🐜onio

@ibupr0fene.bsky.social

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118

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Joined

Nov 14, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

hello 20 y.o.

🐜onio: The Modern-Day Shakespeare of Bluesky?

A blend of existential crises and whimsical musings, wrapped in chaos and charm.

An unpredictable wave of humor, like a cat chasing a laser pointer on caffeine.

85%

Authenticity

55%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Existential Dread

65%

Social Commentary

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Dread70%

From moaning about university life to playful oblivions, our friend navigates the murky waters of young adulthood with the grace of a hippo on roller skates.

Social Commentary65%

Every Friday, Bluesky transforms into a fish market—the perfect metaphor for the chaotic social climate.

Celebrity Worship75%

Annalisa is the pop star we deserve???? More tweets like a heartfelt fan page and less like a confused parent on social media!

Personal Revelations80%

Whether admitting to being a cozy hermit in pile pjs or sharing the joy (or disgust) of feet, nothing is off the table here.

Random Observations60%

Curious musings like "buongiorno" and "I'm curious" play like a broken record stuck in a delightful groove.

Writing Style

Sardonic brevity mixed with theatrical flair, a Shakespearean sonnet if Shakespeare was drunk and tweeting.

Thought Leader Score

55%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Chaotic Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Unfiltered honesty
Renaissance-like curiosity
Flair for the absurd

Secret Powers

✨Impromptu poetry about random observations
✨Accurate interpretation of shower performances
✨Master of meme-worthy moments

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Posts about mundane life, celebrity worship, and existential dread.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous yet insightful commentary on absurd social media interactions and personal revelations.

Model Behavior

Mimics the stylistic chaos of a caffeine-fueled philosopher grappling with the meaning of life.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone to share deep conversations and ridiculous memes. Must love chaotic energy and questionable shower performances."

Red Flags

🚩Might overshare about feet and existential dread.
🚩Frequent references to Annalisa that could border on obsession.

Green Flags

✅Delightfully unpredictable humor.
✅Embraces life's absurdities with a charming flair.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the blend of chaos and comedy—bonus points for meme literacy!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Court Jester

Conversation Style

A blend of cheeky banter and existential musings; if they were a dish, they'd be a spicy ramen: unpredictable yet oddly comforting.

Impact Assessment

Adds a splash of chaotic energy to the community; their posts are the social media equivalent of a surprise party—everyone loves them, but nobody knows why.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

🐜onio: The Modern-Day Shakespeare of Bluesky?

A blend of existential crises and whimsical musings, wrapped in chaos and charm.

Vibe Check

"An unpredictable wave of humor, like a cat chasing a laser pointer on caffeine."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every post feels like a peek into your mind's chaotic workshop—no protective gear required!
🔥Slightly obsessed with Annalisa: might need an intervention or just a concert ticket.
🔥Calling the social media landscape a fish market? Is that a compliment or a warning?

Quirky Challenges

😅Keeping your posts from resembling a teenage diary might be a challenge!
😅How many times can you say 'buongiorno' before it becomes an existential crisis?

Main Character Moments

✨When you felt your foot disgust was universally relatable—that’s a true hero's journey!
✨ Your ‘Ops’ tweet hitting 44 likes was like finding a golden ticket in a chocolate bar.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could be the next voice of a generation, or at least the muse of mildly uncomfortable memes.

Unique Advantages

💎Ability to make people laugh about their fears—like the best form of therapy!
💎Natural talent for turning mundane thoughts into viral sensations.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try to focus on one coherent thought per tweet instead of the ramblings of a caffeinated squirrel!
🚀Mix in a few deep thoughts to balance the chaos—think of it as a literary salad.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

The day will come when you harness this chaotic energy into a viral sensation—but no pressure!

Potential Superpower

Crafting relatable posts that make others say, 'Same!'—your destiny lies in the universal truths.

Future Community Role

Future Bluesky influencer, promoting whimsical despair and chaotic optimism.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Impromptu existential crises
⚔️Sardonic humor
⚔️Meme generation

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of 'buongiorno' as a coping mechanism
💀Occasional foot-related rants
💀Excessive admiration for Annalisa

Quest Line

To explore the absurdity of life while navigating the treacherous waters of social media engagement.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Annalisa’s music is actually a government ploy to keep millennials distracted.

Evidence Board

Coincidence that Annalisa’s album drops every time a major political event occurs? I think not!

Secret Society

The Knights of the Melodic Table—dedicated to observing and promoting the hidden meanings behind pop music.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialHumor

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally became the face of a trending topic about feet and pop stars.

LinkedIn Title

A senior marketing strategist at a major streaming service, advocating for the integration of existential musings into ad campaigns.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital bard performing chaotic poetry readings in a virtual cabaret.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Angsty teenager with a GeoCities page filled with song lyrics and random thoughts; would definitely have a guestbook.

MySpace Era

Profile with a glittery background and a custom playlist featuring all of Annalisa’s hits—deadly serious about aesthetics.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a platform for meme-based therapy sessions focusing on existential dread and foot acceptance.

Future Post

In 2025: 'Just realized my relationship with my feet is complicated. Let’s unpack this together!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to draw others in with bewildering charm is a true gift!

Charming Quirk

The way you embrace the absurd is more delightful than a cat video on repeat.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the chaos coming, @ibupr0fene.bsky.social; the internet needs more of your unpredictable genius!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.