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    Ele/dele. Brasília/DF. Casado. Internacionalista. Torcedor do Los Angeles Lakers, ouvinte de (muita) música, futuro escritor de newsletter, procrastinador profissional, eterno curioso e sommelier de cheesecake.

    Matheus: A Procrastinator with a Passion for Cheesecake and Chaos

    Navigating the intersection of music, politics, and existential musings with the finesse of a cat walking on a piano keyboard.

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    A cluttered bookshelf of thoughts where each book is both a masterpiece and a mystery.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Existential Crises
    95%
    Political Satire

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Existential Crises90%

    Matheus dives into the depths of life’s absurdities like a dive bar philosopher—contemplating the intense meaning behind a cicada's scream.

    Political Satire95%

    With the finesse of a stand-up comic, Matheus tackles Brazil’s political landscape like a game of chess—where all the pieces are both in check and twerking.

    Music Recommendations88%

    Matheus’s music posts are like a mixtape for the soul: eclectic, heartfelt, and a little chaotic, just like your favorite coffee shop playlist.

    Writing Style

    A whirlwind of quick wit and spontaneous exclamations, Matheus writes like he’s texting a friend mid-sneeze—sudden, engaging, and slightly unpredictable.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Chaotic Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Musical omnivore
    • Procrastination advocate
    • Cheesecake connoisseur
    • Curatorial cynic

    Secret Powers

    • Poetic rants
    • Metal concert matchmaking
    • Social media wizardry

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Social media posts, political commentary, music recommendations, existential musings, and random observations.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze and generate witty, thoughtful commentary based on eclectic social media presence with a focus on humor and cultural critique.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a satirical twist, constantly blending highbrow insights with lowbrow humor.

    Token Count

    1750

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "A procrastinator who’s passionate about music, seeks to conquer the world one cheesecake at a time. If you’re into deep conversations about existence and vibing to every genre, we’ll get along like peanut butter and jelly!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent existential crises
    • 🚩Heavy dependence on music for emotional support
    • 🚩Incessant tweeting about cheesecake

    Green Flags

    • Open-minded about music
    • Can whip up a cheesecake in under an hour
    • Witty banter guaranteed

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves diving into chaotic discussions and can appreciate a well-baked cheesecake while planning world domination.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Cultural Commentator and Meme Aficionado

    Conversation Style

    Conversational and candid, with a sprinkle of absurdity that keeps followers guessing what’s next.

    Impact Assessment

    Matheus’s presence is like a party crasher—it shakes things up and leaves everyone with a story to tell.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Matheus: A Procrastinator with a Passion for Cheesecake and Chaos

    Navigating the intersection of music, politics, and existential musings with the finesse of a cat walking on a piano keyboard.

    Vibe Check

    "A cluttered bookshelf of thoughts where each book is both a masterpiece and a mystery."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥No one can procrastinate quite like Matheus—if it were an Olympic sport, he’d be on the podium with a cheesecake in hand.
    • 🔥Matheus’s musical taste is so broad, I’m surprised he hasn’t accidentally played a lullaby at a metal concert.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Deciding if he’s more passionate about his favorite artist or the cheesecake in his fridge—spoiler: it’s a close call.
    • 😅His existential rants could use a bit of editing, just like his procrastination skills need an upgrade.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he declared his Charizard ownership as a monumental life achievement—truly a Pokemon master in every sense.
    • His enthusiastic tweets about music often feel like a love letter addressed to the void.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Matheus has the storytelling chops to craft a compelling newsletter that could blend his passions and engage a wider audience.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Unique perspective on contemporary issues
    • 💎Diverse interests that blend music, politics, and humor
    • 💎Proficient in engaging a niche audience with relatable content.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider turning those rants into essays—there’s a book in you waiting to escape!
    • 🚀Explore collaborations with local artists or musicians to elevate his content further.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Matheus will morph into a newsletter guru, leaving us all eagerly awaiting his next deep dive into the absurdity of life.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn everyday occurrences into captivating narratives that resonate with people across different backgrounds.

    Future Community Role

    He’ll become the unofficial voice of the Bluesky community, buzzing in with insights that blend humor and critical thought.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Musical Omnivore
    • ⚔️Procrastination Advocacy
    • ⚔️Political Satire Sorcery
    • ⚔️Baking Cheesecake Magic

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Every Decision
    • 💀Occasional Existential Crisis
    • 💀Obsessive Music Cataloging
    • 💀Procrastination Mastery

    Quest Line

    Navigating life’s absurdities one tweet at a time, while dissecting the meaning of cicadas and cheesecake.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The cicadas are actually government surveillance drones sent to listen to our existential musings.

    Evidence Board

    Cicadas appear every few years, reminding us to reflect on our lives and question authority. Coincidence? I think not.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Cheesecake Connoisseurs - where we gather to discuss life’s meaning and the perfect crust.

    Truth Seeking Level

    76.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/ExistentialMusings

    Twitter Main Character

    Matheus heads the campaign to bring back 80s fashion while simultaneously critiquing the political climate.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Procrastination Officer at 'Procrastinate Until You Can’t'

    Metaverse Final Form

    All hail Matheus, the Supreme Cheesecake Ambassador shaping a universe where music and dessert reign supreme.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page with animated GIFs of cheesecakes and a guestbook for existential rants.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a Top 8 featuring Kendrick Lamar, Pearl Jam, and an endless loop of 80s hits, plus a cheesy background.

    Web3 Destiny

    Matheus will create a decentralized music and cheesecake blockchain where followers can trade existential thoughts for baked goods.

    Future Post

    "Just got back from the future and guess what? The cicadas still scream, but now they're singing Kendrick!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Matheus’s most impressive quality is his razor-sharp wit that can slice through the heaviness of life with a smile.

    Charming Quirk

    His inexplicable passion for cheesecake shows he knows how to savor life, one bite at a time.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shouting at the cicadas and sharing your world, Matheus—the internet needs more of that delightful chaos!"

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