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    BERNARD

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    I'd write something witty here, but if I did, no one would believe it was me. 
 Probably having an internal system outage as we speak. Apparently demure. Interested in interesting things. Tangled with @JimBobbers regularly. Usually somewhere in 🇺🇸 or 🇬🇧

    Bernard: The Bluesky Blend of Wit and Wisdom

    A quirky mix of culinary musings, gentle social critiques, and transparent moments of vulnerability.

    "

    Like a cozy café chat, if the barista had a side hustle as a social analyst.

    "
    88%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Social Media Etiquette
    75%
    Food and Recipes

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Social Media Etiquette85%

    Bernard channels their inner social arbiter, handing out blocks like Oprah hands out cars—"You get a block! And you get a block!"

    Food and Recipes75%

    From pumpkin pie breakfast to vegan green bean casserole, food posts drip with sarcasm and genuine love for culinary creations—like Julia Child with a dash of shade.

    Humor and Satire90%

    Weaving passive-aggressive humor into the fabric of everyday life, Bernard’s posts are like a sitcom where the laugh track comes from their own internal monologue.

    Writing Style

    A delightful potpourri of sarcasm and sincerity, like blending a tart lemon with honey—it’s sharp, but leaves you wanting more.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Demure Provocateur

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Culinary Enthusiast
    • Labeling Wizard
    • Demure Humorist

    Secret Powers

    • Word obsession
    • Social critique
    • Meme crafting

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of contemporary social media critiques, food blogs, humor writing, and passive-aggressive social commentary.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate humorous and insightful commentary on social media trends, food recipes, and interpersonal etiquette with a dose of sarcasm.

    Model Behavior

    Articulate, witty, with a penchant for culinary references and social critique.

    Token Count

    1024

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Foodie with a side of sarcasm. Looking for someone to gossip over tea and cakes. Bonus points if you can laugh at my witty roasts!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Uses terms like 'labelers' in casual conversation.
    • 🚩Frequent blocking of followers—don't take it personally.
    • 🚩Might insist on discussing the nuances of passive aggression over dinner.

    Green Flags

    • Loves cooking and sharing recipes—will never let you go hungry!
    • Engages in deep discussions about life and food.
    • Sarcasm level perfectly complements my own.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a well-timed meme and isn't afraid to block a bot.

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      Full Infrastructure

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Bluesky’s Resident Blocktaker and Labeler

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet cheeky, like giving a Michelin-starred critique on a fast food meal—always with a wink and a nod.

    Impact Assessment

    Bernard’s contributions have sparked discussions ranging from social dynamics to the intricacies of labeling—like hosting a dinner party where everyone walks away with something new to chew on.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Bernard: The Bluesky Blend of Wit and Wisdom

    A quirky mix of culinary musings, gentle social critiques, and transparent moments of vulnerability.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a cozy café chat, if the barista had a side hustle as a social analyst."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Living that 11095-post lifestyle, yet still concerned about those bots—who knew blocking was the new cardio?
    • 🔥Their handle is like a mystery box, but the content usually ends up as leftover pumpkin pie: unexpectedly delightful yet slightly confusing.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Has an uncanny ability to make food sound like a philosophical debate—"Should I add more truffle oil or contemplate the universe?"
    • 😅A hint of inconsistency between their love for deep introspection and their frequent meme shares—Bernard, are you an existentialist or just on TikTok too much?

    Main Character Moments

    • The iconic passive-aggressive reminder about the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club—a title that needs its own Netflix series.
    • Their posts about being overwhelmed by a client paint an image of a corporate superhero: saving the day one email at a time.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a flair for food, critique, and humor, Bernard could start a blog that blends all three—‘Culinary Satire and Social Commentary,’ the niche no one knew they needed.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Culinary creativity amidst social critique
    • 💎Ability to foster community discussions with humor and warmth
    • 💎Engagement prowess that could easily lead to trending topics on Bluesky.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting themed weeks—like ‘Foodie Fridays’ or ‘Meme Mondays’—to channel those post energies intentionally.
    • 🚀Engage more with followers on dual-topic posts, like pairing a meme with a food recipe—who doesn’t love a burrito with a side of banter?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Bernard to evolve into the quirky embodiment of a culinary influencer meets social media sage, slicker than a freshly buttered croissant.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn mundane moments into viral content—if they can do it with pumpkin pie, imagine what they could do with brunch.

    Future Community Role

    As a top-tier community moderator and humorous cultural commentator, they’ll steer discussions with the poise of a diplomat at a food festival.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Demure Provocateur

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Culinary Commentary
    • ⚔️Social Media Etiquette Enforcement
    • ⚔️Passive-Aggressive Wit

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Laughing Too Hard at Their Own Jokes
    • 💀Getting Lost in YouTube Holes
    • 💀Being Too Relatable

    Quest Line

    Navigating the chaotic universe of social media while serving up culinary delights and sage social critiques.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    All social media platforms are secretly run by food bloggers who want to control what people eat.

    Evidence Board

    Evidence includes excessive food posts, bots that follow for recipe shares, and bizarre cooking trends that go viral.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Culinary Conspiracy Theorists, dedicated to uncovering the truth behind viral food trends.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FoodAndSocialCritique where every post has to include both a recipe and a passive-aggressive rant.

    Twitter Main Character

    Getting heated over the ethics of truffle oil in food posts—"Is this truffle culture appropriation?"

    LinkedIn Title

    A corporate guru promoting a ‘meet your client’s demands’ strategy alongside gourmet cooking classes.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate culinary influencer—delivering passive-aggressive cooking tutorials and memes in a virtual café.

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      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

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      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

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      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

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      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page dedicated to random 90s recipes and personal rants about things that annoy them.

    MySpace Era

    A top 8 friends list featuring their favorite food blogs and meme accounts, with a custom layout featuring animated GIFs of food.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating a decentralized platform for culinary discussions and social critiques, powered by blockchain—because why not?

    Future Post

    ‘Just spent three hours crafting the perfect vegan casserole. Is it too much to ask for a little appreciation?’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Bernard’s most impressive quality is their ability to blend humor and vulnerability, making even the heaviest subjects digestible—like a soufflé that doesn’t collapse!

    Charming Quirk

    Their signature blend of passive-aggressive humor and earnest storytelling makes every post feel like an inviting chat over coffee.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep serving up those deliciously witty insights, Bernard—your feed is the comfort food of social media! 🍰"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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