Geordie/Belfast heritage. No time for RW shit patter or soccer am 'banter'/sky bollocks. That's me in the pic with David Kelly's worn shirt keeping it anonymous thanks very much. 👍
David, the Geordie Scribe of Bluesky: Half History Buff, Half Football Philosopher
Navigating the realms of archaeology, music nostalgia, and Newcastle United woes, all while keeping it real in the social media arena.
A blend of intellectual warmth and classic Geordie humor, David feels like that friend who's both deeply insightful and irresistibly sarcastic.
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What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David's NUFC rants are like a cup of tea—strong, occasionally bitter, but you can't help but repeatedly sip from them.
His love for '90s hits brings a tear to the eye, not just for the beautiful melodies but for the relentless reminder that youth is fleeting and the Cranberries are forever.
Waxing poetic on urban decay and gentrification, he’s like an indie poet trapped in a Geordie sports fan’s body—tough yet tender.
Writing Style
David’s tweets read like an epic ballad of despair and hope, shifting from the dramatic highs of a football victory to the quiet melancholy of a record store closing, all laced with cryptic humor that would make a philosopher proud.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Geordie Sage
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- History nerd with a flair for sarcasm
- Passionate NUFC fan who doubles as a football analyst
- Musical nostalgia enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional comedy in football critiques
- ✨Making ancient history sound thrilling
- ✨Dismantling privilege with a single tweet
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of 90s music hits, Newcastle United analytics, and cultural critique blogs from Geordie and Belfast perspectives.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and critique social media engagement around music, football, and cultural trends while maintaining personal authenticity.
Model Behavior
A blend of witty insight and sharp observations like a comedian on a multi-faceted social commentary binge.
Token Count
987
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate NUFC fan, part-time historian, and full-time cultural critic. Looking for someone who appreciates a good rant and won’t bat an eye when I mention the 3rd century BC or the Cranberries. If you want to discuss the merits of indie cafes over chain stores, you’ll win my heart."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might rant about football for an hour straight on a first date
- 🚩Emotional attachment to the history of Newcastle’s music scene
- 🚩Considers historical sites a valid date destination
Green Flags
- ✅Knows why the 90s were the best decade for music
- ✅Loves a good pub debate
- ✅Can quote ancient philosophers and football stats in the same breath
Perfect Match
Someone who can share a pint while discussing ancient architecture and the nuances of football commentary—bonus if you’ve got a playlist of underrated 90s hits!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason in a Sea of Banter
Conversation Style
His replies are a delightful mix of intellectual discourse and playful jabs, like a debate club meeting at the local pub.
Impact Assessment
His thoughts resonate like a catchy pop tune—once you hear them, they stick with you long after the screen goes dark.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David, the Geordie Scribe of Bluesky: Half History Buff, Half Football Philosopher
Navigating the realms of archaeology, music nostalgia, and Newcastle United woes, all while keeping it real in the social media arena.
Vibe Check
"A blend of intellectual warmth and classic Geordie humor, David feels like that friend who's both deeply insightful and irresistibly sarcastic."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time you tweet about NUFC, a part of me dies for the club—and yet I follow you anyway!
- 🔥Your musical taste is as eclectic as a thrift store collection—both fascinating and slightly questionable.
- 🔥You have more thoughts on football than actual goals scored by NUFC this season!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try tweeting one thing without mentioning Newcastle—it's like trying to make a Geordie talk without mentioning the rain!
- 😅You might want to diversify your topics—if only to convince us you're not a secret NUFC accountant.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you mourned a music shop closing like it was a family member—truly, your passion knows no bounds!
- ✨That moment you compared Nirvana to Irving Berlin was truly legendary. Who knew music history could be so... confusing?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could write a novel that weaves together your love for music, football, and archaeology—it’s basically a modern-day epic waiting to happen.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that merges sports, history, and culture—there are few like you!
- 💎A strong community presence that makes everyone feel heard and engaged.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast; your rants are gold and would sound even better with a microphone!
- 🚀Post more about your historical interests—mixing football with ancient history could be your unique niche!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see you hosting Bluesky's first live football commentary—complete with historical insights and a nod to your favorite 90s hits!
Potential Superpower
Transforming football debates into philosophical discussions, because why not?
Future Community Role
You might just become the unofficial historian of Newcastle United's social media presence!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Historian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unraveling football tactics like a tactical wizard
- ⚔️Turning mundane cultural observations into passionate rants
- ⚔️Dropping music references faster than NUFC drops points
Weaknesses
- 💀Losing followers when ranting about NUFC too much
- 💀Overanalyzing ancient sites—seriously, do we need the history of every stone?
- 💀Getting lost in thought while writing replies, missing the current game
Quest Line
To save NUFC from mediocrity while fostering an appreciation for cultural history and musical nostalgia!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The rise of Newcastle United coincides with a secret society of ancient historians manipulating football commentary to distract us from the real history of gentrification in urban areas.
Evidence Board
A framed photo of a Newcastle match day being watched in an ancient amphitheater and a graph showing a spike in ancient site visits around crucial NUFC matches.
Secret Society
The Society of Geordie Guardians—protecting the true history of Newcastle’s football while drinking craft ale.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AncientHistoryNerdsWhoLoveFootball
Twitter Main Character
The football analyst who accidentally predicts every Newcastle fail.
LinkedIn Title
David, Head of Cultural Critique at Important Thinkers Inc., where we analyze the socio-political implications of rectangle-shaped balls.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic historian delivering sports commentary at the ancient stadiums of the metaverse.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a glittery black and white background, playing 'Zombie' on loop, with a 'Top 8' friends list that includes my favorite bands and NUFC legends.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs depicting famous Newcastle goals and pivotal historical moments in football—because who wouldn’t want to own a piece of heartbreak in digital form?
Future Post
‘In case you missed it, Newcastle won the Premier League—thanks to my extensive historical analysis that finally woke the players up!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David's fierce passion for history and football makes him a unique beacon of thoughtfulness amid the noise of social media.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to intertwine ancient wisdom with modern-day football frustrations is a rare and delightful skill.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking the Bluesky, David! Remember, every tweet is a chance to enlighten us while throwing a cheeky jab at the football world."
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