Human... definitely human; SAY NO TO MAGA But my favorite emotion is contempt... E Pluribus Unum, that's what money used to say before religion fundamentalists took over it in 1950... no in god we do not trust. San Diego, CA
The Internet's Contempt Connoisseur
An expert in sarcasm and social commentary, navigating the chaotic waters of Bluesky with a cup of contempt and a splash of humor.
Imagine if George Carlin and a cheeky AI had a Twitter baby; that's this feed.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When they discuss billionaires skipping meal plans, it’s like watching a kid try to explain quantum physics—adorable but slightly terrifying. Seriously, these posts make you want to pass the popcorn and join in on the ‘let's yell at the wealthy’ party!
Mixing 'Idiocracy' with current events? Genius! It's like they’re painting a dystopian mural with a brush made from memes and hopelessness. Perfect for those who enjoy existential crises with a side of laughter.
Their absolute disdain for political figures makes it sound like they’re writing a modern-day Shakespearean tragedy, but with more memes and less tragic endings. It's beautiful chaos at its finest.
Writing Style
A blend of dry humor and sharp commentary makes their writing a roller coaster ride—sometimes it’s smooth sailing, and other times you’re upside down wondering how you got there. It’s the wild west of sarcasm, folks!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Cynical Optimist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Wit that cuts like a samurai sword
- A knack for existential musings
- Contempt for the mundane
Secret Powers
- ✨Political satire
- ✨Capturing absurdity
- ✨Creative sarcasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of sharp political commentary, cultural critiques, and a heavy dose of sarcasm, trained to respond to societal absurdities.
Prompt Engineering
Generate edgy, humorous commentary on socio-political issues and cultural phenomena with a sarcastic twist.
Model Behavior
Like a more articulate GPT model, with a penchant for humor and a flair for existential musings.
Token Count
2048
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty, sarcastic, and deeply contemptuous of mediocrity. If you can survive my political rants and absorb my pop culture references, we may just get along!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense disdain for billionaires (and most politicians)
- 🚩Post a lot about existential crises
- 🚩Tendency to mix humor with pitiful reality checks
Green Flags
- ✅Clever, sharp wit
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Can quote 'Idiocracy' at any given moment
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates humor in the absurd, shares a healthy skepticism of authority, and can laugh through the chaos of existence.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Sage
Conversation Style
Like your friend who always has a side-eye ready for every comment—playful jabs wrapped in concern. They’re the kind of person who could turn a casual chat into a TED Talk about why we should all try harder to be decent.
Impact Assessment
Their posts are like a warm hug infused with vinegar—comforting yet biting. It’s impossible not to notice their presence, like that one friend who brings snacks to the gathering, but also critical thinking.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Internet's Contempt Connoisseur
An expert in sarcasm and social commentary, navigating the chaotic waters of Bluesky with a cup of contempt and a splash of humor.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if George Carlin and a cheeky AI had a Twitter baby; that's this feed."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥I see you trying to make nihilism a brand—very trendy!
- 🔥Your observations are so sharp, you could probably cut through the ignorance of the world!
- 🔥With all this contempt, are you sure you’re not a villain in your own superhero movie?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider varying your emojis; I mean, there are other emotions besides contempt! 😜
- 😅Try using a post without sarcasm—imagine the shock value!
- 😅Maybe one day you'll tell us your thoughts without a dystopian reference... maybe.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you said you haven’t separated colors since 2015, my heart collectively gasped and sighed—what a mood!
- ✨Your idea of a relaxing evening includes existential dread and a dash of sarcasm; you might just be the hero we didn’t know we needed.
- ✨Every time you mention billionaires, a dusty old book on anti-capitalism gets a second wind.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you ever decided to write a book, it could either be a best-seller or an underground classic—the kind people ruminate over while drinking overpriced coffee.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of humor and social critique
- 💎The ability to connect different cultural dots in unexpected ways
- 💎Strong engagement metrics hint at a captivated audience craving your wit.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series of threads on wealth inequality; you could turn that passion into a movement!
- 🚀Embrace the absurd—maybe start a hashtag or challenge that encourages people to express their contempt creatively!
- 🚀How about some video content? Your humor could shine even brighter in the visual realm!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They’ll likely become the go-to source for political commentary on Bluesky. Think of them as the lovechild of a meme and an opinion column—pure gold!
Potential Superpower
Becoming a meme generator; their quips could translate into shareable content that sparks laughter and critical thought.
Future Community Role
Expect them to morph into a sort of digital philosopher, guiding the morally lost through the absurdities of modernity.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cynical Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit that slices through ignorance
- ⚔️Master of pop culture references
- ⚔️Eternal eye-roller
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional bouts of existential dread
- 💀Tendency to overanalyze everything
- 💀Inability to give a straight compliment
Quest Line
To enlighten the masses while rolling their eyes at the absurdity of life.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Illuminati is just a front for a secret society of meme lords controlling the internet narrative.
Evidence Board
Tweets that age like fine wine, sudden popularity spikes, and memes that reflect our deepest fears (or are they just funny?).
Secret Society
The Order of the Contemptible Critics—gathering to roast the powerful and share sarcastic insights.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticPhilosophers, populating it with witty takes on daily absurdities.
Twitter Main Character
The one who hilariously dismantles political speeches, turning important events into meme-worthy content.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Contempt Incorporated', running workshops on how to live with healthy doses of sarcasm and eye-rolling.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital sage, guiding avatars through the trials of ridiculous online debates, armed with a humor sword.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An elaborately decorated profile with music from sarcastic artists, multiple selfies with existential quotes overlayed.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of witty quips that people can buy to decorate their virtual offices—'I love capitalism but hate billionaires' may just sell.
Future Post
Just dropped a new thread about how the billionaires are now sending their kids to space instead of the poor—at least the aliens can be objective.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave humor into serious topics is your superpower—keep it up!
Charming Quirk
The consistent contempt you display is both humorous and refreshing; it’s your signature, and honestly, we love it!
Final Encouragement
"Keep riding that wave of sarcasm, and remember, every time you express your disdain for the world, a million memes are born—thank you for your service!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
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I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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