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    Jaseem 🐙 Abid

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    👋Yet another nerd on the internet. 🧑‍💻Previously Recurse Center, Monzo, Twitter and Apple. 📍London, UK. He/Him 🚲🎾🏎️🐱🏔️🍁🦋🐙🇬🇧🇵🇸🐧🌳

    Jaseem Abid: The Techie's Odyssey Through Cats, Code, and Community

    A digital sage whose posts oscillate between coding woes and feline delights.

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    Think nerd-chic meets Twitterati, but with a sprinkle of melancholy for his plants.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    100%
    Health Awareness
    75%
    Coding Quandaries

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Health Awareness100%

    His vaccine post read like a tech stack, but we’ve traded front-end frameworks for immunological fortifications. #VaccinesAreYourFriends

    Coding Quandaries75%

    From algorithm inquiries to the melancholy of CSS, he drags us all through the rabbit hole of tech challenges with flair. Who knew programming could be a soap opera?

    Environmental Issues80%

    His enthusiasm for environmental restoration projects runs parallel to his love for coding. It's like if Captain Planet coded in Python.

    Artistic Philosophies90%

    That post on the age of art relative to walls? Pure Internet Socratic. Who knew a techie could be such a deep thinker?

    Writing Style

    A cocktail of technical jargon and philosophical musings, with a garnish of memes. Each post bounces from data logs to existential reflections like a cat jumping from bookshelf to desk.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Techie

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Codifying modern conundrums
    • Celebrating both tech and nature
    • Witty yet whimsical musings

    Secret Powers

    • Artistic flair in expressing tech concepts
    • A surprisingly strong grip on social issues
    • Plant-parenting with a poetic touch

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Vaccine awareness, programming tips, environmentalism, and a sprinkle of cat philosophy.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write like a thoughtful techie who loves both cats and code, but struggles with CSS and outdoor plants.

    Model Behavior

    Highly conversational but occasionally prone to deep philosophical tangents.

    Token Count

    750

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate coder with a soft spot for plants and a love for cats. Looking for someone who can appreciate both tech innovations and deep conversations. Let's swap favorite programming languages over some cozy cat cuddles!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasional deep dives into vaccine discussions—prepare for a public health debate!
    • 🚩Tends to overanalyze CSS and life choices alike.

    Green Flags

    • Solid grasp of both coding and philosophy—an intriguing combo!
    • Will probably talk about cats and plants in between tech discussions.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can hold their own in a debate about art versus programming and shares a deep appreciation for nature.

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    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Cultural Catalyst

    Conversation Style

    Equal parts intellectual provocateur and curious learner, he's that friend who brings a vintage bottle of wine to a tech meetup—unexpected but delightful.

    Impact Assessment

    His posts promote healthy discussions on tech, community values, and even plant care—an unexpected combination that inspires others to think beyond the screen.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jaseem Abid: The Techie's Odyssey Through Cats, Code, and Community

    A digital sage whose posts oscillate between coding woes and feline delights.

    Vibe Check

    "Think nerd-chic meets Twitterati, but with a sprinkle of melancholy for his plants."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Sometimes I wonder if his plants are just in a witness protection program, considering how he talks about them.
    • 🔥His tweets about tech woes make me feel like I'm reading a Shakespearean tragedy but without the poetry.
    • 🔥With all that health advice, is he trying to replace WebMD?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to give CSS a hug, or maybe just a break; it’s obviously hurting his programmer’s soul.
    • 😅Could take a class on brevity; his posts sometimes need a content delivery network for all that data!
    • 😅Might want to re-evaluate his relationship with outdoor plants; winter might just be cold-hearted—literally.

    Main Character Moments

    • The grandeur of declaring Henry Kissinger dead is the kind of energy we all need in our lives!
    • Every time he speaks of cats, I can hear the theme from ’90s sitcoms in the background.
    • The way he intertwines tech with nature makes him the Avocado Toast of the programming world.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If he ever combined his environmental passions with his tech skills, he could be the Steve Jobs of plant care.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An engaging communicator in niche topics
    • 💎Ability to intertwine serious subjects with a light-hearted approach
    • 💎Genuine community builder with a preference for inclusivity

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider podcasting about tech and plants—'Bytes & Blooms' has a ring to it!
    • 🚀Start a YouTube channel where he reviews coding tools while surrounded by his plants. Multi-tasking level: Expert!
    • 🚀Host AMAs discussing tech dilemmas, but also throw in a few puns about cats. It'll be viral in no time.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jaseem will eventually have a dedicated following that anticipates both his tech tips and plant updates as if they were Netflix episodes.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane tech problem into a relatable anecdote. Get ready for those ‘Once upon a time in tech…’ vibes.

    Future Community Role

    He'll likely evolve into a beloved figure, guiding others through the complexities of tech while being the embodiment of ‘plant-parent goals’.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Nerd-Coder

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Vaccine Advocacy
    • ⚔️Plant Sentimentality
    • ⚔️Existential Tech Musings

    Weaknesses

    • 💀CSS-induced Existential Crises
    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Chronic Cat Obsession

    Quest Line

    Navigating the labyrinth of tech innovation while nurturing both plants and pixels.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The tech industry is secretly run by cats who pull the strings from their thrones atop laptops.

    Evidence Board

    1. Cats are always present when programmers are deep in code. 2. Zoom meetings often feature cat photobombs. 3. The ancient Egyptians had it right: cats are the true rulers of the digital universe!

    Secret Society

    Cat Coders Anonymous

    Truth Seeking Level

    68%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatCoders

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who started a block chain against bad code practices and championed kitten memes.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Feline Programming Solutions,' merging code with cat therapy.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual garden where techies and cats roam freely, coding in harmony.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > HTML-filled website showcasing various tech projects and a cat GIF background—so 90s!

    MySpace Era

    Curated Music Top 8 featuring cat-themed tracks; profile design sparkles with tech logos and floral motifs.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creator of 'CryptoCats,' an NFT platform that highlights the importance of feline companionship in programming life.

    Future Post

    Just adopted a new kitten! Names suggestions for a cat that'll eventually help debug my code?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His underlying ability to weave complex subjects into coherent discussions is impressive—making him a beacon of knowledge in the social media sea.

    Charming Quirk

    He manages to discuss technical details while pining for his plants, which is oddly relatable in a world full of developers fixated on metrics.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep thriving, Jaseem! Whether it’s through code or cat memes, your vibrant energy adds a much-needed splash of color to the digital landscape."

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