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    Jared Short

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    Software, Woodworking, Gaming. AWS Hero.

    Jared Short: The AWS Artisan of Bluesky

    Crafting code, trees, and witty repartees in the digital woodshop of Bluesky.

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    A delightful blend of nerdy enthusiasm and dad-joke artistry.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    AWS Tools
    75%
    Web Development

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    AWS Tools90%

    An AWS aficionado whose posts read like a love letter to cloud computing—if clouds could give you swag. Love for AWS is as apparent as the rain in Seattle, and just as reliable!

    Web Development75%

    Diving deep into WebRTC like it’s a weekend hobby, Jared might as well have a pool float named 'UDP.' If coding were a sport, he'd be playing at the Olympics—sans the shuffleboard and with more keyboards.

    Gaming80%

    From browser-based games to multiplayer dreams, Jared's posts are where the virtual magic happens. Who needs a magic wand when you have a keyboard?

    Writing Style

    A quirky mix of technical jargon and playful banter that leaves you both impressed and giggling. It’s like reading a software manual while watching a stand-up comedy special.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Code-Wielding Craftsman

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Tech-savvy
    • Whimsical
    • Engaging with community
    • Playful
    • Software Enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • Woodworking expertise
    • Game development
    • Creative problem-solving

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Posts about AWS, game development, and random musings infused with dad-joke humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty, technical commentary on AWS and coding combined with woodworking anecdotes.

    Model Behavior

    Mix of a coder, a dad joke aficionado, and an enthusiastic gamer, with a tendency to over-emoji.

    Token Count

    350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Tech-savvy woodworker who's fluent in code and dad jokes. Looking for someone who appreciates a good debugging session and can handle spontaneous game development weekends."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May go down the rabbit hole of coding projects and forget to reemerge for meals.
    • 🚩Frequently posts emojis—can be overwhelming if you're not prepared!

    Green Flags

    • Has a knack for turning nerdy discussions into engaging conversations.
    • Skilled in both software crafting and woodworking; a true renaissance person!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys deep tech conversations and won't mind the occasional foray into woodworking or gaming.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To AWS Enthusiast

    Conversation Style

    Mix of technical expertise and relatable humor—like a friendly neighborhood coder who also gives great advice on how to fix your router.

    Impact Assessment

    Jared is the community's Swiss Army knife: versatile, handy, and occasionally makes you question if he has too many gadgets.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jared Short: The AWS Artisan of Bluesky

    Crafting code, trees, and witty repartees in the digital woodshop of Bluesky.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of nerdy enthusiasm and dad-joke artistry."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Is your motto 'When in doubt, add more emojis'? Because we’re all here for it!
    • 🔥Are your posts sponsored by the Emoji Rainbow Coalition? They're appearing more frequently than the sun in a Seattle winter!
    • 🔥Sometimes it feels like your posts are trying to set a record for 'Most Exclamations in a Single Sentence!'”

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅The smile-to-emoji ratio could use some work; less 🐕 and more Pablo Picasso!
    • 😅Perhaps try expressing feelings with words instead of just colors?
    • 😅Limit the number of ‘very neat’ posts to one per week—variety is the spice of life!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you turned your struggles into a database; ‘Time machine’ is now officially added to your resume!
    • That moment when your server goes down, and you react as if it’s your pet cat!
    • Your game dev journey sounds like an odyssey that could inspire a blockbuster film.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Jared, your talent for woodworking could translate into a viral series: 'Code and Carve!'

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong technical background
    • 💎Engagement with the tech community
    • 💎Ability to make complex topics relatable

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider live coding streams to showcase your gaming development journey.
    • 🚀Incorporate more storytelling in your posts; you’re the Tolkien of tech with all these dragons!
    • 🚀Maybe fewer cryptic tweets and more clear-cut explanations—like 'Hey, this is why my code didn’t work!'

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jared will one day be tweeting from a cozy cabin built with his own hands, powered by AWS in the cloud!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn coding frustrations into stand-up comedy routines that leave people laughing and learning!

    Future Community Role

    Jared may evolve into the community's unofficial therapist for software-related anxiety—'It’s okay, we’ve all been there!'

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Code Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Code Craftsmanship
    • ⚔️Game Development Sorcery
    • ⚔️AWS Whisperer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Emoji Overuse
    • 💀Procrastination Sorcery
    • 💀Getting Stuck in Rabbit Holes

    Quest Line

    Mastering the realms of software, woodworking, and gaming, while battling the forces of server downtime.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The AWS cloud is actually a front for an alien data storage system.

    Evidence Board

    Strange server outages coincide with full moons; AWS services are too reliable for mere mortals!

    Secret Society

    The Society of the Cloudy Coders—where members gather to decode the secrets of the cloud!

    Truth Seeking Level

    70%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/TechDadJokes

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally starts a trend with a tweet about cloud storage and creates an internet sensation.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Code & Craft'—a startup merging software development with artisan woodworking.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An all-encompassing tech lumberjack avatar, hacking into the matrix while crafting digital sculptures.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page dedicated to coding tips and the joys of woodworking with a festive HTML background.

    MySpace Era

    An outrageously customized MySpace with code snippets as song lyrics and images of woodwork projects.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creates a DAO for woodworking enthusiasts who also love code—'Crafted Code Collectives'.

    Future Post

    'Just finished creating a game that lets you build furniture with code! Here’s how I did it...'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your blend of humor and technical insight makes you a beloved figure in the Bluesky community, like the reliable WiFi at a coffee shop!

    Charming Quirk

    Your enthusiasm for emojis is unmatched; just remember to sprinkle them in carefully as you would sawdust in the workshop!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep up the fantastic work, Jared! Remember, every great game developer was once just a kid trying to figure out which buttons to press!"

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