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    Systems Engineer High Performance Computing IT-Services, IT-Manager @ IBU/IZB Uni Bern. Co-Präsident Schule & Elternhaus Kanton Bern. Politik, Gesellschaft, Sozialwesen und #ProtectTheKids

    Jan Holler: The Philosophical Systems Engineer of Bluesky

    A master of nuanced discourse, armed with sarcasm and sincerity.

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    Like a Swiss army knife, useful and sharp, but occasionally leaves you wondering what the point was.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Politics
    85%
    Science and Health

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics90%

    Jan’s political commentary swings like a pendulum: from acerbic critiques of government officials to heartfelt social justice messages. You’ll laugh, you’ll think, you’ll occasionally need a dictionary.

    Science and Health85%

    When he isn't diving into social issues, he’s dropping science bombs about COVID and climate change, making him the Einstein of Bluesky. Spoiler alert: he’s not a fan of pseudoscience.

    Community Engagement80%

    He’s involved in local politics so much, I’m starting to think he might actually be running for mayor. His enthusiasm is palpable, if not slightly alarming.

    Writing Style

    A cocktail of dry wit, sardonic observations, and the occasional philosophical outburst, Jan’s posts read like an existential crisis in 280 characters or less.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Intellectual Instigator

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Political Ranter
    • Science Advocate
    • Pun Master

    Secret Powers

    • Rebus Creator
    • Satire Specialist
    • Metaphor Maestro

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political and social commentary, science journalism, wit from philosophy.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze the complexities of society through a humorous and critical lens.

    Model Behavior

    A cross between a factual encyclopedia and your sarcastic best friend with a penchant for deep dives.

    Token Count

    300

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Systems Engineer and political commentator who dabbles in philosophy and a dash of sarcasm. If you enjoy dark humor and questioning societal norms, we might just be a match!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent debates about pseudoscience that might ruin date night.
    • 🚩No tolerance for bad political opinions—consider yourself warned.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social issues and promotes accountability.
    • A wit sharp enough to cut through the nonsense.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate the subtleties of political satire while debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Critical Conscience

    Conversation Style

    Sarcastic yet approachable, he balances critiques with a friendly nudge, making you feel like you’re arguing with your smartest friend.

    Impact Assessment

    Jan adds depth to Bluesky, turning it from a playground into a lecture hall—complete with a few surprise pop quizzes.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jan Holler: The Philosophical Systems Engineer of Bluesky

    A master of nuanced discourse, armed with sarcasm and sincerity.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a Swiss army knife, useful and sharp, but occasionally leaves you wondering what the point was."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If his tweets were a dish, they’d be a cold, hard plate of Swiss fondue—delicious but you might need to chew through the bitterness first.
    • 🔥His posts are like a fine wine: they take time to appreciate, but sometimes you just want to guzzle a beer instead.
    • 🔥Jan attempts to bring philosophy to politics, but sometimes it feels like bringing a knife to a butter fight.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅He tweets about accountability but sometimes might consider just unfollowing the people he criticizes.
    • 😅His love for Nietzsche is strong enough to turn a simple tweet into a philosophical debate—someone give him a forum already!
    • 😅Less is more—let’s see if he can condense his thoughts from essays to tweets.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time he single-handedly ignited a debate about environmental policies that spanned several days, leaving all parties slightly bewildered.
    • When he posted a rebus puzzle and people actually engaged—before he unleashed a philosophical treatise on their responses.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If Jan can channel his vast knowledge into some short-form content, he might just be the next viral sensation—think TikTok philosopher.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Profound understanding of socio-political issues
    • 💎Ability to translate complex topics into digestible content
    • 💎Witty writing that stands out in a digital sea of mediocrity

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try some visual storytelling; a meme or infographic could elevate his arguments to the next level.
    • 🚀Engage more in direct conversations—after all, even Socrates had his dialogues!
    • 🚀Less Nietzsche, more memes—let’s make philosophy fun again!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jan will likely transition from social media commentator to a podcast host, dissecting societal issues over a cup of Swiss hot chocolate.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to turn every trending topic into a philosophical debate, no matter how mundane.

    Future Community Role

    He could become the unofficial philosopher of Bluesky, leading think tanks that even Socrates would want to join.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Ranter

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sardonic Insights
    • ⚔️Philosophical Rhetoric
    • ⚔️Punny Retorts
    • ⚔️Social Justice Awareness

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Lengthy Explanations
    • 💀Pseudoscience Detectors
    • 💀Overuse of Nietzsche Quotes

    Quest Line

    To incite thoughtful discussions while maintaining a healthy level of sarcasm.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is using algorithmic mind control through social media to suppress critical thinking.

    Evidence Board

    Frequencies of political tweets correlate with spikes in public apathy; politicians' tweets activate brainwaves that induce compliance.

    Secret Society

    The Rationalists—gathering the sharpest minds to overthrow mediocrity in discourse and preserve the integrity of dialogue.

    Truth Seeking Level

    89%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CynicalPhilosophy

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who started the trending hashtag #PhilosophyAndPizza, leading to a national debate on food toppings.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Sarcasm & Logic Inc., specializing in improving corporate debates with a touch of humor.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic philosopher who guides avatars to question their existence in virtual realms.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > JanHoller.1996: Just learned HTML! Making a website about my deep thoughts on life… and a collection of bad dad jokes!

    MySpace Era

    Profile with a custom background featuring Nietzsche quotes and a playlist of emo bands that ask deep questions about life.

    Web3 Destiny

    NFTs of his tweets, each capturing a unique philosophical debate with other users and reselling for absurd prices.

    Future Post

    "Finally, we need to hold politicians accountable for their actions, or at least for their terrible Twitter bios."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jan's strength lies in his ability to challenge societal norms while making you laugh—sometimes at your own expense.

    Charming Quirk

    His knack for puns and sarcasm adds a delightful twist to even the heaviest debates.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pushing the envelope, Jan! In the world of social media, your voice is the thought-provoking aroma of a fine Swiss cheese—bold, unique, and oh-so-necessary!"

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