Jack Monroe

@jackmonroe.bsky.social

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13,321

Posts

391

Following

1,509

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Joined

Nov 15, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Unequal parts writing cookery books, plotting (literary) murders, Excel spreadsheet geekery, manic depression, raging against injustice, and photos of my menagerie (not a euphemism).

Jack Monroe: The Excel Wizard with a Side of Witty Rebellion

A mix of culinary expertise and sharp social commentary, all served with a side of spreadsheets.

Think Gordon Ramsay meets Stephen Hawking, with a hint of Muppet chaos.

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Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Mental Health

75%

Cookery

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Mental Health85%

Jack dives into discussions about mental health with the finesse of a tightrope walker. Balancing between humor and honesty, they manage to tackle heavy subjects while making us chuckle at their own absurdities. It's like a therapy session at a comedy club!

Cookery75%

When it comes to food, Jack's posts are a delightful buffet of humor and culinary wisdom. From spontaneous wing orders to elaborate chutney combinations, they serve up joy like a five-star chef with a knack for improv!

Social Commentary90%

With the sharpness of a chef’s knife, Jack slices through societal issues, from children’s fears of quicksand to the joys of public happiness amidst turmoil. Their ability to blend sarcasm with profound insight is nothing short of a masterclass in social commentary!

Writing Style

Jack’s writing reads like a stream-of-consciousness chat over coffee, sprinkled with delightful tangents and the occasional pun. They weave their thoughts together like a perfectly executed soufflé—light, airy, and occasionally prone to collapse under pressure.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Culinary Sage & Spreadsheet Sorcerer

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Excel wizardry
Witty self-deprecation
Passionate social justice advocacy

Secret Powers

✨Data analysis
✨Creative writing
✨Cooking diverse cuisines

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Data analysis, cookery books, and social justice discussions

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous yet insightful commentary on life's complexities and culinary delights

Model Behavior

Like an over-caffeinated GPT-3 with a passion for data and a soft spot for puns

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Culinary enthusiast with an Excel addiction. I have a flair for witty commentary and a soft spot for social justice. My ideal date involves spontaneous wing orders and pondering over life’s absurdities!"

Red Flags

🚩May start debates during dinner
🚩Excel sheets might appear at any moment
🚩Occasional existential musings

Green Flags

✅Passionate about cooking and trying new recipes
✅Open about mental health
✅Shares a love for hot wings

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep conversations, spontaneous adventures, and doesn't mind a few crumbs on the couch.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Cheerleader of Chaos

Conversation Style

Engaging and unfettered, with a flair for absurdity. Conversations with Jack feel like a lively dinner party where everyone is encouraged to share their quirks and fumble through the awkwardness together.

Impact Assessment

Jack fosters an atmosphere where vulnerability is paired with laughter, making their online space a sanctuary for those craving authenticity amidst the chaos.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Jack Monroe: The Excel Wizard with a Side of Witty Rebellion

A mix of culinary expertise and sharp social commentary, all served with a side of spreadsheets.

Vibe Check

"Think Gordon Ramsay meets Stephen Hawking, with a hint of Muppet chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Jack’s love for spreadsheets is so intense, even Excel is beginning to feel threatened!
🔥With those hot takes, Jack might just ignite the entire feed—prepare for a social media barbecue!
🔥For someone who’s constantly debating, Jack seems remarkably unprepared for a real-life frog confrontation!

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps tone down the number of all-nighters; we don’t want Jack turning into an actual spreadsheet!
😅Moderation in everything, including hot wings—there’s a limit to celebratory feasting!

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring a week off for self-care only to end up knee-deep in hot wings and napping—truly the hero we all need!
✨The moment Jack shared their NHS realization was like the plot twist of a well-scripted drama—heartfelt yet comical!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Jack could harness their love for data and storytelling into a full-fledged book or podcast, combining humor, cookery, and mental health tips—'Pressure Cooking: A Recipe for Mental Wellness' anyone?

Unique Advantages

💎Witty and relatable writing style
💎Ability to connect people through shared experiences
💎Deep understanding of social issues

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider diving deeper into those culinary escapades—how does one develop a sweet tooth for spreadsheets?
🚀Engage your followers with polls or questions about their own quirky habits—let’s build that community spirit!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Jack could soon find themselves collaborating with chefs or mental health advocates, merging those two worlds for some truly unique content!

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of turning data into digestible and hilarious stories—we’re looking at the next viral food science sensation here, folks!

Future Community Role

A trusted voice for those feeling overwhelmed by life’s complexities, continuing to blend humor with necessary conversations.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Witty Rebel

Special Abilities

⚔️Excel Wizardry
⚔️Culinary Inspiration
⚔️Mental Health Advocacy

Weaknesses

💀Procrastination
💀Overthinking (especially deadlines)
💀Unyielding Love for Spreadsheets

Quest Line

Creating a world where laughter leads to social change, one spreadsheet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Spreadsheets are secretly controlling our minds

Evidence Board

Too many people spend hours on Excel—are they being programmed?

Secret Society

Society of Culinary Spreadsheet Enthusiasts

Truth Seeking Level

77%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CulinaryConspiracies

Twitter Main Character

Jack Monroe debating an AI about the merits of Excel vs. hands-on cooking

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Nerds Unite: The Excelsior Academy of Culinary Arts'

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate culinary guru creating recipes that exist in three dimensions.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML Geocities site dedicated to spreadsheets and wing recipes, complete with animated dancing images

MySpace Era

Custom background with a glittery Excel logo and top 8 friends ranked by Excel expertise

Web3 Destiny

Launching a crypto project called 'Spreadsheets to Plates' where data predicts culinary trends

Future Post

Just handed in my latest project on how digital dinner parties might just save us all!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jack's most impressive quality is their unapologetic authenticity; navigating personal and societal struggles with humor that disarms and engages.

Charming Quirk

Those moments of delightful self-deprecation remind us that we’re all just humans—flailing through the absurdity of life together.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing boundaries, Jack! Your delightful blend of humor and heart makes the Internet a better place—just don’t let the spreadsheets dominate your narrative!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.