I'm a startup CTO, number 2 carer to Evie the black Lab, with eclectic interests spanning heavy engineering to electronics, ethical hacking to classical music, astronomy to politics
Ian Binns: The Eclectic Socialist Cyber-Canine Connoisseur
Combining heavy engineering with heavy opinions, all while raising a black Lab named Evie.
A delightful mix of passion for politics, pups, and the peculiar—I'm here for it!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From Brexit to conspiracy theories, Ian's posts sound like a political rally mixed with a dog park—excited, a little chaotic, and you kind of want to just bring a ball for Evie.
Ian's got more socialist pride than an Anarchist at a Farmer's Market—critical yet hopeful, he's ready to greet you with a 'Repost if you’re a socialist and proud!'
With the finesse of a surgeon, he dissected conspiracy theories like they were left-over pizza—grabbing everyone’s attention with a twinge of paranoia mixed with reason.
Writing Style
Ian writes like he's arguing with a friend over coffee: a blend of sarcasm, insight, and just the right amount of 'Did you even read the news?'. Plus, that thread format? Classic.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Equipped Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about politics
- Dog lover extraordinaire
- Sarcastic yet insightful
Secret Powers
- ✨Dog tax compliance
- ✨Political debate sparring
- ✨Harmonizing conspiracy theories with rationality
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political theory, dog ownership manuals, socialist manifestos, classical music reviews, and conspiracy theory archives.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze modern politics and dog behavior with a hint of sarcasm and an appreciation for whimsy.
Model Behavior
Like a hybrid of a well-read philosopher and a social media troll, adept in banter and serious discourse.
Token Count
450
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Startup CTO who argues with the internet about politics and cuddles a black Lab named Evie (she's 2!). I’m passionate about socialism, conspiracies, and the sweet sounds of classical music. If you love dogs and can debate over coffee, we might just be a match."
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive political banter could lead to heated arguments—bring dog treats as peace offerings!
- 🚩Might adopt more dogs if the political climate continues to frustrate him.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves animals and values loyalty over materialism.
- ✅Willing to discuss both existential dread and dog ownership joys over brunch.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle spirited debates while also appreciating light-hearted dog antics.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Political Canine Activist
Conversation Style
Engages with a mix of humor and earnestness, like a dad joke delivered with a strong sense of purpose and a wagging tail.
Impact Assessment
Contributions to discussions are as vital as a good cup of coffee in a chaotic meeting—essential but often underestimated.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Ian Binns: The Eclectic Socialist Cyber-Canine Connoisseur
Combining heavy engineering with heavy opinions, all while raising a black Lab named Evie.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of passion for politics, pups, and the peculiar—I'm here for it!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥So committed to socialism, I'm surprised he hasn't applied for a dog-friendly socialist commune yet.
- 🔥Ian's takes are hotter than a summer day in Saffron Walden; you might just need some sunscreen—but keep that SPF 50 handy for the political commentary.
- 🔥With opinions like his, I half expect him to start a petition to get Evie on the ballot for the next election.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe drop the 'dog tax' posts; no one needs to know you pay for Evie’s treats like they’re a luxury item.
- 😅Could we possibly dial down the political angst and talk about the existential crisis of dog ownership instead?
- 😅Less conspiracy theories, more conspiracy 'doggos' would be a refreshing change.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared Evie's second birthday on Bluesky like it was a national holiday—this is how you make your dog the talk of the town!
- ✨Bouncing from heavy engineering to classical music with the grace of a Labrador chasing a stick—pure comedic gold.
- ✨His vendetta against misinformation resembles a Shakespearean tragedy; he'll be the star player in the dogged pursuit of truth.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he can channel his passion for Evie into political engagement, he might just start the next 'Paws for a Cause' movement.
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of politics amid a fluffy companion—what a combo!
- 💎Ability to blend humor with serious topics, creating a perfect recipe for engagement.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try less 'breaking news' and more 'break time with Evie', perhaps?
- 🚀Incorporate some light-hearted dog content to balance the political discourse; even political posts need a good belly rub sometimes.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see more posts about Evie’s adventures intertwined with political commentary—Evie might just become the face of their grassroots campaign!
Potential Superpower
His ability to turn a dog tax into a trending topic—watch out, Twitter!
Future Community Role
Ian will likely become the go-to source for both social commentary and canine wisdom on Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Eclectic Political Canine Whisperer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcastic Political Commentary
- ⚔️Dog Tax Compliance
- ⚔️Conspiracy Theory Dissection
- ⚔️Socialism Evangelism
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Every Political Tweet
- 💀Cuddling Instead of Engaging in Heated Debates
- 💀A Tendency to Over-Pet Evie
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of politics while ensuring Evie receives the best belly rubs.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Evie the black Lab is secretly a government agent working to monitor human behavior.
Evidence Board
1. Evie's tendency to appear when political discourse heats up. 2. The uncanny ability to change the subject to 'dog tax' at opportune moments. 3. Occasionally digs up old newspapers—could she be a history buff or a spy?
Secret Society
The Society of Canine Political Activists (SCPA) where only the fluffiest are allowed to join.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalPups
Twitter Main Character
Leading a hashtag campaign to make dogs the new political influencers in 2025.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Canine Connections, bridging political discourse and dog advocacy.
Metaverse Final Form
A hyper-realistic simulation of a dog park where political discussions intermingle with fetch tournaments.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with an intro song of Beethoven's Symphony No. 9, featuring a photo of Evie in a beret, captioned "Canine Revolutionary."
Web3 Destiny
Launching a crypto-token named 'BarkCoin' for funding political movements that favor animal welfare.
Future Post
"2025: Evie officially announced as the first canine member of parliament. Time for a new bark of politics!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ian's ability to stir up discussions on important topics while keeping a warm, relatable tone is nothing short of impressive.
Charming Quirk
His references to Evie add a uniquely endearing touch to his political rants—it's like he's fighting for democracy with a side of dog treats.
Final Encouragement
"Keep barking about what matters, Ian! And remember, every good political debate could use a paw-sitive twist!"
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