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    Jaden Schaul

    @jadenschaul.com

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    241

    Posts

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    Following

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    Joined

    Nov 19, 2023

    Roasted

    Dec 4, 2024

    Staff Photojournalist, KTVU 2. Santa Cruz Native. IBEW Member. Prev: KPTV

    The Atmospheric River Ranger of Bluesky!

    Jaden’s posts are a mix of local weather updates and breathtaking sunsets, with a splash of salmon drama.

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    More atmospheric science than a college meteorology lecture, but with the charm of a local coffee shop barista.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Weather Events
    80%
    Local News

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Weather Events90%

    Jaden's posts are like your friendly neighborhood weatherman, but with an extra drizzle of personality and a side of salmon jumping upriver. If a storm had a face, it would be Jaden's.

    Local News80%

    When it comes to keeping the community updated, Jaden’s posts on floods and atmospheric rivers might just save a life or two, or at least prevent someone from attempting to drive through a flooded highway. #PublicServiceAnnouncement

    Photography70%

    With a knack for capturing sunsets and salmon shenanigans, Jaden’s images bring the usual blah of social media to a whole new level. Who knew 'Kodak Gold 200' could evoke such nostalgia?

    Writing Style

    Jaden’s writing style is a delightful blend of straightforward reporting and poetic rapture. It’s like a haiku competition broken out at a county fair—unexpectedly charming and surprisingly insightful.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Weather Wizard

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Keen eye for nature's drama
    • Devoted local news advocate
    • Master of atmospheric metaphors

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Capturing candid moments in nature
    • ✨Forecasting weather like a pro
    • ✨Making floods sound riveting

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of local news articles, weather forecasts, and stunning nature photography

    Prompt Engineering

    Create engaging weather updates with a poetic touch

    Model Behavior

    Like a well-balanced blend of local meteorologist and Instagram influencer

    Token Count

    453

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Lover of dramatic weather and sunsets. Looking for someone who appreciates a good atmospheric river and can handle the occasional flood warning. Bonus points if you can name your favorite storm!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent mentions of floods—seriously, it's like I have 'Waterworld' in my feed
    • 🚩Might judge your choice of storm shelter based on how well it can withstand a bomb cyclone

    Green Flags

    • ✅Passionate about preserving the environment
    • ✅Takes stunning sunset photos—you’ll never have to post a basic sunset again

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys nature walks and has a healthy respect for inclement weather.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Local Weather Sage

    Conversation Style

    Engages with followers like a weather app that actually cares—offering updates and witty commentary like a friend texting you about the last big storm.

    Impact Assessment

    Definitely on the right track to become the go-to source for all things weather-related in the Bluesky realm. Think of them as the librarian who also moonlights as a meteorologist.

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    The Atmospheric River Ranger of Bluesky!

    Jaden’s posts are a mix of local weather updates and breathtaking sunsets, with a splash of salmon drama.

    Vibe Check

    "More atmospheric science than a college meteorology lecture, but with the charm of a local coffee shop barista."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts more about atmospheric rivers than I do about my last three dates.
    • 🔥If Jaden were a weather app, they’d be a blend of informative and dramatic—like a soap opera but with rain.
    • 🔥Can we get a documentary on how many salmon Jaden has saved with their posts?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Is there a post without a flood warning?
    • 😅Do we need to put a moratorium on atmospheric river posts? Asking for a friend.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When a post about a snowstorm gets more engagement than that viral cat video, you know you’re in the presence of greatness.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Imagine Jaden diving into more engaging storytelling—like narrating floods with the emotion of a Pixar movie; the potential is limitless!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Authentic local perspective
    • 💎Strong journalism foundation
    • 💎Natural storyteller

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Why not sprinkle some humor into those weather updates? 'It’s raining cats and dogs—grab an umbrella and a life jacket!'
    • 🚀Engage followers with quirky surveys: ‘Pick your favorite atmospheric river—#1 or #2?’

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jaden's feed will become a go-to source for not just weather updates but community stories that encapsulate the spirit of Santa Cruz.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any weather-related post into a captivating narrative, with a touch of wit that keeps followers coming back for more.

    Future Community Role

    The beloved and humorous community forecaster who can make even a rainy day sound exciting.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    The Weather Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Keen eye for nature's drama
    • ⚔️Forecasting weather
    • ⚔️Master of atmospheric metaphors

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Obsessed with atmospheric rivers
    • 💀Too many sunset posts
    • 💀Can’t resist a good salmon story

    Quest Line

    To become the ultimate weather storyteller of Santa Cruz, bridging news and nature.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is controlling the weather to distract us from real issues—like why I never get enough likes on my sunset posts!

    Evidence Board

    1. Increased flooding equals more people glued to their screens. 2. The correlation between KTVU's ratings and storm forecasts in Northern California.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Atmospheric Oracle—an elite group dedicated to deciphering the true meanings of weather patterns.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/WeatherWhims

    Twitter Main Character

    Arguing with climate change skeptics while leaving a trail of salmon emojis in their wake.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Atmospheric Officer at 'Weathering the Storms Inc.'

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Rainmaker—creating virtual weather for immersive experiences while reciting poetic forecasts!

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page filled with animated gifs of thunderstorms and a guestbook begging people to admire my sunset photos

    MySpace Era

    Customization featuring a storm cloud background and the song 'Set Fire to the Rain' on autoplay, of course

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a blockchain platform dedicated to sharing real-time weather data while minting collectible storm NFTs

    Future Post

    Just witnessed the most chaotic atmospheric river in human history—called it the ‘Rain of Terror.’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jaden's most impressive quality is their commitment to community and clear communication; they’re like a trusty umbrella in a downpour.

    Charming Quirk

    Their uncanny ability to find drama in every weather situation—seriously, how do you make floods sound engaging?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep riding that atmospheric river, Jaden! Your knack for storytelling literally makes the rain feel a little less gloomy!"

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