João's posts are like an eclectic mixtape—one moment it's Madonna, the next, it's Pokémon. It's as if every new tweet is a genre switch and you never know if you're going to rock out or sob.

He goes from touching moments about home repairs to the thrill of pulling a rare card—classic João! It's heartwarming and chaotic, like a sitcom that never got renewed.

With a sharp tongue, he tackles heavy topics like politics and social justice, reminding everyone that even the wittiest of us can also have a conscience. Like a stand-up comedian who suddenly goes for a TED talk punchline.