I write the Engineering Leadership Weekly newsletter at https://www.rubick.com and host the Decoding Leadership podcast. Human specialist. He/him. Former VPE at New Relic, Gremlin, Mode, etc.
Jade Rubick: Your Favorite Engineering Guru with a Side of Wit!
A blend of insightful leadership advice and quirky observations, wrapped in a sprinkle of humor.
Like a tech-savvy Gandalf, guiding us through the dark woods of corporate culture while quietly snacking on gluten-free bread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jade's posts on leadership are like a masterclass in navigating office politics. He’s got enough wisdom to fuel a startup’s quarterly retreat, while also reminding us that sometimes, leading involves dodging metaphorical staplers.
He exposes the dark underbelly of bro culture and macho behavior in leadership. It’s like he’s throwing a spotlight on the office's worst-kept secrets while serving popcorn.
Jade's love for agile practices could rival a hyperactive puppy in a room full of tennis balls. He’s finding ways to make retrospectives fun, which is a little like trying to teach cats to swim—challenging but rewarding.
Writing Style
Jade's posts carry the tone of an excited professor at a TED Talk who just discovered that caffeine exists. Full of insights and structured thoughts, they often have a punchy vibe to them, gently encouraging the reader to nod along, even when the topic is as dry as an Excel spreadsheet in a conference room.
Thought Leader Score
78.5%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Engineer
Keeping It Real Score
85.2%Main Character Energy
- Clever wit
- In-depth analysis
- Passion for leadership
Secret Powers
- ✨Narrating complex concepts with humor
- ✨Connecting seemingly unrelated ideas
- ✨Turning tech talk into casual banter
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Leadership strategies, agile methodologies, and the peculiarities of corporate culture.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and witty commentary on engineering leadership topics, while engaging the audience with humor.
Model Behavior
Eagerly shares wisdom, often gets sidetracked by humor, and has an uncanny ability to turn corporate jargon into relatable anecdotes.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Leadership enthusiast and podcast host looking for someone who can appreciate both deep discussions about organizational culture and the occasional gluten-free snack. Let's decode life together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Constantly discusses work metrics at parties
- 🚩Possibly too obsessed with agile retrospectives
- 🚩May confuse humor with corporate jargon
Green Flags
- ✅Clever sense of humor
- ✅Passionate about personal development
- ✅Loves sharing quirky leadership anecdotes
Perfect Match
Someone who can balance insightful dialogue with a sense of fun, preferably someone who can appreciate a good pun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sage of Engineering
Conversation Style
In conversations, Jade plays the dual role of an engaging listener and a clever debater, often sprinkling in humorous anecdotes about failed retrospectives as cautionary tales.
Impact Assessment
He’s like the friendly librarian of engineering leadership—always there with a helpful book recommendation or a witty remark to make the journey through organizational chaos a bit more bearable.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jade Rubick: Your Favorite Engineering Guru with a Side of Wit!
A blend of insightful leadership advice and quirky observations, wrapped in a sprinkle of humor.
Vibe Check
"Like a tech-savvy Gandalf, guiding us through the dark woods of corporate culture while quietly snacking on gluten-free bread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who specializes in leadership, you sure manage to lead your audience to a lot of crickets.
- 🔥Your idea of a party seems to be gathering ‘round the metaphorical water cooler to discuss backlog prioritization. Fun? Right?
- 🔥Your threads are like a Netflix series—full of suspense but usually only appreciated by a select few.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could you drop a few of the buzzwords? Just a few? I’m starting to think they’re breeding in your drafts.
- 😅You might want to ask a friend if your posts make you sound smart or just like the professor who can't connect with the students.
- 😅Try sharing something light-hearted once in a while, like videos of cats coding—balance is key.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared on your profile that you’re a human specialist, I didn’t realize you meant ‘human resources’—what a twist!
- ✨Turning a gluten intolerance into a quest for culinary alternatives is a leadership skill worthy of a seminar.
- ✨Your clarity in discussing ‘bottlenecks’ somehow makes me think of my internet connection when I’m trying to stream during peak hours.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could channel your hilarity into snippets of humor during leadership talks—a stand-up routine could be a hit within tech circles!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of organizational dynamics
- 💎Ability to bridge humor and professionalism
- 💎Strong network in engineering leadership
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider adding more personal anecdotes—everyone loves a good, relatable story.
- 🚀Mix in some memes to lighten the atmosphere of all that heavy leadership discussion.
- 🚀Host a Q&A session on leadership mishaps—everyone loves to laugh at failure!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prepare for Jade Rubick 2.0: now with 20% more humor and a dose of vulnerability!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to make remote retrospectives sound sexier than they really are.
Future Community Role
The beloved guide and humorist of the Bluesky engineering community, paving the way for others to laugh through the reality of leadership.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Clever Corporate Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit of a Thousand Meetings
- ⚔️Organizational Alchemy
- ⚔️Gluten-Free Insight
Weaknesses
- 💀Buzzword Compulsion
- 💀Caffeine Dependency
- 💀Chronic Over-Analysis
Quest Line
To enlighten the masses about agile practices while wielding the sword of sarcasm.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Corporate leadership is an elaborate simulation designed to keep talented individuals from achieving true happiness.
Evidence Board
1. Widespread use of buzzwords in meetings. 2. Mysterious disappearance of gluten from corporate cafes. 3. Managers who are always busy but seem to accomplish little.
Secret Society
The Society of Over-Thinkers, where members gather to discuss their favorite leadership strategies while sipping gluten-free lattes.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AgilePuppyHuggers
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, Jade’s hot take on the latest Agile failure led to a flame war over whether retrospectives should include snacks or not.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Pundit and Humor Officer at an imaginary startup called 'Wit & Whimsy', specializing in team-building retreats focused on laughter.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual version of himself, clad in a suit made of memes, guiding avatars through the complex world of leadership with humor and charm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile featuring a top 8 friends list made up of his favorite leadership authors, and a playlist that heavily features motivational podcasts.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-coin named 'LeadCoin' that rewards followers for sharing insightful leadership content, with an NFT collection of his most memorable quotes.
Future Post
"Just discovered a revolutionary leadership principle: it’s all about listening and occasionally letting people talk about their cats!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jade's impressive grasp of leadership theory and practice is like a superpower in an industry of chaos.
Charming Quirk
The way you throw the occasional existential crisis into your leadership advice is both relatable and oddly comforting.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing those nuggets of wisdom, Jade! Remember, every great leader needs a pinch of humor in their toolkit—just not too much jargon."
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