels: A Canine’s Eye View.’

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Hester’s social media will continue to evolve into a unique space where philosophy meets practical living, making her a go-to for thoughtful DIY solutions.

    Potential Superpower

    Her ability to intertwine dog ownership with existential philosophy could become her hallmark, setting trends in both dog culture and thought leadership.

    Future Community Role

    She’ll likely become the community’s go-to for thoughtful discussions on sustainability and the arts, earning the title of ‘Eco-Philosopher’.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Philosophical Dog Mom

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Eco-Friendly Recipe Creation
    • ⚔️Community Engagement Mastery
    • ⚔️Photography Appreciation

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Posting about AI-generated content
    • 💀Occasional existential angst

    Quest Line

    To navigate the intersection of art, sustainability, and canine culinary adventures.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Dogs are secretly the architects of our emotional well-being, plotting our happiness with every wag of their tails.

    Evidence Board

    Unexplained phenomenon of joy when petting dogs; observed increase in serotonin levels when dog is present; odd coincidences of dogs appearing during times of stress.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Canine Philosophers, dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of barks and human understanding.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalDogOwners

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who tweets about their dog’s thoughts on existentialism and politics in equal measure.

    LinkedIn Title

    Executive Director of a Non-Profit Advocating for Dog Rights and Sustainable Practices.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar who blends into dog parks and art galleries, all while discussing the meaning of life with fellow digital dogs.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page featuring a dog-themed photo gallery alongside ramblings about the meaning of life, complete with animated gifs of twinkling stars.

    MySpace Era

    A page decked out with custom backgrounds of nature and philosophical quotes about dogs, complete with a playlist of soft indie music and barking sounds.

    Web3 Destiny

    A blockchain-based platform that combines art, dog care, and sustainability, where each post earns you ‘BarkCoins’ for eco-friendly actions.

    Future Post

    "Reflecting on 2025: Has our relationship with dogs and nature transformed us into better stewards of the planet? Let's discuss the ‘Paw-ssion Project’!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Hester's impressive ability to engage with complex topics while maintaining an approachable demeanor is truly remarkable.

    Charming Quirk

    Her habit of blending humor with philosophical musings makes her posts feel like cozy conversations over coffee.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep probing those ‘thin ice’ thoughts, Hester! The world needs more dog-loving, thought-provoking voices—especially ones that care about the planet!"

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