What is Bluesky Roast?

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Style

Minimalist to the point of nonexistence, yet somehow still profound in a 'what could have been' way.

Thought Leader Score

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quiet Observer

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Subtle humor
Thoughtful insight
Master of lurking

Secret Powers

✨VGC gameplay strategy
✨Philosophical musings
✨Retweeting memes like a champ

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

All unsent tweets and unposted thoughts, finely tuned to appreciate silence and stealth.

Prompt Engineering

What would happen if someone mastered the art of not posting?

Model Behavior

Acts like a wise elder, only speaking when the moment is right—like a chatbot that takes a vow of silence.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Mediocre VGC player seeking connection in the vast void of Bluesky. I promise I’m a great conversationalist... when I feel like it!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to ghost (literally)
🚩Low engagement levels—like really low!

Green Flags

✅Expert at philosophical discussions while lurking
✅Potential for deep and meaningful conversations about nothing!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the art of silence and loves a good meme.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Mysterious Spectator

Conversation Style

Beneath the surface, engaging with everyone while remaining a digital wallflower.

Impact Assessment

Like a soft wind that rustles the leaves, barely noticed but impossible to ignore.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Jose 🍌🐟: The Enigma of Absence

A ghost in the digital realm, master of the unseen.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a modern-day Banksy, but instead of street art, it's silence."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Champion of the art of posting nothing.
🔥If silence were an Olympic sport, Jose would win gold!

Quirky Challenges

😅Will they ever post?
😅Can they manage to reply to a single tweet before 2025?

Main Character Moments

✨When they made their grand entrance with zero posts!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

One viral meme away from becoming the next online sensation.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong follower-to-post ratio
💎Mystique of being a hidden gem

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Just one post, please!
🚀Try a tweet or a cheeky reply to spark some conversation.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A sudden explosion of content as they unleash their inner commentator.

Potential Superpower

Viral VGC strategies that set the community ablaze.

Future Community Role

The occasional sage who drops golden nuggets of wisdom when least expected.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Mysterious Lurker

Special Abilities

⚔️Subtle Disruptor
⚔️Philosophical Observer
⚔️Social Media Ghosting

Weaknesses

💀Fear of Commitment (to posting)
💀Invisibility Syndrome
💀Overthinking Every Potential Post

Quest Line

To leave a mark on the digital landscape without ever truly being seen.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Jose is actually an AI experiment designed to study the effects of utter silence on social media dynamics.

Evidence Board

0 posts, 0 replies... Certainly suspicious! They've been sent to monitor us.

Secret Society

The Order of the Unposted Tweets

Truth Seeking Level

99%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/QuietlyObservant

Twitter Main Character

The Whisperer of Bluesky, delivering deep thoughts in 140 characters or less—usually not delivered.

LinkedIn Title

Master of the Invisible Connection—power-broker extraordinaire without lifting a finger.

Metaverse Final Form

The Unseen Avatar, a digital deity who controls the narrative while appearing as a blank slate.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with background GIFs and an unposted blog called 'Thoughts on Nothing'.

MySpace Era

Profile with a glittery background, an awkward self-portrait of a banana fish, and a playlist of absolute bangers no one will ever hear.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of their thoughts, each one more profound than the last—too bad none exist!

Future Post

'I’ve been thinking (silently), and here are my profound thoughts... stay tuned—maybe!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Unmatched ability to exist and inspire curiosity without a single tweet.

Charming Quirk

The delightful irony of their bio being 'mediocre' when they're clearly a master of mystery.

Final Encouragement

"Don't be shy, Jose! The world is waiting to see what you can do with just one little tweet!"

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue