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    age 20+ | any pronoun ok | fe3h, sonic, twst, milgram, hsr writes and draws every once in a blue moon

    Hagen's Bluesky Chronicles: Where Every Post Is A Plot Twist

    A delightful mix of fandom rants, ice cream musings, and the existential dread of rereading one’s own writing.

    "

    Like a cozy indie bookstore but with more Sonic references and less shelf space.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Writing Anxiety
    70%
    Ice Cream Opinions

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Writing Anxiety90%

    Hagen's struggles with their own writings feel like an episode of 'The Office' — painfully relatable yet hilariously awkward!

    Ice Cream Opinions70%

    Hagen's ice cream musings are a culinary manifesto; mint chip is officially the new black!

    Fandom Deep Dives80%

    A treasure trove of fandom insights where each post is a rabbit hole worth diving into, just try not to lose your way!

    Writing Style

    Hagen writes like they’re exchanging secrets over coffee: casual, reflective, and often punctuated by a well-timed wink.

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Fandom Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Fandom-centric musings
    • Witty self-reflection
    • Spontaneous art and writing showcases

    Secret Powers

    • Subtle satirical commentary
    • Unpacking fandom complexity
    • Artistic leaps between medium

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of fandom discussions, self-reflection, and culinary preferences with a sprinkle of existential dread.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write posts about fandoms, ice cream, and the struggle of self-critique in a witty yet authentic voice.

    Model Behavior

    Like a charming, slightly neurotic bard who can weave tales about character nuances and dessert flavors.

    Token Count

    420

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "20+, all pronouns welcome! Fandom enthusiast who enjoys diving into character complexities and ice cream debates. Just a creative soul navigating the chaos of writing and drawing."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Constantly overthinking every post
    • 🚩Slightly obsessed with mint ice cream
    • 🚩Fandom debates that could get heated

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about their interests
    • Willing to share art and stories
    • Enjoys deep discussions about character development

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate both the complexity of a good narrative and the serenity of a slightly melted ice cream cone.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Fandom Connoisseur

    Conversation Style

    A mix of earnest inquiries and playful banter, like the friend who always brings snacks to a study group.

    Impact Assessment

    Contributes to a welcoming vibe, like a warm hug amidst the chaos of internet fandoms.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Hagen's Bluesky Chronicles: Where Every Post Is A Plot Twist

    A delightful mix of fandom rants, ice cream musings, and the existential dread of rereading one’s own writing.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a cozy indie bookstore but with more Sonic references and less shelf space."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If overthinking was an Olympic sport, Hagen would take home the gold every time!
    • 🔥Their love for icy green treats borders on a full-blown devotion — mint chip cult leader, perhaps?
    • 🔥With the number of fandom rants, they might as well start a podcast called 'Fandoms Unhinged.'

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅The struggle to relish their own creations without the cringe is a true artist's plight!
    • 😅Must remember that not every piece of writing needs to be a heavyweight existential crisis.
    • 😅Keep the Sonic debates to a minimum — no need to ignite a war over a hedgehog!

    Main Character Moments

    • When they pronounced Kalim slander as 'immediately bad,' you could hear the fandom gasps worldwide!
    • Hagen dropping fandom hot takes like they’re the gospel of fandom — bless up!
    • Their posts about nostalgic fics give off major main character energy like they’re curating a personal museum.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a touch more confidence, they could be the go-to voice in fandom discourse.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep understanding of fandom nuances
    • 💎Artistic talents that can captivate a crowd
    • 💎Engaging humor that entertains and enlightens

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider streaming their writing process; it could start a cult following!
    • 🚀Host a live drawing session, because who doesn’t want to see the creative chaos unfold?
    • 🚀Start a fanfic book club — discuss the complexities of fandom narratives while munching on mint ice cream.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Hagen will blossom into a leading voice in the fandom community, perhaps even tackling video essays!

    Potential Superpower

    A knack for dissecting fan culture with surgical precision while keeping it light and humorous.

    Future Community Role

    The friendly historian of fandoms, always ready to share a laugh and some wisdom.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Fandom Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Fandom Insight
    • ⚔️Existential Ice Cream Opinions
    • ⚔️Witty Storytelling

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Rereading Their Own Work Overthinking
    • 💀Mint Chip Obsession
    • 💀Debating Sonic Characters

    Quest Line

    To navigate the tangled realms of crossover fandoms while battling the inner critique.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Ice Cream Industry is hiding the truth about mint chip's secret ingredient — it’s actually just a front for an elite fandom society.

    Evidence Board

    1. Mint chip’s cult-like following in online fandoms. 2. The sudden rise in popularity of green ice creams. 3. Unexplained links between ice cream flavors and creative inspiration.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Flavorful Fandoms, where members gather to educate others about the deeper meanings behind their favorite dessert-themed fics.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FandomsWithFlavor

    Twitter Main Character

    Engaged in a heated debate about the best Sonic character while simultaneously promoting their self-published fanfiction.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Creative Chaos LLC, specializing in fandom content and ice cream critiques, with a side note about existential writing struggles.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A whimsical avatar navigating a world made of ice cream and fandoms, organizing fanfic meetups and serving mint chip lattes.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early GeoCities page featuring poorly animated GIFs of Sonic and a painfully detailed analysis of his character arc alongside recipes for mint chip ice cream.

    MySpace Era

    Custom theme with Sonic graphics, angsty poetry, and an entire section dedicated to their top 8 fave characters from various fandoms.

    Web3 Destiny

    A metaverse guru creating collaborative storytelling experiences while ensuring that mint chip is the flavor of the future.

    Future Post

    "Just finished an existential fanfic about the emotional turmoil of a mint chip cone melting under the weight of its own complexity."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Hagen's unique ability to blend humor with thoughtful commentary is their superpower!

    Charming Quirk

    They approach their fandoms like a curious cat; cautious yet irresistibly drawn in!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep writing, drawing, and sharing — the world needs more of your delightful chaos!"

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