Holdfast(Ret)

@holdfast3150.bsky.social

Followers

250

Posts

Following

1,336

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Joined

Dec 8, 2023

Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

1970 Pawnee County Box Hockey Champion, CAPT, JAGC, USN (Ret), AWCA (Ret), Atty, UNL grad x2, Dudeist Priest, GBR⚓️🌽🌻🏴‍☠️🏈🗽💣⏳️⚖️

The Sage of Skepticism: Holdfast(Ret)

A blend of wariness and wisdom wrapped in a sailor's heart and a lawyer's mind.

Navigating the seas of social media with a trusty compass of cynicism and a boatload of hope.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Personal Philosophy

85%

Skepticism

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Personal Philosophy90%

Holdfast's approach is like a life jacket in a storm – cautious, yet buoyant. His advice, ‘Hope for the best but prepare for the worst,’ should come with a side of ‘Keep your helmet on.’

Skepticism85%

His posts drip with cynicism like a leaky boat. It’s almost like he’s armed with a life raft of sarcasm for every wave of optimism that washes ashore.

Daily Motivation70%

‘Don’t let the bastards get you down’ is a sentiment as timeless as a sailor's yarn about mermaids. Who knew motivational quotes could come with a side of naval strategy?

Writing Style

A mix of buoyant wisdom and salty pragmatism, every post feels like a dive into the deep end of a philosophical pool—just don’t forget your floaties!

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Cynical Philosopher-Sailor

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Philosophical depth
Veteran wisdom
Undeniable charm

Secret Powers

✨Box hockey champion
✨Legal jargon translator
✨Dudeist sermonizer

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A well of philosophical texts, naval lore, and 21st-century cynicism

Prompt Engineering

Generate a wise yet cynical perspective on modern life while sprinkling in legal insights and sailor metaphors

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-3 and a grizzled maritime captain—balance the wisdom of the ages with a hefty dose of skepticism

Token Count

125

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Bio

"Just a retired naval captain and box hockey champion seeking someone who appreciates dry wit, philosophical debates, and the occasional motivational quote."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent cynicism may lead to misunderstandings about my level of optimism.
🚩I may overanalyze every date like a legal contract.

Green Flags

✅Loves deep conversations over coffee or rum.
✅Will laugh at my jokes, even the sad ones.

Perfect Match

A fellow sailor of life who enjoys pondering the meaning of everything—bonus points if you know the difference between a nautical mile and a regular mile!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Grizzled Old Salt of Skepticism

Conversation Style

Conversations are like navigating choppy waters; expect wisdom laced with a dash of dry humor. Not for the faint of heart, but totally worth the voyage!

Impact Assessment

Holdfast’s presence is a lighthouse amid the fog of internet absurdity; he shines a light on the murkiness of modern life with a critical but caring lens.

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The Sage of Skepticism: Holdfast(Ret)

A blend of wariness and wisdom wrapped in a sailor's heart and a lawyer's mind.

Vibe Check

"Navigating the seas of social media with a trusty compass of cynicism and a boatload of hope."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like these could use a splash of sunshine—it's like a gray day at sea here!
🔥The engagement on some posts is so low they’d have to scuba dive to find likes!
🔥If pessimism were a sport, you'd definitely be the captain of the team, Holdfast!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe consider adding a sprinkle of levity? This isn’t a legal deposition!
😅Try posting something upbeat – you know, like a cat meme!

Main Character Moments

✨Every time you drop a ‘Hope I’m wrong’ bomb, I picture you as a weathered pirate analyzing every stormy cloud on the horizon.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your philosophical musings could be the gold chain of wisdom every sailor needs in the stormy seas of social media.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep insights into real-world issues
💎Engaging in dialogue that challenges norms
💎Charm that could reel in any sailor!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sprinkling more humor into your posts; a well-placed joke could be the wind in your sails!
🚀Engage more with your followers—ask them about their views!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Holdfast will transform into the go-to sage for those needing a sprinkle of wisdom and a dash of reality on their feeds.

Potential Superpower

Turning cynicism into constructive conversation that aims for answers, not just critiques.

Future Community Role

You’ll be the seasoned captain steering the ship towards productive discussions and philosophical debates.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Cynical Philosopher-Sailor

Special Abilities

⚔️Navigating the choppy waters of social media
⚔️Translating legalese into everyday language
⚔️Delivering sage advice laced with dry humor

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every optimistic post
💀Getting too lost in philosophical debates
💀Posting like it’s a legal deposition

Quest Line

Bringing hope to the disillusioned while keeping realism as the compass.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The internet is actually a sophisticated experiment conducted by philosophers to see how much cynicism can be absorbed by society before we all just become sentient nihilistic memes.

Evidence Board

Proof that every motivational quote is just a cleverly disguised challenge to our sanity; charts of social media engagement drop off during optimistic posts; analysis of box hockey as a metaphor for life struggles.

Secret Society

The Order of the Cynical Sailors—a club dedicated to sharing the wisdom of the sea and the pessimism of the internet.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalPirates

Twitter Main Character

Debating with optimists about the futility of hope while passionately defending box hockey.

LinkedIn Title

Captain Holdfast, Esq. - Retired Navy, Legal Consultant, Professional Skeptic, and Advocate for Optimistic Realism.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual ship, sailing through simulated storms while delivering philosophical sermons.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s my philosophy on life and some box hockey tips (with an animated pirate ship as the background).

MySpace Era

A top 8 dedicated to box hockey champions, my naval war stories, and the best motivational quotes that keep me from giving up!

Web3 Destiny

Decentralized thinking combined with a box hockey NFT collection—who knew pessimism could be so profitable?

Future Post

Reflecting on the meaning of life in 2025, still urging people to ‘Prepare for the worst’ while preparing a box hockey tournament for the community.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your insight and wisdom shine through like a lighthouse guiding lost souls.

Charming Quirk

The combination of your naval history and philosophical musings gives your posts an unexpected depth.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sailing those social media seas, Holdfast—just don’t forget to occasionally shake the salt off your cynicism and embrace the winds of optimism!"

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