A self-described "recovering leftist" who's not afraid to call out the absurdities of both sides. Like a philosophical referee in a cage match, they throw in quips like 'It's not hard to do on bsky with blocklists and sh*t.' Passionate? Oh, absolutely. 90.

Their book challenges read like an Instagram influencer's aesthetic—only with fewer photoshopped avocado toasts. The 'Choose 20 books' challenge feels like a humble brag about their reading list, which is probably more interesting than most people’s Tinder bios. Passion level? A solid 80.

From indie game finds to BBS nostalgia, they channel a nerdy passion for vintage tech that would make even the most jaded Gen Z-er reach for their retro Joycons. Just don’t ask them to play anything past the 90s, or you might see a meltdown! Passion: 85.