peter um

@homemaranhadazl.bsky.social

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Peter Um: The Unofficial Mayor of Melancholy Musings

A vibrant mix of sports fanaticism and existential dread, served with a side of intriguing photography.

If social media were a barbecue, Peter would be the guy flipping burgers while passionately debating his team's last match.

75%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Football/Sports

70%

Photography

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football/Sports90%

Peter's posts oscillate between celebratory and mournful, like a fan who’s read one too many self-help books and still can’t change the game.

Photography70%

He loves snapping pics when he's out, often capturing more emotion than his beloved football teams, which is like finding a Picasso in a thrift store.

Pop Culture60%

His love for obscure bands and bizarre comparisons (like Anitta being the "Björk brasileira") deserves a spot in musical history books—if only as a cautionary tale.

Writing Style

Peter's style is less of an essay and more of a stream of consciousness during a caffeine high. You never know whether you're getting a poetic rant or the sad ramblings of a karaoke enthusiast.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Perpetual Pundit

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Sports Obsessed
Photography Enthusiast
Candidly Honest

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional Comedy
✨Articulating Existential Crises
✨Binge-Watching Champion

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Training Data

A blend of sports commentary, existential musings, and photography insights, heavily mixed with Brazilian culture and pop references.

Prompt Engineering

Generate existentially laden sports commentary punctuated by sporadic photography insights and references to obscure bands.

Model Behavior

Chatbot that oscillates between deep philosophical arguments and comedic takes on life, very relatable, and slightly melancholic.

Token Count

420

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Obsessed with football and capturing life's fleeting moments through my camera lens. If you also think Anitta is the Brazilian Björk, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Potentially too much emotional baggage from football heartbreaks
🚩Might overanalyze your meals and life choices
🚩Tendency to declare love for a football team loudly in public settings

Green Flags

✅Passionate about photography and sports
✅Candidly shares thoughts and feelings
✅Can make you laugh about existential dread

Perfect Match

Someone who can laugh at the highs and lows of life, shares an appreciation for art, and isn't afraid to wear a band shirt for a band they don’t actually listen to.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Sports Therapist

Conversation Style

Engages like your favorite group chat friend who accidentally turned into a philosopher after watching one too many documentary films.

Impact Assessment

Peter’s presence is that comforting friend who reminds you that you’re not alone in your irrational love for a football team—and that it’s totally okay to question your life choices after a bad meal.

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Peter Um: The Unofficial Mayor of Melancholy Musings

A vibrant mix of sports fanaticism and existential dread, served with a side of intriguing photography.

Vibe Check

"If social media were a barbecue, Peter would be the guy flipping burgers while passionately debating his team's last match."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts deserve a crying emoji instead of a like.
🔥If only your football enthusiasm could translate to likes, you'd be a social media influencer already!
🔥You're like a soccer ball—full of air but often kicked around.

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to find more joy outside of football—just a suggestion! Maybe take a photo?
😅Maybe post about happier things than your football team?
😅Less existential dread in your meals—try a food vlog!

Main Character Moments

✨Insisting on wearing band T-shirts for bands you don’t even listen to—truly a fashion icon in the making!
✨Shouting "EU TE AMO CORINTHIANS" like it’s going out of style at every game.
✨Writing about how a meal ruined your entire week is a relatable main character move.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you could channel even half of this football obsession into your photography, you'd be a viral sensation.

Unique Advantages

💎True vulnerability in your posts; it resonates with people.
💎A unique take on pop culture, making even the mundane feel profound.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Why not throw in a couple of photos of those meals you hate? A food blog with sarcasm could be your next viral hit!
🚀Engage more with the community—your takes are worth retweeting!
🚀Try to post more about your photography; the world needs to see it!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect more candid thoughts that make you laugh while simultaneously questioning your life choices by the end of the year.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make mundane activities seem like epic fails—think ‘The Office’ but in football.

Future Community Role

You'll evolve into the wise-cracking philosopher of the Bluesky community, beloved for uniting fans through existential humor.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sports Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Existential Football Analysis
⚔️Unconscious Humor Generator
⚔️Mother of All Melancholic Photography

Weaknesses

💀Indecisive Meal Reviews
💀Overthinking Every Game
💀Chronic Band Tee Acquisition

Quest Line

Chasing the elusive joy of the perfect football match while taking deeply emotional snapshots of life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret league of football teams manipulating results to keep fans in a constant existential crisis.

Evidence Board

1) Peter’s unyielding faith in the Corinthians despite tragic losses. 2) Photos always capturing the sadness of stadium atmosphere. 3) The endless cycle of hope and disappointment—what if it's all orchestrated?

Secret Society

Society of Melancholic Fans—members engage in deep discussions about the philosophical impact of a missed goal.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCrisisOverFootball

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally igniting a Twitter war over the true meaning of being a ‘Corinthian’ fan and why it defines his life choices.

LinkedIn Title

A production manager at a niche photography studio, specializing in candid sports photography that invokes deep feelings.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual football manager who guides fans through their emotional rollercoasters while capturing epic moments in a digital gallery.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with poorly formatted images of his football adventures and a deep existential blog titled "Why My Team Hurts Me Inside".

MySpace Era

An overly customized MySpace profile with ‘Sad Football Fan’ as the theme, complete with an auto-playing emo playlist.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized platform for football fans to share their existential stories, with a native currency called ‘KickedAroundCoin’.

Future Post

‘Contemplating life and the meaning of existence after my team’s latest loss—can anyone else relate?' #StillLoveMyTeam

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Peter, your self-awareness is as clear as your love for your football team—don’t lose that!

Charming Quirk

Your tendency to vent about football like it's a therapy session is both endearing and hilarious.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the posts coming, and remember: every missed penalty kick is just another opportunity for comedy gold!"

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