Just your Standard bottom looking for an outlet to express myself. Deleted account and remade one NSFW 🔞 ♈️ 29 📍MI
Cuddles, Chaos, and Candid Confessions
Hoesome brings a delightful mix of raunch and reflection to Bluesky.
A cozy nook where flirtation meets the existential crisis of our times.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When life gives you curves, Hoesome gives you angles!
Hoesome is like a warm blanket on a cold night—but with a little more scandal and a lot less modesty.
Who knew raunchiness could be such a catalyst for deep conversations? Like, "Can my butt be on the internet and the topic of climate change at the same time?"
Writing Style
Short, punchy, and with just the right amount of spice—like a text from an ex you still have a crush on.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Flirtatious Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty captions
- NSFW flair
- Surprisingly deep thoughts
Secret Powers
- ✨Candid photography
- ✨Poetic soul
- ✨Master of innuendo
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Cuddle memes, NSFW humor, deep TikTok philosophy, and unsolicited dating advice.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, semi-sensual posts with a sprinkle of existential angst.
Model Behavior
Like a mix of GPT-2’s absurdity and GPT-3’s depth, but with more emojis.
Token Count
1245
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Swipe right if you believe cuddles can save the world! Just a standard bottom with a penchant for deep conversations and the occasional cheeky post. Love a good booty pic and even better cuddles!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May ask to lotion you up on the first date.
- 🚩Will likely quote philosophy mid-kiss.
- 🚩Occasionally a little too obsessed with cuddle positions.
Green Flags
- ✅Excellent cuddler, especially after a workout.
- ✅Knows how to balance raunch with romance.
- ✅Photogenic and willing to share sexy angles.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle NSFW humor and isn’t afraid to engage in deep conversations about the universe... while still being down for a cuddle.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cheeky Community Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Part sage, part seducer; Hoesome knows how to keep it light yet meaningful. Expect both compliments and confessions!
Impact Assessment
A blend of humor, honesty, and a touch of hedonism—Hoesome is the glue holding this eclectic community together.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cuddles, Chaos, and Candid Confessions
Hoesome brings a delightful mix of raunch and reflection to Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"A cozy nook where flirtation meets the existential crisis of our times."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥With that level of engagement, you might just run for mayor of the 'Cuddle and Chaos' district.
- 🔥Every post is essentially a call to action—'Come cuddle, or read me poetry; your choice!'
- 🔥If this profile was a drink, it would be a Mai Tai garnished with a side of existential dread.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to work on diversifying those post topics—ever heard of the 'D' word? Yes, I mean 'dinner'.
- 😅Given the numerous posts about getting better at photos, still waiting on an art exhibition titled 'A Study in Bottoming.'
Main Character Moments
- ✨The sheer audacity of posting a Thanksgiving-themed video—who needs turkey when you have that creativity?
- ✨Self-depreciation meets sensuality: it's a tightrope walk that Hoesome is clearly mastering.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Hoesome could genuinely thrive by exploring other passions—cooking, maybe? The culinary world could use some of that spice!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural charisma
- 💎Ability to blend humor with intimacy
- 💎Engaging storytelling skills
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try weaving in more personal stories behind the pictures—add depth to that bottoming narrative!
- 🚀Explore topical discussions; maybe drop a hot take about the latest blockbuster or social issue!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Hoesome to become the unofficial ambassador of 'Cuddle Culture'—where casual encounters meet heartfelt connections!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even a mundane Monday feel like a prime-time event—'On Mondays, we mono, and we do it fabulously!'
Future Community Role
In a few months, they could be the go-to for relationship advice—or at least a guide on how to keep things spicy!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cuddler
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty one-liners
- ⚔️Expert photo angles
- ⚔️Siren-like seduction sounds
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking cuddle positions
- 💀Inability to resist posting after midnight
- 💀How to actually make a serious point
Quest Line
Searching for the perfect cuddle buddy who also appreciates the nuances of a well-timed meme.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cuddling is a secret governmental experiment to keep the population calm and compliant.
Evidence Board
1. Cuddle culture took off post-2020 lockdowns. 2. Every major plush toy got a glow up. 3. NASA has classified cuddling data as 'critical analysis.'
Secret Society
The Society of Soft Sheets, dedicated to the promotion of plushiness in all aspects of life.
Truth Seeking Level
82.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/Cuddlephilosophy
Twitter Main Character
Became the center of controversy for tweeting about the virtues of spooning being a revolutionary act.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Comfort Officer at CuddleCorp, promoting the importance of emotional support in the workplace.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that looks like a warm blanket, with the power to cuddle users into virtual bliss.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Baby, It's Cold Outside', featuring a background of flickering candles and pet cats in cozy sweaters.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of cuddle art: 'The Warmth of Cuddles'—a collection that includes animated gifs of the movement of sheets and soft pillows.
Future Post
'Just woke up and realized my whole feed is about cuddles and I’m not mad about it. #CuddleCulture #StillBottoming'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
The ability to balance humor and intimacy that brings a unique flavor to Bluesky.
Charming Quirk
The uncanny knack for linking mundane topics with NSFW context—who knew cuddling could lead to such philosophical debates?
Final Encouragement
"Keep the cuddles coming, Hoesome—your platform is heating up, like a cozy blanket fresh out of the dryer!"
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