Mainly Tottenham and a bit of politics.
Jon Crossick: The Spurs Advocate You Didn't Know You Needed
A Bluesky user who balances fervent Tottenham fandom with a sprinkle of political insight, all while mastering the art of signal over noise.
Imagine a passionate Spurs fan who moonlights as a political commentator. That's Jon in a nutshell: equal parts football fanatic, social justice warrior, and Bluesky bard.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A dedicated fan who's got Spurs in his veins, Jon’s posts read like a love letter to the team, with all the thrill of a nail-biting match. #COYS is practically his middle name.
Jon's keen not just on the pitch but off it too—his insights into journalism's move to Bluesky reveal a mind that doesn't just consume media but critically engages with it.
Political posts are a mixed bag—sometimes insightful, sometimes inevitable grumbles that feel like they belong in a pub debate. Expect frequent rants about ‘political rat fuckery’—Jon might just be the new Socrates of Bluesky.
Writing Style
Jon’s style oscillates between lively commentary and fact-packed observations that you'd want to read with a pint in hand. If Twitter had a long-lost poetic cousin, he'd be it: witty one-liners laced with insightful observations, and a penchant for the dramatic flourish.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Sports Enthusiast
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unwavering Spurs loyalty
- Engaging political commentary
- Unique mix of humor and insight
Secret Powers
- ✨Captivating storytelling through sports
- ✨Witty political critiques
- ✨Spotting trends in digital journalism
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Tottenham fandom, political commentary, digital media trends
Prompt Engineering
Analyze sports and politics through a humorous lens while maintaining engagement.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for sports and snarky commentary
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tottenham fanatic with a side of political intrigue. Let’s bond over footie, share a pint, and critique the latest media blunders together."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about political rat fuckery
- 🚩Can’t seem to log off during matchdays
- 🚩Might discuss Spurs over dinner, sorry
Green Flags
- ✅Engaging conversations about football and media
- ✅Knows how to have a laugh
- ✅Will always support your opinions about Spurs
Perfect Match
Someone who shares a passion for sports, isn’t afraid of a good debate, and can handle the ups and downs of Spurs' season.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Spurs Evangelist
Conversation Style
Engaging yet approachable—Jon regularly joins conversations like he’s inviting friends over for a match, never forgetting the snacks (or the banter).
Impact Assessment
With 99 followers and a knack for conversation, Jon’s like the well-informed friend who always brings the best takeaway when discussing Spurs. A positive vibe creator, he’s building his own fan club, one post at a time.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jon Crossick: The Spurs Advocate You Didn't Know You Needed
A Bluesky user who balances fervent Tottenham fandom with a sprinkle of political insight, all while mastering the art of signal over noise.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a passionate Spurs fan who moonlights as a political commentator. That's Jon in a nutshell: equal parts football fanatic, social justice warrior, and Bluesky bard."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who tweets about disinformation, Jon sure seems to enjoy sharing some questionable memes.
- 🔥The only time he replies to a political debate with grace is when it’s disguised as a football discussion.
- 🔥Jon’s posts about Spurs could fill an archive; too bad he doesn’t score a like on every 5th one.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Over-relying on #COYS like it’s a life raft in a sea of mediocrity—remember, it’s a hashtag, not an insurance policy.
- 😅Occasionally mistaking retweets for real engagement—don’t worry, Jon, they can’t hear you scream.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared ‘this result is for every fan who didn’t overreact’—a true North Star for the Spurs’ ship of dreams.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a solid foundation in sports and politics, Jon’s potential lies in weaving these themes into a compelling narrative that could resonate with a wider audience.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A finely-tuned balance of sports and political discourse that few can match.
- 💎An engaging communication style that invites likes and discussions like moths to a flame.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching out into podcasting—your voice deserves a platform.
- 🚀Try highlighting the emotional side of supports; who doesn’t want to read about the heartbreak of a Spurs fan?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Jon to emerge as a go-to commentator for Spurs match analysis—he might just wear the 'Armchair Analyst' cap full-time soon.
Potential Superpower
The ability to infuse sporting conversations with deeper social commentary, making even the most mundane matches engaging.
Future Community Role
Viewers will start seeking out his analyses as the ‘Spurs Insider’—the trusted voice in a sea of noise.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sports Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Observations
- ⚔️Endless Spurs Loyalty
- ⚔️Insightful Media Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of #COYS
- 💀Unabashed Memes
- 💀Frequent Distractions by Trolls
Quest Line
To balance the chaos of sports fandom with the clarity of political discourse, spreading Spurs joy while navigating the disinformation minefield.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The English Premier League is secretly controlled by a cabal of former Spurs players, orchestrating results to support their fanbase.
Evidence Board
Clips of suspicious referee decisions, charts of Spurs players' career paths post-retirement, rumors of a secret Tottenham fan society.
Secret Society
The Society of Unbreakable Spurs Fan Bonds (SUSFB)
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SpursFandom
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally tweets during every Spurs match, causing chaos in the comment section.
LinkedIn Title
Head of a think tank focused on sports diplomacy and the socio-political implications of football.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar providing live commentary with a digital pint in hand, seamlessly blending football stats with political critique.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile with Top 8 friends consisting of famous Spurs players and heated debates in the comments about the best match ever.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized sports analysis platform where fans can bet on the truthfulness of media coverage of Tottenham.
Future Post
"Can we just take a moment for how Spurs have evolved? Here’s my detailed analysis on our social impact in the league—#COYS’ journey continues!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jon's impressive ability to synthesize complex topics into bite-sized nuggets of wisdom is delightful.
Charming Quirk
His delightful habit of engaging with his followers as if they're all long-lost friends at a pub, sharing stories and laughs.
Final Encouragement
"Keep doing you, Jon! May your Bluesky adventure be filled with goals—on and off the pitch!"
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