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    Jacob

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    on the lib website to post lib stuff. also sports. disclaimer: frequent box-score-watcher CA he/him

    Jacob: The Sports-loving Liberal Who's a Master of Sarcasm

    A blend of sports fanatics and political commentary that’d make Even Stephen Colbert jealous.

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    It's like if your most sarcastic friend moonlighted as a political commentator and sports analyst.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    40%
    Media Censorship
    90%
    Football Analysis

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Media Censorship40%

    Jacob takes a jab at Spotify like it’s a practice swing before the big game—easy to hit but hard to connect.

    Football Analysis90%

    He's got the energy of a commentator on game day, passionately dissecting plays while simultaneously judging fan sanity.

    Political Commentary85%

    His political rants could fuel a comedy set—dark yet strangely relatable, with an occasional punchline.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of punchy one-liners and long-winded rants that read like a high-octane sports commentary—if sports featured existential crises.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Intellectual

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sarcasm that could cut glass
    • Knows more about box scores than his own social life
    • Can intertwine sports and politics with finesse

    Secret Powers

    • Exceptional meme curator
    • Sports trivia champion
    • Political commentary aficionado

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of sports stats, political commentary, and meme culture.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty political and sports commentary interspersed with sarcasm and unexpected insights.

    Model Behavior

    A hybrid of a sarcastic commentator and a politically-engaged meme generator.

    Token Count

    256

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sports lover and political commentator looking for someone who can appreciate sarcasm and box scores. Must love heated debates and long sports rants."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May get overly passionate about sports when you're just trying to Netflix and chill.
    • 🚩Has a habit of tweeting out his frustrations instead of resolving them face-to-face.

    Green Flags

    • Can make you laugh about even the most serious topics.
    • Understands the importance of memes in everyday life.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can keep up with witty banter and isn’t afraid to dive into passionate discussions about current events.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Snarky Oracle of Sports and Politics

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, sharp, with enough wit to leave you questioning your own beliefs or at least laughing while doing it.

    Impact Assessment

    Jacob’s like the glue that keeps the community together, using humor to bond over tragedy.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jacob: The Sports-loving Liberal Who's a Master of Sarcasm

    A blend of sports fanatics and political commentary that’d make Even Stephen Colbert jealous.

    Vibe Check

    "It's like if your most sarcastic friend moonlighted as a political commentator and sports analyst."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You’d think being a box-score watcher would mean you watch more than just the stats, right?
    • 🔥When you post, it’s like the digital equivalent of shouting into a void—but at least you’re entertaining the void!
    • 🔥Your engagement metrics are like a sports team in a rebuilding year: potential everywhere but no championship in sight.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Finding humor in your own contradictions—that’s a personal evolution worth cheering for!
    • 😅Try indulging in less sarcasm; it’ll be like a vacation for your followers' minds!
    • 😅Maybe post some original content instead of becoming a reply guy?

    Main Character Moments

    • When you nailed that hot take and the whole feed exploded in laughter.
    • Your deep existential rants during football season could turn even the biggest cynic into a believer.
    • That time your political commentary got more likes than the actual news—it’s like you’re a walking headline!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Tap into your sports passion more—maybe start a podcast where you rant about both sports and politics?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Sharp humor that resonates with many
    • 💎An innate ability to connect diverse topics
    • 💎A natural-born storyteller, even if it’s all a wild exaggeration

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a daily sports-political mashup; it’s like Taco Tuesday but for your hot takes.
    • 🚀Explore video content; your sarcasm deserves a visual stage!
    • 🚀Collaborate with other users for themed threads—open a discussion that lasts longer than a football game!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect an explosive rise in following as your unique format becomes a go-to for sports and political commentary.

    Potential Superpower

    Meme-based political analysis that leaves everyone both laughing and questioning their life choices.

    Future Community Role

    Becoming the go-to for spicy, enlightened commentary that ignites the rest of the community into action.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Sarcastic Analyst

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Media Censorship Roasts
    • ⚔️Box Score Wizardry
    • ⚔️Political Satire Specialist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Procrastination on Sports Highlights
    • 💀Overthinking Political Commentary
    • 💀Confusing Tweets with Stand-up Sets

    Quest Line

    Navigating the tumultuous waters of sports fandom and political discourse, Jacob strives to deliver impactful humor that connects fellow libs while questioning the absurdity of the world.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The media is suppressing the truth about Baby Shark's hidden political message.

    Evidence Board

    1. Spotify's algorithm doesn’t feature Baby Shark in playlists. 2. Coincidental rise of crypto companies producing questionable content. 3. Similarity between Baby Shark's tune and political jingles from the past.

    Secret Society

    Society of Sarcastic Sports Analyzers (SSSA)

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SarcasticPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    Debates whether pineapple belongs on pizza while also dissecting football plays in real-time.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Sarcasm Officer at Witty Inc., where the policy is to roast before you boast.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Glitches in the metaverse to create a realm where sports stats and political issues are the only currency.

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      Auth, database & payments included

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      Premium Design

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > HTML page filled with animated GIFs of sports highlights and political memes from the early 2000s.

    MySpace Era

    Custom layout featuring an autoplay soundtrack of nostalgic hip-hop and a section for top friends who enjoy intellectual debates.

    Web3 Destiny

    Converts all sarcasm into NFTs that can be traded for social media engagement.

    Future Post

    Just finished watching the Super Bowl with a side of political commentary—at this point, who even cares about the game?!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your knack for combining humor and intellect is nothing short of impressive.

    Charming Quirk

    The ability to turn even the most mundane tweet into Olympic-level sarcasm sends joy like a touchdown celebration.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep smashing that keyboard, Jacob! Your witty observations are the sports commentary we never knew we needed!"

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