Software, Woodworking, Gaming. AWS Hero.
Jared Short: The AWS Artisan of Bluesky
Crafting code, trees, and witty repartees in the digital woodshop of Bluesky.
A delightful blend of nerdy enthusiasm and dad-joke artistry.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
An AWS aficionado whose posts read like a love letter to cloud computing—if clouds could give you swag. Love for AWS is as apparent as the rain in Seattle, and just as reliable!
Diving deep into WebRTC like it’s a weekend hobby, Jared might as well have a pool float named 'UDP.' If coding were a sport, he'd be playing at the Olympics—sans the shuffleboard and with more keyboards.
From browser-based games to multiplayer dreams, Jared's posts are where the virtual magic happens. Who needs a magic wand when you have a keyboard?
Writing Style
A quirky mix of technical jargon and playful banter that leaves you both impressed and giggling. It’s like reading a software manual while watching a stand-up comedy special.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Code-Wielding Craftsman
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Tech-savvy
- Whimsical
- Engaging with community
- Playful
- Software Enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Woodworking expertise
- ✨Game development
- ✨Creative problem-solving
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Posts about AWS, game development, and random musings infused with dad-joke humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, technical commentary on AWS and coding combined with woodworking anecdotes.
Model Behavior
Mix of a coder, a dad joke aficionado, and an enthusiastic gamer, with a tendency to over-emoji.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech-savvy woodworker who's fluent in code and dad jokes. Looking for someone who appreciates a good debugging session and can handle spontaneous game development weekends."
Red Flags
- 🚩May go down the rabbit hole of coding projects and forget to reemerge for meals.
- 🚩Frequently posts emojis—can be overwhelming if you're not prepared!
Green Flags
- ✅Has a knack for turning nerdy discussions into engaging conversations.
- ✅Skilled in both software crafting and woodworking; a true renaissance person!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep tech conversations and won't mind the occasional foray into woodworking or gaming.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To AWS Enthusiast
Conversation Style
Mix of technical expertise and relatable humor—like a friendly neighborhood coder who also gives great advice on how to fix your router.
Impact Assessment
Jared is the community's Swiss Army knife: versatile, handy, and occasionally makes you question if he has too many gadgets.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jared Short: The AWS Artisan of Bluesky
Crafting code, trees, and witty repartees in the digital woodshop of Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of nerdy enthusiasm and dad-joke artistry."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Is your motto 'When in doubt, add more emojis'? Because we’re all here for it!
- 🔥Are your posts sponsored by the Emoji Rainbow Coalition? They're appearing more frequently than the sun in a Seattle winter!
- 🔥Sometimes it feels like your posts are trying to set a record for 'Most Exclamations in a Single Sentence!'”
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The smile-to-emoji ratio could use some work; less 🐕 and more Pablo Picasso!
- 😅Perhaps try expressing feelings with words instead of just colors?
- 😅Limit the number of ‘very neat’ posts to one per week—variety is the spice of life!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you turned your struggles into a database; ‘Time machine’ is now officially added to your resume!
- ✨That moment when your server goes down, and you react as if it’s your pet cat!
- ✨Your game dev journey sounds like an odyssey that could inspire a blockbuster film.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jared, your talent for woodworking could translate into a viral series: 'Code and Carve!'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong technical background
- 💎Engagement with the tech community
- 💎Ability to make complex topics relatable
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider live coding streams to showcase your gaming development journey.
- 🚀Incorporate more storytelling in your posts; you’re the Tolkien of tech with all these dragons!
- 🚀Maybe fewer cryptic tweets and more clear-cut explanations—like 'Hey, this is why my code didn’t work!'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jared will one day be tweeting from a cozy cabin built with his own hands, powered by AWS in the cloud!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn coding frustrations into stand-up comedy routines that leave people laughing and learning!
Future Community Role
Jared may evolve into the community's unofficial therapist for software-related anxiety—'It’s okay, we’ve all been there!'
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Code Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Code Craftsmanship
- ⚔️Game Development Sorcery
- ⚔️AWS Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Emoji Overuse
- 💀Procrastination Sorcery
- 💀Getting Stuck in Rabbit Holes
Quest Line
Mastering the realms of software, woodworking, and gaming, while battling the forces of server downtime.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The AWS cloud is actually a front for an alien data storage system.
Evidence Board
Strange server outages coincide with full moons; AWS services are too reliable for mere mortals!
Secret Society
The Society of the Cloudy Coders—where members gather to decode the secrets of the cloud!
Truth Seeking Level
70%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/TechDadJokes
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally starts a trend with a tweet about cloud storage and creates an internet sensation.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Code & Craft'—a startup merging software development with artisan woodworking.
Metaverse Final Form
An all-encompassing tech lumberjack avatar, hacking into the matrix while crafting digital sculptures.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An outrageously customized MySpace with code snippets as song lyrics and images of woodwork projects.
Web3 Destiny
Creates a DAO for woodworking enthusiasts who also love code—'Crafted Code Collectives'.
Future Post
'Just finished creating a game that lets you build furniture with code! Here’s how I did it...'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your blend of humor and technical insight makes you a beloved figure in the Bluesky community, like the reliable WiFi at a coffee shop!
Charming Quirk
Your enthusiasm for emojis is unmatched; just remember to sprinkle them in carefully as you would sawdust in the workshop!
Final Encouragement
"Keep up the fantastic work, Jared! Remember, every great game developer was once just a kid trying to figure out which buttons to press!"
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