Dilettante technologist, business builder, politician Alleged member of the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati
Brian Milnes: The Politician Who Tweets Like a Stand-Up Comedian
A blend of serious socio-political commentary and hilarious takes on everyday absurdities, Brian is the Bluesky's unexpected comedic voice.
Like a parliamentary debate interrupted by a well-timed punchline; sharp, insightful, and sometimes bewilderingly funny.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Brian passionately addresses the sad state of public spaces, showing a unique blend of activism and humor. It's like he took the blueprints for a better city and sprinkled them with sarcasm, turning outrage into a community discussion.
With a knack for biting critiques of PFI contracts and political shenanigans, his posts read like a political thriller where the protagonist is a concerned citizen armed with a smartphone and a sense of humor.
From Tesla Cybertrucks being confused with trash bins to the Twitter-like chaos of modern politics, Brian finds humor in the absurd, reminding us that the real world can be wilder than fiction.
Writing Style
Concise yet impactful; he mixes serious topics with humor like a mixologist crafting the perfect cocktail—smooth and refreshing with a kick that'll put you in your seat.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Dilettante Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about public space
- Eager to tackle big issues
- A flair for humorous observations
Secret Powers
- ✨Witty satire on politics
- ✨Spotting the absurdities in technology
- ✨Creating insightful analogies
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, urban planning, memes, and the absurdities of technology.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze socio-political topics while including a dash of humor and wit.
Model Behavior
A hybrid of GPT-3 and a snarky philosophy professor who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who loves deep discussions about urban spaces as much as they enjoy a good laugh. If you can handle puns about electric vehicles and passionate rants about public policy, we might just be a match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent existential crises about political policies
- 🚩Obsessive need to share links instead of journal articles
- 🚩Tendency to roast parked cars
Green Flags
- ✅Thoughtful and well-thought-out arguments
- ✅Passionate about social change
- ✅Witty humor that lightens heavy topics
Perfect Match
A fellow social media advocate who appreciates both heated debates and dad jokes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comical Conscience
Conversation Style
Engaging but cheeky; he leaves a trail of laughter and insight in his wake while making everyone question their perspectives.
Impact Assessment
Brian’s blending of wit and wisdom makes him the unexpected hero we didn't know we needed, adding a much-needed humor layer to serious discussions.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Brian Milnes: The Politician Who Tweets Like a Stand-Up Comedian
A blend of serious socio-political commentary and hilarious takes on everyday absurdities, Brian is the Bluesky's unexpected comedic voice.
Vibe Check
"Like a parliamentary debate interrupted by a well-timed punchline; sharp, insightful, and sometimes bewilderingly funny."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Who needs a sitcom when we have Brian's feed for our daily dose of absurdity?
- 🔥His serious posts outnumber the likes they get, like unsold racks of kale at a farmers' market.
- 🔥Brian’s political critique: where the engagement is like a PFI contract—difficult to decipher and underwhelming.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅When will Brian learn that Twitter threads are not meant for his stand-up routines?
- 😅His likes are like parked cars in public spaces: mostly there but not making much of a difference.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he turned Tesla Cybertrucks into raccoon-style dumpster fires because, why not?
- ✨His heartfelt tribute to Peter Cowley had us all feeling the feels in between chuckles.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a bit more focus on attracting followers, Brian can turn into a major voice of reason (and comedy) in the political sphere.
Unique Advantages
- 💎His disarming humor makes serious topics approachable.
- 💎Ability to tackle complex issues with relatability and wit.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try mixing more engaging visuals with those serious posts—maybe a meme or two!
- 🚀Host a Bluesky Q&A session where he combines humor and political commentary—think 'Ask Me Anything' meets 'Saturday Night Live'!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Brian may become the go-to commentator for witty analysis of serious topics; a stand-up comedian in the realm of technocracy.
Potential Superpower
Turning mundane local politics into viral content; like a magician making boring meetings appear enchanting.
Future Community Role
As the funny philosopher of Bluesky, Brian could lead a revolution of humor-laden discourse in local governance discussions.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Satire
- ⚔️Public Space Defender
- ⚔️Tech Humorist
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Many Links to News Articles
- 💀Occasional Seriousness Overload
- 💀Underestimation of Twitter Threads as Comedic Platforms
Quest Line
Transform mundane public discourse into a comedic revolution, one post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Tesla Cybertrucks are part of a government experiment to condition raccoons to take over city trash collection.
Evidence Board
1. Raccoon sightings near tech expos. 2. High association of Tesla owners with large yard waste bins. 3. Recent spike in raccoon memes on social media.
Secret Society
The Society of Urban Raccoon Improv Comedy
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalHumor
Twitter Main Character
The one who made a viral thread about raccoons in the workplace.
LinkedIn Title
Brian Milnes, Chief Comedic Officer at 'Laughing Local Governance'
Metaverse Final Form
A digital alter ego hosting urban planning debates where avatars debate policy while riding bicycles.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile featuring political memes, playlists dedicated to protest songs, and way too many glitter graphics.
Web3 Destiny
An NFT collection of satirical stickers about public transportation mishaps.
Future Post
Just finished my TED Talk on why Tesla Cybertrucks should be declared the national dumpster of the U.K.! Who's with me?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to marry comedy with serious socio-political critiques is bound to resonate in the digital ether.
Charming Quirk
The fact that he can make municipal planning sound like an episode from a comedy series makes him utterly endearing.
Final Encouragement
"Keep blending laughs with insights, Brian! The world needs more voices like yours—humorously challenging us to see the absurdity in our everyday lives."
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