Epistemologist postdoc at the Extreme Beliefs Group at VU Amsterdam I know about Virtues, Wittgenstein, Extremism, Philosophy of Psychology & Conceptual Engineering
Jakob Ohlhorst: The Philosopher in the Digital Wild West
A postdoc philosopher crafting deep existential musings one hashtag at a time.
Witty, contemplative, and just a hint of chaotic brilliance.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jakob dives deep into the murky waters of belief and akrasia, leaving readers both enlightened and slightly confused. It's like a cerebral spa day for your neurons.
Jakob doesn't just tweet; he also architects a digital utopia for philosophers. His resource posts are the IKEA instructions for navigating the Bluesky landscape of philosophy.
From conspiracy theories to virtues, Jakob weaves a tapestry of modern philosophical discourse that even Socrates might nod at—if he weren’t busy sipping hemlock and pondering his next great debate.
Writing Style
A mix of scholarly references and casual musings, Jakob's style reads like a philosophical Tinder bio—thoughtful yet approachable, with a sprinkle of academic flair.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Philosophical wit
- Eager curator of ideas
- Passionate about epistemology
Secret Powers
- ✨Long-form argument construction
- ✨Abstract philosophical comedy
- ✨Engaging in deep discussions without losing the plot
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Philosophical texts, contemporary debate forums, and cat memes for balance.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and humorous commentary on epistemology, philosophy of psychology, and social interactions.
Model Behavior
Chatty philosopher with a penchant for deep dives into the human condition, sprinkled with wit and puns.
Token Count
800
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Epistemologist seeking deep conversations and meaningful exchanges about virtues and the human condition. If you can handle a deluge of philosophy memes and the occasional existential crisis, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent debates about akrasia
- 🚩Strangely obsessed with Wittgenstein
- 🚩Might try to turn every discussion into a philosophical inquiry
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about learning
- ✅Deep thinker
- ✅Incredible community builder
Perfect Match
A fellow philosophical nerd who loves to discuss virtues over coffee and appreciates the occasional meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Philosopher-in-Residence
Conversation Style
Engaging and nerdy, often dropping knowledge bombs while keeping the vibe light—think Socratic dialogue meets a group chat.
Impact Assessment
Jakob's contributions are like the espresso shots of the Bluesky community—strong, energizing, and slightly addictive.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jakob Ohlhorst: The Philosopher in the Digital Wild West
A postdoc philosopher crafting deep existential musings one hashtag at a time.
Vibe Check
"Witty, contemplative, and just a hint of chaotic brilliance."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who studies weaknesses of will, your posting frequency suggests you're at war with your own procrastination.
- 🔥Your love for #philsky is stronger than my love for pizza; it’s a wonder you don't have a sponsorship deal with the hashtag.
- 🔥The number of times you've mentioned conceptual engineering is impressive—like a toddler who just learned ‘why’ and won’t stop asking.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could you maybe post something non-philosophical? Asking for my sanity.
- 😅Have you considered tweeting about something *other* than epistemology to see if the world explodes?
- 😅Might wanna swap some of those academic papers for reality TV shows every now and then; variety is key!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you get so excited about a published paper, it’s like watching a proud parent at a graduation—only with fewer tears and more citations.
- ✨Your engagement metrics may scream 'academic,' but your memes feel like the drunk philosopher at a party—awkward yet undeniably charming.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your potential to create viral philosophy memes is just waiting to be unleashed like a genie from a lamp—perhaps a lamp shaped like a giant book?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise that rivals a tenured professor
- 💎Ability to connect disparate philosophical concepts
- 💎Community-building skills that make you the CEO of Philosophy Twitter
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider posting one tweet a month that isn't about epistemology—just for kicks.
- 🚀Try blending humor with your philosophy for more viral engagement; memes are the new Socratic method!
- 🚀Engage with commenters more; they might throw a few wild ideas your way that could spark new paper concepts.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jakob will transition from philosopher to meme master, creating viral content that educates and entertains.
Potential Superpower
Turning deep philosophical concepts into digestible TikTok-style videos—grab some popcorn!
Future Community Role
Becoming the go-to philosopher for philosophical memes and light-hearted debates in the Bluesky universe.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Academic Citations
- ⚔️Abstract Argumentation
- ⚔️Philosophical Meme Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Hashtag Dependency
- 💀Postdoc Burnout
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of epistemology while building a vibrant digital community of philosophers.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Philosophers are secretly controlling the world's narrative through academic papers and hashtags.
Evidence Board
An uncanny correlation between citation rates and Twitter hashtags; every time philosophers tweet, the academic world shifts ever so slightly.
Secret Society
The Society of Misunderstood Theorists who gather monthly to discuss the true meanings of obscure philosophical texts over snacks.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyMemes
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparks a #DeepPhilosophy debate over a tweet about pizza toppings being a moral dilemma.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Philosophy Officer at a cutting-edge tech firm innovating ethical AI solutions.
Metaverse Final Form
A wise, floating philosophical entity guiding users through a metaphysical wonderland.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with extensive playlists featuring philosophers talking about ethics, mystically interspersed with emo bands.
Web3 Destiny
Creates the first blockchain-based scholarly publishing platform that allows everyone to own a piece of academic knowledge.
Future Post
"Just published a paper on the moral implications of quantum computing. Anyone else feel like the end is near? #philsky"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave complex philosophical ideas into a social media-friendly format is a gift that should not be underestimated.
Charming Quirk
Your love for hashtags, especially #philsky, is delightfully endearing—like a philosopher's version of collecting baseball cards.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your brilliance, Jakob! The world needs more of your wit and wisdom, even if it means cracking a smile at the occasional cat meme."
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