💥 Science writer, currently locked in a lab with neuroscientists. | Regurgitating ideas @lepavenumerique.com | Former editor-in-chief of @motherboard.bsky.social France | Shower thoughts include rhizomes, giant cranes, and alien palaces.
Marie Simon: The Science of Quirkiness in 280 Characters or Less
Navigating the absurd with neurotic delight, Marie's feed is a labyrinth of thoughts, memes, and toilet humor that boasts a PhD in weird.
A caffeinated blend of science nerd and dark humor, Marie’s Bluesky is like a laboratory where ideas bubble over while cleaning up after the mess.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Marie has a curious habit of blending personal experience and science, leading us to wonder if her ovaries hold the secrets to emotional intelligence. Spoiler: they don't.
From science diagrams that look like shitposts to her obsession with the saxophone inventor, her posts are like that one quirky friend who can turn any situation into a meme-worthy moment.
A master of satire, her insights on operating in a fractured media landscape and a good ol’ sewer visit yield golden nuggets of wisdom (and a tinge of darkness).
Writing Style
A captivating patchwork of French and English witticisms that reads like a dance between academia and casual banter, with occasional sharp turns into the absurd.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Science Sage
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Occasional shower thoughts turned viral
- Blends in-depth science with light-hearted absurdity
- Flair for witty metaphors that span from biology to politics
Secret Powers
- ✨Fluently engaging scientists and memes
- ✨Crafting tweets that feel like a wild ride through a scientific rollercoaster
- ✨Merging existential dread with humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
All of the weirdest memes, science articles, and existential dread tweets
Prompt Engineering
Write like someone who's locked in a lab with humor and a love for absurdity
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets a hipster scientist at a punk rock show
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Science lover looking for someone to explore the absurdities of life with. Must appreciate shower thoughts and be willing to share memes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will have long conversations about sewer history at dinner
- 🚩Occasionally obsessed with X-rays and rhizomes
- 🚩May inadvertently start a religion based on memes
Green Flags
- ✅Fluent in humor and science
- ✅Passionate about deep conversations
- ✅Appreciates the beauty in absurdity
Perfect Match
Someone who loves science and can share a meme or two, preferably while discussing the philosophical implications of giant cranes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Science Meme Curator
Conversation Style
A delightful mashup of inquiry and wit, often posing thought-provoking questions that lead to unexpected revelations (or just more memes).
Impact Assessment
Marie is like the unexpected guest at a dinner party who turns out to be a brilliant conversationalist, making everyone reconsider their life choices while laughing.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Marie Simon: The Science of Quirkiness in 280 Characters or Less
Navigating the absurd with neurotic delight, Marie's feed is a labyrinth of thoughts, memes, and toilet humor that boasts a PhD in weird.
Vibe Check
"A caffeinated blend of science nerd and dark humor, Marie’s Bluesky is like a laboratory where ideas bubble over while cleaning up after the mess."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥We get it, you love the sewer—maybe a little too much, Marie?
- 🔥Your obsession with X-rays sounds more like a plot twist from a horror film than a casual hobby.
- 🔥It's adorable that you think your to-do list is anything but an exercise in managing chaos.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the sewer enthusiasm, lest we all start getting flashbacks to those childhood nightmares?
- 😅You could use a little less existential dread; maybe focus on the joys of living… like, I don’t know, not thinking of your to-do list as a trolley problem?
- 😅Less philosophizing about Oubliettes; more enjoying hydrangeas or something equally mundane.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared you wanted to start a new religion from a meme, I felt that on a spiritual level!
- ✨Your poetic musings on giant cranes should definitely be featured in an art exhibit.
- ✨Those moments when your shower thoughts morph into tweets—truly the essence of 'main character' energy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for humor and intellect, Marie could easily transition from a tweet poet to a full-blown comedic science influencer.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of complex topics that she simplifies for her audience
- 💎Ability to pivot from serious commentary to light-hearted humor in a seamless flow
- 💎Cultivating a unique community of science lovers and meme enthusiasts.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a podcast where you discuss your wildest shower thoughts—listeners would tune in for both the laughs and insights!
- 🚀Write a blog that chronicles your obsession with obscure sciences—think niche reader goldmine!
- 🚀Collaborate with other creators in your niche to create shareable content that blends science with comedy.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Marie to morph into a viral sensation, combining her science expertise with absurd humor on video platforms.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any scientific concept into a meme that even your grandma would share on Facebook.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure in the ever-growing intersection of science and comedy, likely hosting community events that bring laughter and learning together.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Science Meme Sorceress
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Fluent in Shower Thoughts
- ⚔️Master of Rhizomes
- ⚔️Expert Meme Disperser
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to Overthink
- 💀Obsessive Sewer Enthusiast
- 💀May Confuse X-rays with Horror Plots
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of scientific absurdities while bringing joy and existential dread to the masses.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Saxophonists are secretly controlling the world via sound waves and memes
Evidence Board
Strange coincidences involving saxophone players at key historical events
Secret Society
The Order of the Twisted Trombones
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AlternativeSaxophoneTheories
Twitter Main Character
The person who blew the lid off the saxophone conspiracy
LinkedIn Title
Chief Meme Officer of The Awesomest Science Company
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar that roams the digital landscape preaching science and memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Intro music: Smooth Jazz with a splash of techno, profile filled with memes and thoughts on the universe's absurdity
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a digital influencer promoting science memes on the blockchain
Future Post
"You wouldn't believe it—aliens just contacted me via an out-of-tune saxophone!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Marie’s strongest quality is her ability to blend humor with science, making complex thoughts accessible and entertaining.
Charming Quirk
Her shower thoughts are like a backstage pass to the inner workings of a brilliant mind that also enjoys a good meme.
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing the chaos, Marie! Your feed is a vibrant patchwork of thought-provoking absurdity that reminds us all to laugh through the madness."
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