Ele/dele. Brasília/DF. Casado. Internacionalista. Torcedor do Los Angeles Lakers, ouvinte de (muita) música, futuro escritor de newsletter, procrastinador profissional, eterno curioso e sommelier de cheesecake.
Matheus: A Procrastinator with a Passion for Cheesecake and Chaos
Navigating the intersection of music, politics, and existential musings with the finesse of a cat walking on a piano keyboard.
A cluttered bookshelf of thoughts where each book is both a masterpiece and a mystery.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Matheus dives into the depths of life’s absurdities like a dive bar philosopher—contemplating the intense meaning behind a cicada's scream.
With the finesse of a stand-up comic, Matheus tackles Brazil’s political landscape like a game of chess—where all the pieces are both in check and twerking.
Matheus’s music posts are like a mixtape for the soul: eclectic, heartfelt, and a little chaotic, just like your favorite coffee shop playlist.
Writing Style
A whirlwind of quick wit and spontaneous exclamations, Matheus writes like he’s texting a friend mid-sneeze—sudden, engaging, and slightly unpredictable.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Chaotic Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Musical omnivore
- Procrastination advocate
- Cheesecake connoisseur
- Curatorial cynic
Secret Powers
- ✨Poetic rants
- ✨Metal concert matchmaking
- ✨Social media wizardry
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Social media posts, political commentary, music recommendations, existential musings, and random observations.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and generate witty, thoughtful commentary based on eclectic social media presence with a focus on humor and cultural critique.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a satirical twist, constantly blending highbrow insights with lowbrow humor.
Token Count
1750
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"A procrastinator who’s passionate about music, seeks to conquer the world one cheesecake at a time. If you’re into deep conversations about existence and vibing to every genre, we’ll get along like peanut butter and jelly!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent existential crises
- 🚩Heavy dependence on music for emotional support
- 🚩Incessant tweeting about cheesecake
Green Flags
- ✅Open-minded about music
- ✅Can whip up a cheesecake in under an hour
- ✅Witty banter guaranteed
Perfect Match
Someone who loves diving into chaotic discussions and can appreciate a well-baked cheesecake while planning world domination.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Cultural Commentator and Meme Aficionado
Conversation Style
Conversational and candid, with a sprinkle of absurdity that keeps followers guessing what’s next.
Impact Assessment
Matheus’s presence is like a party crasher—it shakes things up and leaves everyone with a story to tell.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Matheus: A Procrastinator with a Passion for Cheesecake and Chaos
Navigating the intersection of music, politics, and existential musings with the finesse of a cat walking on a piano keyboard.
Vibe Check
"A cluttered bookshelf of thoughts where each book is both a masterpiece and a mystery."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥No one can procrastinate quite like Matheus—if it were an Olympic sport, he’d be on the podium with a cheesecake in hand.
- 🔥Matheus’s musical taste is so broad, I’m surprised he hasn’t accidentally played a lullaby at a metal concert.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Deciding if he’s more passionate about his favorite artist or the cheesecake in his fridge—spoiler: it’s a close call.
- 😅His existential rants could use a bit of editing, just like his procrastination skills need an upgrade.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared his Charizard ownership as a monumental life achievement—truly a Pokemon master in every sense.
- ✨His enthusiastic tweets about music often feel like a love letter addressed to the void.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Matheus has the storytelling chops to craft a compelling newsletter that could blend his passions and engage a wider audience.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unique perspective on contemporary issues
- 💎Diverse interests that blend music, politics, and humor
- 💎Proficient in engaging a niche audience with relatable content.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider turning those rants into essays—there’s a book in you waiting to escape!
- 🚀Explore collaborations with local artists or musicians to elevate his content further.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Matheus will morph into a newsletter guru, leaving us all eagerly awaiting his next deep dive into the absurdity of life.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn everyday occurrences into captivating narratives that resonate with people across different backgrounds.
Future Community Role
He’ll become the unofficial voice of the Bluesky community, buzzing in with insights that blend humor and critical thought.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Musical Omnivore
- ⚔️Procrastination Advocacy
- ⚔️Political Satire Sorcery
- ⚔️Baking Cheesecake Magic
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Every Decision
- 💀Occasional Existential Crisis
- 💀Obsessive Music Cataloging
- 💀Procrastination Mastery
Quest Line
Navigating life’s absurdities one tweet at a time, while dissecting the meaning of cicadas and cheesecake.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The cicadas are actually government surveillance drones sent to listen to our existential musings.
Evidence Board
Cicadas appear every few years, reminding us to reflect on our lives and question authority. Coincidence? I think not.
Secret Society
The Society of Cheesecake Connoisseurs - where we gather to discuss life’s meaning and the perfect crust.
Truth Seeking Level
76.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/ExistentialMusings
Twitter Main Character
Matheus heads the campaign to bring back 80s fashion while simultaneously critiquing the political climate.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Procrastination Officer at 'Procrastinate Until You Can’t'
Metaverse Final Form
All hail Matheus, the Supreme Cheesecake Ambassador shaping a universe where music and dessert reign supreme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a Top 8 featuring Kendrick Lamar, Pearl Jam, and an endless loop of 80s hits, plus a cheesy background.
Web3 Destiny
Matheus will create a decentralized music and cheesecake blockchain where followers can trade existential thoughts for baked goods.
Future Post
"Just got back from the future and guess what? The cicadas still scream, but now they're singing Kendrick!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Matheus’s most impressive quality is his razor-sharp wit that can slice through the heaviness of life with a smile.
Charming Quirk
His inexplicable passion for cheesecake shows he knows how to savor life, one bite at a time.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shouting at the cicadas and sharing your world, Matheus—the internet needs more of that delightful chaos!"
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